The List Part 2 Wrote:46. I will not hunt the Krazniy Oktober.
47. The Order are treacherous worms who betrayed us in favour of the Corsairs, not "a cheeseburger with fries and a large shake".
48. I will not accuse every male Chinese officer of being Yue Fei.
49. No matter how girly they look.
50. I will not use the Resurgency to find out the results of the next Superbowl.
51. I will not use the Resurgency to give Aeon the finger.
52. I will not use the Resurgency to set myself up as a gypsy fortune teller.
53. I will not use the Resurgency to give my past self an item I acquired from my future self to give to my past self. It gives Doctor Xiaobei a headache.
54. I will just stay away from the Resurgency.
55. I will stop ordering pasta with "Partisan cheese".
56. The area around New Hangzhou is not called the "Capital Wasteland", and there are no "super mutants" there.
57. I will not search the Neural Net for nude pictures of my Provost Marshal.
58. Those photos were very clearly photoshopped; she doesn't have a mole there.
59. No, you may not come and double-check.
60. No matter which obscure Old Earth political movement said otherwise, Barack Obama was not a communist and thus CPW Obama is not a valid ship name.
61. I will not hum the theme from Back to the Future every time Doctor Xiaobei passes by.
62. I will not take the phrase "reds under the bed" literally.
63. The day a female officer begins menstruating is not a "red dawn".
64. When told to go to Omega-3, I will not pick up the nearest can of tuna.
65. The Coalition has a one-party government; there is no "Coalition Sex Party".
66. I will not attempt to found one.
67. I will not meow whenever I hear the name of our Premier. It wasn't funny the first five thousand times.
68. I will not challenge Vice Admiral Broch to a gym battle.
69. Sellsword filth though they are, the Reavers have never been known to rape people to death, eat their flesh and sew their skin into clothing.
70. In any order.
71. Despite commanding the Havana, General Alvarez’s name is El Coyote, not "Cuban Pete".
72. I will stop prefixing my Provost Marshal’s surname with "Speedy".
73. I will also stop leaving cheese near her office.
74. A recruit's callsign is supposed to reflect that he or she is part of the Militsiya. Appending F to the prefix is strictly forbidden.
75. When in Bretonia, I will refrain from sniggering every time I see a Gaian gunboat pass through a jump hole.
76. Yes, we all know what it looks like.
77. No matter how "groovy" the neutron star looks, Omega-41 is not to be used as a venue for raves.
78. We have no Commissar Fuklaw. Stop asking.
79. There has never been a Ministry of Truth employee by the name of "Winston Smith".
80. I will not propose marriage to an enemy I have been ordered to "engage". It gets old fast.
81. Should Comrade Thorvaldsson ever return, he will not be "Bjorn again".
82. Taking Vladimir Lenin's birthday off is acceptable; however, I will remember that he only has one birthday per year.
83. Successfully getting out of bed with a massive hangover is not a sufficient feat to be named a Hero of the Revolution.
84. Despite being miners, the Red Hessians do not appreciate the song "Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off To Work We Go".
85. Our glorious election victory in Ontario does not give us sufficient "diplomatic immunity" to go and moon the Liberty Navy outside Toronto Station.
86. An appropriate message to carve into the Hispania would be "long live the Coalition". "For a good time call (your number)" is not acceptable.
87. I will not ask the Volkhan why his ears are not pointed.
88. There is no such movie as "You Don't Mess With The Volkhan".
89. I will not film one.
90. I will not force my Provost Marshal to compile any more of these lists.

---Incomming Transmission---

Comm ID: Sayoko Kato
Rank: Lieutenant





I am loyal to the Volkhan!

All hail the Ikon of Ikons!

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