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"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" - Lt.Cmdr.Olsav - 10-25-2006
Brian-Your all different, you all have your own opinions, your all unique
crowd in unison - YES WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!
lone man- ----------im not......
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" - Virus - 10-25-2006
Spidervlad,Sep 9 2006, 08:36 PM Wrote:This one is from that movie which I can't remember.
*Cuts off arm*
"Your left arm is cut off!"
"Tis just a flesh wound!"
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Specifically:
*cuts off arm*
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch??! Your arm's off!!
KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then? *points to arm on ground*
KNIGHT: I've had worse!
ARTHUR: You liar!
KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
*cuts off other arm*
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! *kneels* We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
KNIGHT: *kicks* Come on, then.
ARTHUR: What?
KNIGHT: Have at you! *kicks again*
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
KNIGHT: Yes, I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
KNIGHT: Chicken! Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg! *cuts leg off*
KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. *cuts off last leg*
ARTHUR: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. Come, Patsy.
KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
I've got the movie on DVD. Just watched that scene. ;)
Person above me: The Life of Brian. :D Screw Jesus, worship Brian!
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" - Nightfall - 10-26-2006
While we're about Monty Python's 'Life Of Brian', that reminds me of one of my favorite scenes - the ending, with Brian on the cross and the song 'Life's a piece of sh*t when you look at it...'
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" - McNeo - 10-26-2006
I have that song on my computer :D
the best bit though is where he is writing Latin on the wall., and hes forced to do it 100 times overnight...im sure you all know what happens :P
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" - Vic - 12-02-2006
I don't know if I have this one right but I can only hope!
*Butch and Sundance find themselves on a cliff edge with a 100 foot drop into a small canyon ravine after being chased halfway around the world by some group of trackers.*
Butch Cassidy: We gotta jump!
Sundance Kid: No!
Butch Cassidy: You jump first!
Sundance Kid: No, I said!
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim!
Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you!
Bhahaha!*
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" - The_Dealer - 12-07-2006
guess I'll post somethin too.
"There is no more moving religious experience than cheatin on a cheater"--Maverick
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" - JonatanRaven - 01-23-2007
Same guy, same movie:
Quote:- You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant **** on you.
- Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Another memorable dialogue from that movie:
Quote:- You a photographer?
- I'm a combat correspondent.
- Well you seen much combat?
- I've seen a little on TV.
- You're a real comedian.
- Well they call me the Joker.
- Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
- Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my ****.
- You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
Again, same movie:
Quote:- Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Been playing a lot of Battlefield Vietnam lately..;)