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[Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - Yak - 07-30-2017
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Synth People
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Now you can indulge in your favorite snack, without scaring the neighbours!
Available now at all good food retailers on Crete!
Available in 4 finger-licking good flavours sourced by our expert flavour engineers from all across Sirius!
![[Image: HoT8XUU.png]](http://i.imgur.com/HoT8XUU.png)
Texan BBQ
![[Image: KhZd3qU.png]](http://i.imgur.com/KhZd3qU.png)
Full English Londoner
![[Image: WSzaeHj.png]](http://i.imgur.com/WSzaeHj.png)
Munich Smoked
![[Image: KDJVpra.png]](http://i.imgur.com/KDJVpra.png)
Kyushu Wasabi
Hurry now, while stocks last!
(Warning: contains Homo sapiens extract; may cause kuru; not for children under 3 years of age. Contact your local Synth Foods office if you are concerned about possible allergic reactions)
©Synth Foods 824AS
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - Shelco - 07-30-2017
Way too much effort for a post in Flood. 10/10 though
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - Rusty Wing - 07-30-2017
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Transmission feed OPEN ►
► Transmission Protocol: Synth Foods, Inc.
► Sender ID: CEO of Synth Foods: Magnus Arvidsson
► Location: Riverside Distribution Center, California System
► Destination ID: Self-called Synth Foods Inc.
► Encryption: Parabolic double alphabetic-alphabetic encryption.
► Subject: Strange production
► Priority: Medium
Good day,
Have a good one.
Please, staph and back to the work under milk bottle battlecruiser with bread guns. We already tried to do something similar with outcasts, but they prefered synth cardamine. If you are interested in business on Crete, then get back to work under synth artifacts.
And remember: MILK
And remember: MILK
Have a good one.
Transmission feed CLOSED ◄
//Nice memo, as Synth leader I love it.
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - Shalo - 07-30-2017
Can I get it in nutella flavor?
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - HanCloudstone - 07-30-2017
Can I just get some Synth Gel that tastes like chicken?
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - Yak - 07-30-2017
@Shalo ...soon
@Rusty Wing see above ^
I never forget the #MILK
@HanCloudstone no, sorry, chicken is too healthy
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - HanCloudstone - 07-30-2017
Tastes like chicken is classic, tho.
I leave the thread now.
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - Yak - 07-30-2017
You can have it if it's "Chicken Fried in Beef Dripping" flavour.
Work for you?
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - 7AlphaOne1 - 07-31-2017
SOYLENT GREEN!!!!!!
There, I am done.
RE: [Announcement] New Synth Food Comoddities - Yak - 07-31-2017
You're not supposed to read the small-print