I am the aforementioned chief of security, you may recognize my name and face from this transmission I sent a few days ago. That being said, in all the madness of the siege I am inclined to agree with what Mr.Burns said previously, there has been a critical failure in the defenses "Friend or Foe" recognition software and I intend on personally sitting down and getting to the bottom of the issue. I assure you the Corsairs are not welcome on Clew Bay, they are nothing more then bloodthirsty pirates who wish to extort the working class of their hard earned credits utilizing the guise of the noble and legendary pirates of Old Earth who were champions of the working class of their time embodying all that Clew Bay holds dear, those inalienable rights of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. These Corsairs besmirch their name and their legacy of freewill and brotherly love and the freedom to carve your own path outside of the monotony of modern society. They are no better than the corporate bosses or the heads of big banks, stealing from the poor only to fatten the rich's own pockets, unlike the legends of Robin Hood or other champions of the people.

I hope this calms your fears,
Keep safe Gentlemen.