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I can haz skype - Wolfs Ghost - 11-09-2009

[7:18:28 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Wolfpack did it for a year, huge ******* and a great guyIsn't that hypocritical?
[7:18:40 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Hmm? What?
[7:18:47 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Huge ******* and a great guy
[7:18:54 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): ******* in general
[7:18:59 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Good guy when you got to know him
[7:19:00 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): So like you?
[7:19:04 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): **** you.
[7:19:06 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Sort off.
[7:19:06 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile)::D
[7:19:08 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): (rofl)
[7:19:18 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I try to remain neutral on the surface, though xD


I can haz skype - Shagohad - 11-09-2009

[3:52:23 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): You're no mage!
[3:52:41 PM] Zamu: Then what am I?
[3:52:48 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Helpless?
[3:53:19 PM] Zamu: I guess.
[3:53:57 PM] Zamu: Don't blame me, though. It's not my fault.

[7:16:07 PM] Matt (OutlawBullet): wait Josh is offline?
[7:16:19 PM] Matt (OutlawBullet): THE CHAT IS OURS
[7:16:26 PM] Matt (OutlawBullet): Matt (OutlawBullet) declares victory
[7:16:52 PM] Aaron: Aaron stabs a huge flag into the ground, only to realize there's now 400 dollars of damages and a pierced water pipe in his yard.
[7:17:10 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Oh damn.
[7:17:14 PM] Matt (OutlawBullet): lol
[7:17:15 PM] shazbot111: Those who lay eyes on the Raiders will not live to tell about it


I can haz skype - atlantis2112 - 11-10-2009

[10:35:55 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Josh.
[10:36:17 PM] Josh (Petrucci): (wave)
[10:36:21 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Dude.
[10:36:26 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I did the stupidest thing today.
[10:36:32 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Because of YOU.
[10:36:47 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I was walking down the street to Subway.
[10:36:51 PM] Josh (Petrucci): uh huh
[10:36:58 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I was listening to Take the Time on my iPod.
[10:37:17 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Just as he screamed 'Take theeeee tiiiiiiiiiime' I did a jump-kick at a trash can.
[10:37:26 PM] Josh (Petrucci): LOL
[10:37:40 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): The can and the trash practically blew the **** up.
[10:37:51 PM] Josh (Petrucci): AHAHA
[10:38:03 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): People were staring at me.
[10:38:08 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I just stared back.
[10:38:41 PM] Josh (Petrucci): That's hillarious..
[10:38:57 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Some one called a cop.
[10:39:06 PM] Josh (Petrucci): Seriously?
[10:39:17 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Yes.
[10:39:36 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): [7:38:29 PM] Durandal: Meh.
[7:39:00 PM] Durandal: WHAT
[7:39:00 PM] Durandal: THE
[7:39:02 PM] Durandal: ****?
[7:39:11 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Yeah.
[7:39:20 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Give me awesome music...I do awesome things.
[10:39:47 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I ran.
[10:40:36 PM] Josh (Petrucci): you are my #1 dream theater convert
[10:40:41 PM] Josh (Petrucci): I am proud of you, son

Yes, Dream Theater has these results. Give it a try:

http:/sten.grooveshark.com/#/song/Take+The+Time/60871

Post/PM your results.:)


I can haz skype - Neko-chan - 11-10-2009

Divine_Neko-chan = that's me! I just made it since I want to get to know people more... So add me pwease?


I can haz skype - Zigeris - 11-10-2009

[2:09:17 AM] Ivan: ^^
[2:09:43 AM] Ivan: anyone up for skype freelancer? Ok zig, you be trader full of ore trough o3:P
[2:10:31 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *nom nom nom iz power trading taking the lane
[2:10:43 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: got to sell
[2:10:48 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: so i can buy big ship
[2:10:59 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *looks at pretty clouds*
[2:11:02 AM] Alvin Katz: *aha!*
[2:11:07 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: GASP
[2:11:07 AM] Alvin Katz: HALT
[2:11:15 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *swears on vent*
[2:11:17 AM] Alvin Katz: 2 Mil or Dize!
[2:11:25 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: -says to guys on vent
[2:11:34 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: Dude this ****ing noob is pirating me
[2:11:34 AM] Alvin Katz: I iz Pie-Rate-in Youz!
[2:11:37 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: where are you?
[2:11:43 AM] Ivan: EEEK I GET MY CAP!
[2:12:05 AM] Alvin Katz: I Haz LOL-Zorz!
[2:12:11 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l What did you say sorry i was away from my computur
[2:12:23 AM] Alvin Katz: //no speak English
[2:12:23 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l you can't pie rat em
[2:12:26 AM] Ivan: //LOL HURRY UP BEFORE I SANCTION YOU
[2:12:38 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // NO LOL IN SYSTEM CHAT
[2:12:43 AM] Alvin Katz: ENGAZIN!
[2:12:51 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /
[2:12:54 AM] Alvin Katz: pew pew pew
[2:12:54 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: STOP
[2:13:00 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: HEY STOP
[2:13:02 AM] Alvin Katz: Wut?
[2:13:07 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: you can't
[2:13:13 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l You can't do that
[2:13:21 AM] Alvin Katz: FUK Dis!
[2:13:26 AM] Alvin Katz: PEW PEW PEW
[2:13:26 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l Cause OH SANTION
[2:13:37 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l i'm santioning you!!!
[2:13:44 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l //**
[2:13:47 AM] Ivan: wooot
[2:13:47 AM] Alvin Katz: LOL U iz ded!
[2:13:53 AM] Ivan: see, this was sweet. anyone frapsed it?
[2:13:56 AM] Ivan::D
[2:14:07 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /t you know your going to get banned for htis
[2:14:20 AM] Alvin Katz: /U suk!
[2:14:21 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /t I ss'd the whole thing
[2:14:36 AM] Alvin Katz: /U suk, Admins Suk
[2:14:37 AM] Ivan: IF I GET BAND I'LL HAX IT
[2:14:40 AM] Alvin Katz: /I QUIT
[2:14:43 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /t and I am close to admin so you are so going to get banned
[2:14:48 AM] Alvin Katz: /QUITDISCO
[2:14:54 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // LOL NUB
[2:15:07 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *buys more ore*
[2:15:12 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *undocks*
[2:15:26 AM] Ivan: I KNOW JIHAD JOE
[2:15:30 AM] Ivan: HE EATS PLACENTA!
[2:15:39 AM] Ivan: HE'LL BAN YOUR VEGAN ASS
[2:15:41 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l NO OCC IN SYSTEM CHAT
[2:16:01 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // no occ in system chat
[2:16:15 AM] Jussi Lavento: (rofl)
[2:16:19 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // dude ivan get en ID are you'll get banned
[2:16:35 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /t Dude ivan you don't have an iD
[2:16:40 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /t its required
[2:16:45 AM] Ivan::D
[2:16:51 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /t get a civilian one
[2:16:55 AM] Alvin Katz: MEGA-PAINindaASS has signed in
[2:17:00 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: OH no
[2:17:05 AM] Ivan: /how to pick up cash after you blow him up? ????????
[2:17:09 AM] Alvin Katz: I can Haz Battleship!
[2:17:10 AM] Ivan: /guuuuuuys??
[2:17:11 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: that dude is a ass//LOL
[2:17:27 AM] Ivan: ==ANYONE DUEL?=== NO BB
[2:17:37 AM] Ivan: HALT
[2:17:40 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *loggs into leet order carriar*
[2:17:50 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: STUF LOSER
[2:17:52 AM] Alvin Katz: IFF: Corsair ID: Outcase flying a Liberty Dread.
[2:18:09 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *undocks* /g guys i'm going to dual this nub
[2:18:16 AM] Ivan: halp
[2:18:17 AM] Ivan: eeek
[2:18:19 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s i'll dual you
[2:18:21 AM] Ivan: Cruise run
[2:18:26 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: TCD
[2:18:28 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *
[2:18:35 AM] Alvin Katz: I power traded for like a week.... anyone know where I can buy Admin cannons?
[2:18:37 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: enggnenagnangangneing
[2:18:39 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: !!!
[2:19:00 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // LOL NOOB THAT FOR ADMINS ONLY!!!
[2:19:13 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: pew pew pew pew pew pew
[2:19:14 AM] Alvin Katz: I am ADMIN nooB!
[2:19:19 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // I santion
[2:19:22 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // you
[2:19:35 AM] Alvin Katz: //awww can I stay please!!
[2:19:46 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // NO MORE OCC RP GEEZ GUYS
[2:19:58 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g what ****ing noobs
[2:20:15 AM] Alvin Katz: LOLZ battleships just crashed into Manhattan
[2:20:19 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l Greetings all I am hemlore i rule freeport 33
[2:20:30 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: OH
[2:20:41 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s HE IS IN FECTED
[2:20:49 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s quirtine!!!
[2:21:05 AM] Alvin Katz: //Dude, you said Squirtin!
[2:21:09 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g dude ny is soo ****ing stupid
[2:21:20 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: //what?
[2:21:29 AM] Alvin Katz: //let's go attack New Berlin!
[2:21:33 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /t //waht?
[2:21:41 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /t oh okey
[2:21:50 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /i randomnoob
[2:21:57 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g everyone this is random noob
[2:22:05 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g where gogn to raid berlin
[2:22:15 AM] Alvin Katz: /type this /givecash I.R.Stoopid 101001010
[2:22:27 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g LAWL
[2:22:34 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g dude what guns do you have?
[2:22:45 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g whats yorur ID? i don't want to get santioned
[2:22:58 AM] Alvin Katz: // Shut up, I got Admin cannons from the Codie dealer above Fort Bush
[2:23:10 AM] Alvin Katz: pew pew pew pew pew
[2:23:11 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // lol
[2:23:13 AM] Alvin Katz: oh sorry
[2:23:17 AM] Alvin Katz: sorry
[2:23:21 AM] Alvin Katz: pew pew pew
[2:23:22 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g dude thats fail
[2:23:30 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g DUDE WTF
[2:23:47 AM] Alvin Katz: Sorry... wrong button
[2:23:58 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g fail anyway form up
[2:24:02 AM] Alvin Katz: /pm don't sankshun me
[2:24:18 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g dun worry man just form up
[2:24:32 AM] Alvin Katz: /g lag!!! Farking lag
[2:24:43 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lawl...lag noob
[2:24:43 AM] Alvin Katz: /g there formed
[2:25:06 AM] Alvin Katz: /s Ivan... you cummin Ivy?
[2:25:11 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g say no one is in berlin want to sit out ther planet and dock kill traders?
[2:25:22 AM] Alvin Katz: /g lawl sure
[2:25:33 AM] Alvin Katz: /g they're all N00bs
[2:25:45 AM] Ivan: /s i got dragged out by work
[2:25:52 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l this is LNS CockaDoo calling for all NAVY to attack RM
[2:25:55 AM] Ivan: ::is engaging cloaking device::
[2:25:59 AM] Ivan: ^^
[2:26:05 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: dude
[2:26:08 AM] Alvin Katz: /s just slot save and play when you can dude, no one cares!
[2:26:14 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s i think he's a RM spy
[2:26:15 AM] Ivan: lol
[2:26:19 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s shoot his ship
[2:26:31 AM] Alvin Katz: /g dude, that's awesome!
[2:26:44 AM] Alvin Katz: pew pew pew pew
[2:26:47 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lawl watch this i'll hit him with my battler razor
[2:26:53 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[2:26:56 AM] Alvin Katz: IVY|Ivan has died
[2:27:02 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l LAWL
[2:27:08 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s oops
[2:27:10 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g oops
[2:27:14 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lofl
[2:27:24 AM] Alvin Katz: /g man he's gonna be pissed you blew off his codies
[2:27:30 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g XD
[2:27:35 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g i know right
[2:27:43 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g codes are nub guns
[2:27:48 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g missiles are leet
[2:27:59 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g that and I can die
[2:28:33 AM] Alvin Katz: /s This is Admiral Hot pants mcnoodle! I am the Supreme commander in cheif of the Order!
[2:28:35 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lawl i mean i can't die
[2:28:45 AM] Alvin Katz: /s I order you to stop!
[2:28:50 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lawl order in ny
[2:28:53 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: NO
[2:28:53 AM] Alvin Katz: /s I am in a fackshun!
[2:28:56 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s NO
[2:29:31 AM] Alvin Katz: //I said stop, and 'cause I'm important and have a high forum message count, I'm like, the boss of you!
[2:29:37 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /L LNS Cockadoo: Captain: I AM NOT GOING TO ALLOW YOUR CAP HERE ITS A ILLGEAL SHP
[2:29:51 AM] Ivan: (emo) hi. I'm Dab.
[2:29:56 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: // dude post coont doesn't matter
[2:29:57 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: XD
[2:30:00 AM] Alvin Katz: NOooooooooooooooooo
[2:30:05 AM] Ivan: win:D
[2:30:17 AM] Alvin Katz: farking daB!
[2:30:17 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: i'm soo puttin this in ICHS
[2:30:21 AM] Ivan: you better surrender both
[2:30:24 AM] Alvin Katz: /l kill Dab!
[2:30:32 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l Engengengnengeing DAB
[2:30:41 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: pew pewp
[2:30:46 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: pew
[2:30:49 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: pewp
[2:31:06 AM] Alvin Katz: /l I am Admiral.... oh screw it. Engaging NOOOB
[2:31:06 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g OMG LEET WHORE!!!
[2:31:08 AM] Ivan: (hug)
[2:31:28 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l SHoot his fighter down!
[2:31:38 AM] Alvin Katz: /g dude, we have to, like, kill Dab now!
[2:31:39 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /l we have caps ships it shouldn't be a problem
[2:31:40 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: !
[2:31:49 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g his ****ign laggin
[2:31:52 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g i think
[2:31:57 AM] Alvin Katz: /g if we don't he'll flame us in the forum!
[2:31:57 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ican't hit him
[2:32:04 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g missile spam him
[2:32:04 AM] Alvin Katz: pew pew pew pew
[2:32:13 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: pew pew pew
[2:32:17 AM] Alvin Katz: /g Nice shot!
[2:32:27 AM] Alvin Katz: /g too bad that wasn't Dab's fighter...
[2:32:29 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lawl everything is easy when you have missles
[2:32:31 AM] Alvin Katz: /s sorry...
[2:32:37 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s um
[2:32:40 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s dude
[2:32:54 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g that lvl5 got in the way
[2:33:03 AM] Alvin Katz: /s think if we use duct-tape we can put the wings back on?
[2:33:14 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s ahah nooo just go back to killing dab
[2:33:21 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ahaha duct tape
[2:33:25 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g what are you XA?
[2:33:40 AM] Alvin Katz: /g I know, I know my other character is XA, Duct-tape RulZ!!!
[2:34:14 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lol XA is nub they are hillbillys and terrorists there just a bad as vampires in space
[2:34:30 AM] Alvin Katz: /g though I don't get why XA hate kusari. Asian Chik R hawt!
[2:34:45 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g they're rasicts
[2:34:47 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g i think
[2:34:58 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g cuz they don't like blank peopel
[2:34:59 AM] Alvin Katz: /g they're Gaye!
[2:35:05 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ya
[2:35:15 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lets go sit outside quray
[2:35:22 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g see if any are around
[2:35:28 AM] Alvin Katz: /g formed on you
[2:35:31 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g right
[2:35:40 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: *flies to colorado*
[2:35:45 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g oh what the ****
[2:35:48 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g no one is here
[2:35:56 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g like no one ever is here
[2:36:03 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g this blows
[2:36:09 AM] Alvin Katz: /g yeah they all go to Gamma
[2:36:21 AM] Alvin Katz: /g think I can take my Liberty Dreaddy to Gamma?
[2:36:31 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g want to go back to ny and kill the lulwutters? oh we can do that too
[2:36:36 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ya
[2:37:18 AM] Alvin Katz: /I put in this special request, and like, it says I can use my Corsair IFF with an Outcast ID to buy the Liberty Dreadnaught... 'cause like I'm cool... and I use it for my Order Admiral.
[2:37:28 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g wow
[2:37:52 AM] Alvin Katz: /g dude, the Admin's must have been stoned 'cause they, like, said yeah no sweat!
[2:38:05 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ****ing awesome i'll get one too
[2:38:15 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: but i'll hve a galla bs
[2:38:33 AM] Alvin Katz: /g Gallia, isn't that, like, far?
[2:38:56 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ya but its well worth it cus not one can take it down
[2:39:07 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g french did something right for a change
[2:39:14 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lol
[2:39:15 AM] Alvin Katz: /g dude, they're french!
[2:39:20 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ya
[2:39:25 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g frogs
[2:39:37 AM] Alvin Katz: /g only thing Frogs ever did good was surrender!
[2:39:48 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ...and the french kiss
[2:40:00 AM] Alvin Katz: /g dude, you french kiss frenchmen!
[2:40:06 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lawl damnit stuck in the trade lane
[2:40:12 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g no
[2:40:26 AM] Alvin Katz: /g dude, wiggle the ship or summin
[2:40:34 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ahah thats what she said
[2:40:41 AM] Alvin Katz: /g hurry up, I'm bored
[2:40:53 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ddue just shot that rhino
[2:40:58 AM] Alvin Katz: /s hey Zoner... wanna see my cannons?
[2:41:05 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ahaha
[2:41:10 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s ya zoner
[2:41:15 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /s we know you are spy
[2:41:17 AM] Alvin Katz: /g chicken ran away crying to the Admins
[2:41:27 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g dude he's pming me
[2:41:34 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g saying thta we are OORP
[2:41:55 AM] Alvin Katz: /g tell him to go f**** himself. I ain't no OOrp nutin!
[2:42:04 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g just did
[2:42:12 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g i called him a indiffernt frog
[2:42:15 AM] Alvin Katz: /s noob, my RP skillz are the shiznit!
[2:42:22 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g he's like oMG
[2:42:24 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ya
[2:42:34 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g we are tje best Rperss ever


I can haz skype - Zigeris - 11-10-2009

[2:43:10 AM] Alvin Katz: /g Dude, totally. I once RPed on the forum, and like, everyone read it.
[2:43:31 AM] Alvin Katz: /g I wrote that I killed the head of the RM in this duel, thing
[2:43:41 AM] Alvin Katz: /g I pwned him!
[2:43:42 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ****IGN awesome
[2:43:50 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g and like your head of REM now?
[2:44:23 AM] Alvin Katz: /g nah, Mwerte erased it. Said I was power gaming... he's a total noob!
[2:44:53 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g lawl we shoudl make aour own faction
[2:45:02 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g based onthe truth
[2:45:15 AM] Alvin Katz: /g can we set it in Liberty? Like every other cool faction.
[2:45:45 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g well ya we won'd ever seen anyone in KU space right LAWL
[2:45:59 AM] Alvin Katz: /g and we can set it that our ZOI is like, everywhere, our traders can carry 5K... oh and we have the right to, like, KOS anyone we want!
[2:46:18 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g totally
[2:46:28 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g we should name ourseves phatoms
[2:46:33 AM] Alvin Katz: /g cool we can name it "I can't believe I'm not a Zoner"
[2:46:41 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g or that too
[2:46:43 AM] Alvin Katz: /g of ICBINAZ
[2:46:50 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g ahah
[2:47:10 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g totally write something in the flood so we don't ahve to pay the 500mil
[2:47:17 AM] Alvin Katz: /renameme [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants
[2:47:48 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /renameme [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL
[2:48:11 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /i [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants
[2:48:18 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: // sweet name dude!
[2:48:28 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g **** i missed a letter!
[2:48:41 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /g oh well lets pwn
[2:49:02 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/g sure. Let's go find us some traders...
[2:49:38 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g kay how about the boron run by pitts?
[2:50:12 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: /g trading's so lame!
[2:50:35 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g duh we have no choice now sense they nefted the mining
[2:51:23 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: /g that's stoopid. Can we go load up on Blooddiamonds and trade them with the Kusari?
[2:51:48 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g fur sho!
[2:51:55 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/g I know this sweet run, up through Hudson, across to new london... up through the Taus and across to Tokyo!
[2:52:15 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g we should buy our own system too
[2:52:32 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: /g DUDE, I want to buy Alaska!
[2:53:17 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g lawl the LSF are such nubs its does exist they just want it to trade with
[2:53:38 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g there pVping whores
[2:53:47 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g alsaka is leet
[2:53:54 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g we can tax eveyrone
[2:54:45 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: /g sure. Or... or... we could go buy Gallililllaeo
[2:55:16 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: /g it'd be awesome, think about it... there's like...nothing there!!!
[2:55:24 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g like...that is such a barren system admins would seel that for half price
[2:55:38 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g ya
[2:56:11 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: Dude, then we can go pirate Kepler and like, have both the Kusari and the Liberty stuff to shoot!
[2:56:47 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g ya we should like recuit
[2:57:10 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: -in gallieo-
[2:57:13 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: /g we gotta go to Penny fer that
[2:57:20 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g ya
[2:57:24 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: lets go
[2:57:38 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g i'l form on ur ship
[2:58:10 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g omg look at this kid he doesn't have a armour we can kill him
[2:58:19 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: /g dude, you're following me, that's like, so lame!
[2:58:26 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g ya
[2:58:30 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g well
[2:58:37 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/l Halt, One hundred million!
[2:58:40 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g i'm writing forum stuff
[2:59:00 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/l give me a hundred million or I pwn you!
[2:59:05 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g dude when he pays kil him
[2:59:11 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g ahahahhaaha
[2:59:24 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g ur going ot give me half right?
[2:59:42 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/g dude, he says in a PM that he's the head of the Liberty Rogues and we're like, not cool
[2:59:54 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g ahhahahahhahahahahha
[3:00:02 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g I know the head of the LR
[3:00:07 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g and its not him
[3:00:12 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g its the cartel dudes
[3:00:19 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/g yeah, isn't that like your mom?
[3:00:35 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g lol dont' tlak about my mum -__-
[3:00:59 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g dude..this is lke borning theres only 43 people online
[3:01:01 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/g Dude, your mom's like Hawt
[3:01:05 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g dude
[3:01:08 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g no
[3:01:22 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g my ma had a botched noise job
[3:01:47 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/g yeah but she kinda looks like a bald eagle, that's hawt dude
[3:01:56 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g you're horrible
[3:02:13 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICBNAZ[I. Touched. UR. BUTTLAWL: /g I am civilwaring against you
[3:02:40 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/g DUDE you can't attack me, we're int he same FakShun!
[3:02:50 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: /renameme [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL
[3:03:11 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL: /S prepare to die
[3:03:26 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/s you can't go [ICBINAZ] indie... that's like... super lame!
[3:03:49 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL: // no occ
[3:03:58 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL // and i can too
[3:04:07 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL // unoffical factions
[3:04:14 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/l dude you're gonna get cream-pied!
[3:04:18 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL //dude stupid nub
[3:04:35 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL// nuh uh i have dusty sayin he is going to help my facton
[3:04:58 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL // so you are goign to lose
[3:05:00 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/l //dude I am Dusty!
[3:05:09 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL // you are lair
[3:05:20 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL // i am pming Dusty right now on skype
[3:05:41 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:// Dude I know
[3:06:08 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/l Dude, you're pming, right?
[3:06:12 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants: ENGAGING!!!
[3:06:14 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL// ya
[3:06:18 AM] Alvin Katz: pew pew pew pew pew
[3:06:26 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL engegengnengeing!!!
[3:06:35 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: pew pew pewp ewp epw
[3:06:38 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: pew pew pew pew
[3:07:01 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/l you can't do that, E-kill is an illegal maneuver, read Da RULZ
[3:07:33 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL// you attacked without notice dur tur dur!!
[3:07:41 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL // i ss'd it
[3:07:46 AM] Alvin Katz: [ICBINAZ]Dude.I.Forgot.my.pants:/l I notice-ified you!
[3:07:56 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: [ICANBNAZ]Touched. UR. BUTTLALL // no you didhj't!!


I can haz skype - n00bl3t - 11-11-2009

[10/11/2009 11:09:08 AM] Zukeenee: 3 OC Dreadnoughts in front of NT!
[10/11/2009 11:09:50 AM] Akura: OH SHI-
[10/11/2009 11:09:57 AM] Akura: Waiiiiit...
[10/11/2009 11:10:00 AM] Akura: OLOLOL
[10/11/2009 11:10:02 AM] Zukeenee: Ololololol


I can haz skype - Boss - 11-11-2009

[7:02:16 PM] *** Boss has changed the chat topic to "Xelgion's Capwhore Server - Cult of Boss"
***
[7:02:28 PM] James (Kurosora) says: Would you stop using references to my Anatomy?
[7:02:34 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) casts his GM Powahs on chu

[7:02:59 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) cannot use .go on the Capwhore server

[7:03:07 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) nor on Discovery

[7:03:07 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: Der.
[7:03:08 PM] Xelgion says: cause its off
[7:03:13 PM] Boss says: .go-go-gadget
[7:03:13 PM] James (Kurosora) says: .PEEEEEEEEnis.
[7:03:17 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon sommons a RL barghest

[7:03:25 PM] Boss has one parked out back

[7:03:27 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon shows you the tape

[7:03:29 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) says: I want to build my Guild base with .go, like I built on Echeloned
[7:03:35 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: go go gadget! Magical metal penis sheath!
[7:03:36 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) says: I paid 20 bucks for it!
[7:03:43 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) says: and I want to use it on Disco!
[7:03:48 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon says: DUDE,
[7:03:50 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) says: rawr
[7:03:51 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon says: SOMEONE I KNOW
[7:03:55 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon says: HAS A PITTBULL
[7:04:00 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: AMG!
[7:04:01 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon says: NAMED BARGHEST
[7:04:03 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: Cerial?
[7:04:09 PM] Xelgion says: I GOTTA GET OFF
[7:04:11 PM] James (Kurosora) says: TWSS.
[7:04:12 PM] Xelgion says: SORRY
[7:04:14 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: BYE XELLY!
[7:04:19 PM] Xelgion says: TELL THE KITTENS I LOVE THEM
[7:04:22 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) says: bai Xelgion
[7:04:26 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: TURN ONZ THE SERVERZ! PLOX!
[7:04:29 PM] James (Kurosora) says: BRING MOAR L00B FOR THEM
[7:04:29 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) says: I will
[7:04:41 PM] Xelgion says: L00b is teh epic
[7:04:45 PM] Xelgion says: ............and so is baws.
[7:04:48 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: and NOOBLET FEETZ!
[7:04:51 PM] James (Kurosora) says: b00bl3t.
[7:04:54 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) says: Xelgion, I'll tell the kittehs chu luffs them
[7:05:12 PM] Xelgion says: BEFORE I GO, Say "All Hail the Sacred Boss, may he not smite us with a Barghest"
[7:05:25 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) says: All Hail the Sacred Boss, may he not smite us with a Barghest"
[7:05:28 PM] James (Kurosora) says: [10:05:08 PM] Xelgion: "All Hail the Sacred Boss, may he not smite us with a Barghest"

<<<
[7:05:34 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: All hail Boss, for he is like a boss!
[7:05:43 PM] Boss smites Chase with a Barghest

[7:05:46 PM] James (Kurosora) says: **** ON HER DESK
Like a Boss.
[7:05:47 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: Nu!
[7:06:06 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) says: Crash into the sun!
[7:06:14 PM] Chase Mathews (Jaeriko) is not worthy

[7:06:15 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon says: I THROW BARGHEST AT U
[7:06:18 PM] James (Kurosora) says: T-minus Penis.

I have a cult <3


I can haz skype - n00bl3t - 11-12-2009

[2:53:39 AM] Carmen: Jarek in NY!
[3:07:36 AM] Jimmy Patterson(Dave): servers up?????
[3:18:06 AM] Carmen: lol
[3:18:08 AM] Carmen: pwned


I can haz skype - Elsdragon - 11-14-2009

[8:31:17 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): But someone did say "You know the rules"
[8:31:24 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): And me and a freind both started singing it
[8:31:29 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): And so do i..
[8:31:34 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Etc
[8:31:37 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: rule 42
[8:31:43 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): AWwww
[8:32:00 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: I have no clue what rule 42 is actually
[8:32:00 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): no. 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything
[8:32:13 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): we just don't know what they question is yet
[8:32:14 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: no, 42 is the answer to the ultimate question
[8:32:17 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Rule 42...
[8:32:18 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Is..
[8:32:22 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): something nasty
[8:32:28 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: Which May not be known in the same universe as the answer
[8:32:30 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: if this occurs
[8:32:35 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): very true
[8:32:40 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): The towel one i think
[8:32:45 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: the universe is replaced with something even more bizzare
[8:32:50 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: this may already have occured
[8:33:01 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): just watch out for the falling whales
[8:33:14 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): falling? Watch out for the flaming whales...
[8:33:26 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: Ah , yes, the o,famous falling sperm whale
[8:33:29 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): yea. falling
[8:33:37 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): and the petunias
[8:33:48 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: "Ound....Round...Ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
[8:33:58 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): hahaha!!! ......splat
[8:34:37 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): that was an awesome series of books
[8:34:43 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_to...ything_.2842.29
[8:34:58 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): they also came out with a pc game called starship titanic
[8:35:06 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): very cool
[8:35:16 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Nice
[8:35:23 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: That one guy named Eoin Colifer got the permission from Adams wife to write a 6th book
[8:35:39 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: Of course, havent read it.......to recent..
[8:35:44 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: BUT HAU DARE HE!
[8:35:50 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): what is the title please
[8:35:56 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): he's a good auther
[8:35:58 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): HI there!!
[8:36:00 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: ...and another thing
[8:36:34 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: thats the name
[8:36:47 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: And, In those books, Earth is more ressilient than Kenny
[8:36:59 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): hehe. indeed
[8:37:07 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): good title
[8:37:37 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: Don't Panic
For other uses, see Don't panic.

Towel with the words "Don't Panic" on Towel dayIn the series, Don't Panic is a phrase written on the cover of the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.[23] The novel explains that this was partly because the device "looked insanely complicated" to operate, and partly to keep intergalactic travelers from, well, panicking.[24] It is said that despite its many glaring (and occasionally fatal) inaccuracies, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy itself has outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper, and because it has the words "Don't Panic" in large, friendly letters on the cover.[23]

In the novel's typography, the words "DON'T PANIC" always are typeset in uppercase.

Much like "42" and "knowing where your towel is",[25] the words sometimes are used among fans of the books and radio series to show that they have this passion in common.[citation needed]

Arthur C. Clarke said Douglas Adams' use of "don't panic" was perhaps the best advice that could be given to humanity.[26]
[8:38:19 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): roger that
[8:38:28 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): True
[8:38:32 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: THis one is good
[8:38:34 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: The Guide relates that the words "Share and Enjoy" were displayed in illuminated letters three miles high near the Sirius Cybernetics Complaints Department, until their weight caused them to collapse through the underground offices of many young executives. The upper half of the sign that now protrudes translates in the local tongue as "Go stick your head in a pig", and is only lit up for special celebrations
[8:38:49 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): hahaha!
[8:38:58 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): mostly harmless,
[8:39:13 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): I love how it's like that
[8:39:47 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: THe entire Article for earth, right under the triple breasted whore from eroticon 6
[8:39:52 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: Reads:
[8:39:58 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: "Mostly Harmless"
[8:40:10 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): he also wrote Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency..i believe
[8:40:26 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): which was another good book
[8:41:46 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: You know, writing a sixth Hitchhiker, is like writing a sequel to Hamlet
[8:42:07 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): That reminds me of an episode of doctor who..
[8:42:12 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: Everyone and everything is dead in every possible way on every dimension
[8:42:45 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: How a sixth Book can exist
[8:42:48 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: is beyond me
[8:43:16 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): i will read the book.. but . i will reserve judgement untill then..though i don't think he can be as good as Douglas Adams
[8:43:48 PM | Edited 8:43:58 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): just like someone writing a sequel to the lord of the rings..Tolkien
[8:44:22 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Yeah...]
[8:45:13 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: The captain and first officer were the only crew of an Arcturan Megafreighter carrying a larger number of copies of Playbeing magazine than the mind can comfortably conceive
[8:45:32 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Argh...
[8:45:42 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): hahahaha!
[8:45:56 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): I feel slightly sick... because of the **** i've been eating
[8:47:14 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: Deep Thought is a computer that was created by the pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent race of beings (whose three dimensional protrusions into our universe are ordinary white mice) to come up with the Answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Deep Thought is the size of a small city. When, after seven and a half million years of calculation, the answer finally turns out to be 42, Deep Thought admonishes Loonquawl and Phouchg (the receivers of the Ultimate Answer) that "[he] checked it very thoroughly, and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you is that you've never actually known what the question was."

Deep Thought does not know the ultimate question to Life, the Universe and Everything, but offers to design an even more powerful computer (Earth; see Earth in fiction) to calculate it. After ten million years of calculation, the Earth is destroyed by Vogons five minutes before the computation is complete.
[8:48:12 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): yea.
[8:48:21 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: everytime I read that
[8:48:24 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: it makes me lol
[8:48:39 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: The quadruped Dish of the Day is an Ameglian Major Cow, a Ruminant specifically bred to not only have the desire to be eaten, but to be capable of saying so quite clearly and distinctly. When asked if he would like to see the Dish of the Day, Zaphod replies: "let's meet the meat." The Major Cow's quite vocal and emphatic desire to be consumed by Milliways' patrons greatly distresses Arthur Dent, and the Dish is nonplussed by a queasy Arthur's subsequent order of a green salad, since he knows "many vegetables that are very clear" on the point of not wanting to be eaten which was part of the reason for the creation of the Ameglian Major Cow in the first place. After Zaphod orders four rare steaks, the Dish announces that he is nipping off to the kitchen to shoot himself. Though he states, "I'll be very humane," this does not comfort Arthur at all.
[8:49:33 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): haha!. oh man..
[8:49:43 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): gonna have to reread it again
[8:49:56 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): I've got the full book thingy
[8:49:59 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): with all the books
[8:50:03 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): in.. wait for it
[8:50:03 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): I think that will be time number 4 or so
[8:50:07 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): One book.
[8:50:17 PM | Edited 8:50:19 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): (rofl)
[8:50:26 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): I have one of the original 1st books
[8:50:50 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Thats really awsome
[8:50:53 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): awesome stuff man. even have..somewhere the hitchhikers radio show on tape
[8:51:01 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): O_O
[8:51:22 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): was a radio show over there in England a long while back
[8:51:27 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): i know
[8:51:33 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: I mean, yes idealism, yes the dignity of pure research, yes, the pursuit of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I'm afraid where you begin to suspect that if there's any real truth it's that the entire multi-dimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs; and if it comes to a choice between spending another ten million years finding that out and on the other hand just taking the money and running, I for one could do with the exercise[2]
[8:51:36 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): But having it on tape? cool
[8:51:51 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: L
[8:51:52 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: O
[8:51:52 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: L
[8:52:02 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): take the money and run
[8:53:36 PM | Edited 8:53:50 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): the peril sensitive glasses are another far out idea
[8:54:16 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): turns black when danger or an unwelcome thing is gonna happen
[8:54:21 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: An enterprising chap who addressed the problem of elevators refusing to operate because they had been afforded a degree of prescience (to facilitate their operation by allowing them to be waiting for you before you've even decided you want to go up or down a floor) but consequently became terrified of the future, and so taken to hiding in basements. Mincefriend became very wealthy when he patented and successfully marketed a device he had seen in a history book: the staircase
[8:55:08 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): the satire of these books is just priceless
[8:55:29 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): it really is
[8:55:36 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: The telephone sanitizeran early 1920s British colloquialism for a workman actually employed to clean toilets and bathrooms,[6] though used in its literal meaning hereis involved in the plot thread relating to the planet Golgafrincham in the novel The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Ironically, after all the telephone sanitizers were sent away with the rest of the "useless" Golgafrinchans, the rest of the society died off from an infectious disease contracted from an unsanitized telephone.
[8:55:54 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): also, i just realized i've still got glow sticks around my wrist
[8:56:04 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): hahaha
[8:56:18 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Im that like, spaced out
[8:56:25 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: The guide recites a tale of how, during a reading of his poem Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, "four of the audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off."

Reportedly "disappointed" by the reception of his poem, Grunthos then prepared to read his 12-book epic, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles (or Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory in episode 2 of the TV series). He was prevented from doing so when his small intestine leapt up his neck and throttled his brain in a desperate bid to save civilization, killing him.
[8:56:38 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Also, black sabbath sounds really cool with an extra ten DB of basss and three times the speed
[8:57:27 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: lol
[8:57:30 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: just...
[8:57:31 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: lol
[8:59:46 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: it must be ICHS'd
[8:59:56 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: the Lolz must be shared
[9:00:32 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): Sure..
[9:00:53 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): indeed man
[9:05:12 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: Arthur, Ford and Zaphod are saved from certain death when Marvin talks to the cops' spaceship, which subsequently becomes so depressed it commits suicide, disabling the cops' life support units and rendering them unable to breathe as they were described as being "methane breathers
[9:07:31 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: That bowl of petunias turned out to be vitally important to the books plotline
[9:07:36 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: you just dont know it yet
[9:11:35 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: In fact, when you DO know why the bowl of petunias though "Oh no, Not again"
[9:11:39 PM] elsdragon.the.dragon: It is far too late
[9:15:17 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): now that is the truth
[9:15:35 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): but. it happens again as well
[9:15:36 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): The truth..
[9:15:42 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): is like a rotten onion.
[9:15:58 PM] Beck(Degeneratesauce): No matter how you look at it, it makes your eyes hurt like a bitch.
[9:16:08 PM] GrandpaJohn(Tanker): roger that