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A Political Announcement! - Ironwatsas - 10-15-2009
::ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT FOR YOU!::COLONY NEWS SERVICE BULLETIN::
[color=#FFFFFF]In a shocking and arousing turn of events, a new candidate has emerged for the previously non-existent seat of Liberty Congressional Secretary of Education Reform. A largely unknown figure in the Libertonian political (or real) world, Junkercratic Party candidate, Cobalt Watsas.
An official announcement from the Watsas campaign was released just this afternoon, at a press conference at the Sunbucks Cafe on Fort Bush.
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"Ladies an' Gentlemen an' Libertards. Friends an' Countrymen. Whatever the hell the Zeeners are supposed t' be...
Ah', Cobalt Watsas, am officially announcin' mah candidacy fer the Libertonian Congressional board o' education reform! If elected, ah promise t' bring 'bout a new era fer this country. Help bring peace an' order through enlightenment o' the uneducated masses.
We've been too paranoid' bout Nomad this an' Rheinland that, that we've been neglectin' all our domestic problems. Namely, the massive abundance o' people who are gettin' pilot's licenses who couldn't find their dang heineys with two hands. At fault are mostly the Zeeners an' Kusari, but it's also the failin' Libertonian Educational System.
If ah am elected, ah promise to remedy this problem! Ah will petition the diversion of fundin' from defense spendin' to Educational reform. Ah will enforce much more strict policies regardin' purchase o' ship liscencin', an require a written exam, includin' one's name an age, 'fore purchasin' any kind o' capital ship. An' to benefit the economy, and further reduce the proliferation' o this, ah will raise the obligatory bribe for non-navy folks' buyin' a capship from 250 million credits to 750 million.
As well, if ah am elected, I will create a Truancy-SWAT team to hunt down uneducated masses, or those infected with 'Lawl's Syndrome', t' keep them from endangerin' our space lanes an' population. Also, ah have put forth plans for a state o' the art Rehabilitation facility in Connecticut, inside a minefield, to hold and <strike>rehabilitate</strike> heal those infected with this terrible condition.
Ah am committed to fixin' this country's mental health problems. Ah have seen too many dang people screamin' an' mispronouncin "Engaging" 'fore shootin' up the place, Ah have seen too many smugglers who arbitrarily pack there ships to the gills with Cardamine or Slaves, an don't know how to disguise them or hide them with other cargoes. An' ah have seen too many people tryin' the classic 'curl up into a ball and close your eyes when pirated' trick. So ah have deep personal reasons fer' doin' this...
...but ah can't do it alone.
Cuz I don't got any dang money.
So, ah am officially beginnin' creation o' my campaign committee, and acceptin' Campaign contributions. If y'all wanna fix education, we gotta start somewhere. So, join me, fellow Libertonians! Join me an' we can fight the Lawl Disease an' criminally negligent educational systems! We can create a better tomarrow!
So when the polls open, vote fer' me, Cobalt Watsas. A dedicated Libertonian fightin' fer tomarrow!"
Campaign Contributions may be made to .:j:.Cobalt.Watsas via the /Givecash service
Job openings for campaign committee spots may be posted in this channel
"Ah'm Cobalt Watsas, and Ah approve this message."
A Political Announcement! - arvg - 10-15-2009
***Dramatic Music Starts***
They're a Disgrace... *shows Libertonian Captains dunking donuts and drinking coffee*
They're a Menace... *shows repeated footage of gunboat fender-benders in and around New York*
And if you complain? They ticket you.
The Liberty Gunboat is responsible for more traffic accidents per capita than any other vessel in Sirius. Take a stand, force all Liberty Gunboat Captains to attend mandatory ed-U-cation courses.
Think of the Children.
Vote Cobalt Watsas!
This message brought to you by Concerned Mamma's driving poor, defenseless whales!
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Mamma seconds this nomination. And officially applies to get the Board of Education, a stout plank used in the educating of gunboat captains who keep running into the back of her Whale.
A Political Announcement! - arvg - 10-18-2009
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Supporting Cobalt Watsas
As a resident of Liberty, please join me in electing Cobalt Watsas for the position of Congressional Secretary of Education Reform. As a balanced and fair individual, Cobalt knows that the decisions made by our government ultimately affect our schools.
Overcrowded space lanes around New York, strained Policing resources and frequent Lawl-uttery have resulted from the out-of-balance growth in our community. Cobalt also realizes that the Capital-ships in Sirius must be controlled to prevent their numbers from further spiraling upwards.
Cobalt is a staunch proponent of the further regulation of Capital Ship Licensing. This project is needed so that the regular folk of Liberty and the surrounding regions can pilot the space-lanes confident that they wont be accosted, shot at, or crashed into by careless, and untrained Capital Ship Captains. He works relentlessly with Junkers, Libertonians and other state officials to make this project happen. I hope he sees this project realized.
Cobalt will fight [against] such an injustices whether it personally affects him or not. He is a community activist in the best sense of the word and will continue to work to keep our community and its environment healthy and strong.
Again, Liberty needs a community proponent such as Cobalt Watsas who seeks this office not for political power but rather for the common-sense values and betterment of all our communities.
Citizen Katz
Ontario
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A Political Announcement! - Elven - 11-12-2009
[ Incoming transmission... ]
[ Source: ERROR ]
[ Target: Rochester, Cobalt Watsas ]
Ahoy over there! You're going to be President later?.. aha, nice! We're for it! Make cardamine legal for personal use, pleeease?..
You've got votes of 12 citizens of Liberty at one second! Amazing!
Ah, we can hack you election systems, if you wish...
We're loyal "Ageira" workers...
You understand.
"Freedom"
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