[font=Microsoft Sans Serif]Why, 'ello there boys and girls! Today's pay day, for you anyway. I'll make this short, don't wanna' bore you to death with unnecessary bitch-talk, eh ?

There's someone I want dead. Someone who's been pissing me over lately. Name's Ashfield, Joshua Ashfield, or Assfield, as I like to call 'im. Anyway, he's a pilot for the Liberty Gay-Marines...I mean Navy. I'll pay a nice pop o' 30 Million for the one who blows him up. This is a one time thing, so make it worth my time.

But listen, there's a few things'Ya gotta' be aware of. You gotta' be on good terms with the Rogues, y'know. I also want you, when'Ya find him, to tell him "That's what you get for messing with Queen Alexis". I also want visual evidence of you sayin' that, and of course the kill itself. Simple enough, eh ? And don't forget to actually shoot him, in case I've been overloadin' your brain with all these things to note.

Now, jus' tell me your name and a prove of your allegiance, then I'll sign'Ya up. That's all.

[font=Microsoft Sans Serif]Well, looks good t'me. Go for it, you're on the list. Happy hunting.

[font=Microsoft Sans Serif]Come on guys n' gals ! There's a shiny prize waitin' for you. 'Ya don't want to miss that out, do you ?

Hell, bring me his head and I'll reward you in a ... special way, promise !

[font=Microsoft Sans Serif]Excellent, you're on the list now dear! And make it quick. I can't wait to see his head rollin' over my desk ! Hahaha.

[font=Microsoft Sans Serif]HEY! Sittin' on your ass all day isn't what I'll be paying you for! You better get this done soon or I'll have your heads chopped off, comprende ?!

[font=Microsoft Sans Serif]Alright, lazyasses. Since'Ya don't seem to be getting anything done on your own, I'll have to take care of that lil' thorn in my eye myself!

Y'all be getting what's comin' for you, dun' worry. Later!