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Napoleon here, successfully entered Aboukir bay, Green oyster has been spotted, he made zero point five toilet breaks wasting 5254 pounds of toilet paper. Will continue to monitor the animal.
02-05-2016, 01:02 AM, (This post was last modified: 02-07-2016, 08:20 PM by Thunderer.
Edit Reason: There was "To: BAF HC" instead of "To: Napoleon"; this is the last edit
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Napoleon here, No I did not but good work. Green oyster is having a big kebab trade celebration on Aboukir bay that started on the 6th.
The event is still ongoing and Green oyster is having unprotected sexual intercourses with 4 men, and has not moved since the celebration started.