"..in other news today, several gamers were forced to go out into the sun today as the server they used was down for maintenance. One remarked "The Horror, the Horror" Several others rolled up into a ball a cried softly or called for their mommies. On a related note, sales on Coppertone sun block SPF1,000,000 went thru the roof for a couple of hours. There are a few unconfirmed reports that a few of the gamers burst into flames from body oils that hadn't been washed off in a few days... greasy smoke filled the skies in a few cities."
(05-26-2016, 06:10 PM)hack Wrote: "..in other news today, several gamers were forced to go out into the sun today as the server they used was down for maintenance. One remarked "The Horror, the Horror" Several others rolled up into a ball a cried softly or called for their mommies. On a related note, sales on Coppertone sun block SPF1,000,000 went thru the roof for a couple of hours. There are a few unconfirmed reports that a few of the gamers burst into flames from body oils that hadn't been washed off in a few days... greasy smoke filled the skies in a few cities."
(05-26-2016, 06:10 PM)hack Wrote: "..in other news today, several gamers were forced to go out into the sun today as the server they used was down for maintenance. One remarked "The Horror, the Horror" Several others rolled up into a ball a cried softly or called for their mommies. On a related note, sales on Coppertone sun block SPF1,000,000 went thru the roof for a couple of hours. There are a few unconfirmed reports that a few of the gamers burst into flames from body oils that hadn't been washed off in a few days... greasy smoke filled the skies in a few cities."