Well there was me, just going on my usual happy way, trading, as that’s what I do, when I met a rather impatient Junker in a pirate transport
He demanded I dropped me cargo, which I did, he took it, and there was some left, so I destroyed the rest. Then the rascal started shooting at me, and in no time at all, made little old cowboy float in my ejection pod
Well, as you can imagine, that didn’t please me at all, have you seen the state of my pods, probably haven’t, (I forgot to stock whiskey in it, no good for me when floating to the next base, I done goofed on that part)
So anyways, this really bad guy, needs to be taught a lesson and some patients
I isn’t screwing around trying to work for a living when these low life bandits just reckon they can mosy along and ruin people’s lives
So heres a thing…someone knock his candle lights out big time, and I’ll pay them, say, 20 million, just to teach that their way of life is darn tooting bad and all
The name of this bandit is Neutrality, flies one of those ugly dog nosed pirate transports, last location Sigma 13, but hey could be sneaky hiding anywhere
Give him a good old wacking and splitting, tell him its from me and you'll have your credits
oh and of course, get your systems to record it, just to make Cowboy happy and send it here on this outdated connection of mine