Welcome to Jack Daniels Bottling Co -- Once you go Jack, you never go back!
Orbiting the Planet Nauru alongside Yaren Base in Omicron Delta, this recent development of alcohol driven ambitions has been the hot topic since it decided to open up shop in the name of Jack Daniels, Guildmaster of the Core. In a great deal of funding, one man has funded the entire operation, in almost a philanthropic way.
"The Guildmaster of the Core was right, all bottles are named after him, but why not have a bottling company dedicated to bottling and labelling right next door?"
With dedicated service and supply haulers, the base should be running and operational by the end of the week. Administration staff are currently working out the zoning rules and regulations to the current base operation, and can be assured that all is taken care of. We interviewed many passers-by and there excitement was all but merry:
"Yeah man! Now I can get my Jack Daniels whiskey all close to home!"
"How awesome is it that someone made a bottling company in Jack Daniels honor!"
Jack Daniels Whiskey Coming Soon To Bases Near You!
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Up, up the long, delirious burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or ever eagle flew —
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.