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COMM ID: Premier Alvin Katz of the Coalition
LOCATION: Office of the Premier Omega-52
TARGET ID: All Pilots on the IND Comms Channel
Greetings Comrades,
I know you are aware that after the devastating attack on JiangXi last year, we have been struggling to rebuild the colony. Our population figures are only now starting to show signs of recovery. I will not lie, it has been a hard life for these new settlers.
To aid in the recovery of the planet, we require wildlife of varying assortments brought in for the purposes of recovering the eco system. The Coalition Commissariat of the Environment requires the sum of 20,000 of wildlife. We are willing to pay a return of 100 million credits for this service, and as much Vodka as the pilot can drink... off duty, of course.
There is no rush on this order, however we would like it done as soon as is convenient.
Thank you,
I will need a shot of purchase and sale, with time stamp for both.
Premier Alvin Katz
Премьер-министр Элвин Кац
Volgograd
Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army
Революционная Армия Коалиции Сириуса
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Jonathon Winchester III
LOCATION: 2nd Floor Furyoku Station
TARGET ID: Premier Alvin Katz
Greetings Premeir,
Sir, First, allow me to express my condolences. I believe that we will be able to assist you with this endeavor. I am also sure we will be able to get this done in a very timely manner. I will inform my compatriots that we have a new contract.
I am looking forward to that drink of Vodka. It has been a long time since I have had a good drink.
Lovely Creatures, i have to admit. But transporting them in a Liner was a bad idea. You should have a look at what they did to my Pool!
One of them bit my secretary. She was not amused and i had to find a new one. Hansen sighs
I'm Uploading the evidence of the trips i've made so far.
I went two times to your lovely system. I'm really impressed what you did there.
Oh ya, the evidence. Hansen drags four one minute lasting video sequences into the conversation. They're shown instantly.
I've linked the sequences so you can watch them at any time you want.
There you go. I've delivered 2150 little creatures for now. Well.. he comes closer to the monitor and starts to whisper
2149, to be honest. One is still missing somewhere on my ship. I know that might be my fault, but i could not let them stay in those small cages. They looked so sad.. he then clears his throat and leans back
I'd come there more often, to be honest. Just make me a good reason to, and i'll be there.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Jonathon Winchester III
LOCATION: 2nd Floor Furyoku Station
TARGET ID: Premier Alvin Katz
Greetings Premier,
It is with great pleasure to announce the first of many deliveries to Zhukovsky Station. I have recently delivered 975 wildlife specimens to help with the recovery of the eco-system of JiangXi.
cargo manifest will follow this transmission. I would also like to commend the cargo bay workers for their efficiency.
And then we get 4772, or 3579 if you don't want to believe the one where I got lazy. Ah, well, even so, I'll just bring some more. They're almost fun to cuddle with, these colorful beasts of untamed beauty, but I just can't be bothered to get up with my feet up like they are. And not to mention what they might do to my pants...
Anyway, best of luck with the re-population, Premier!
~Klaus von Knuddeln, Interspace Neural Net Division
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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Premier Alvin Katz of the Coalition
LOCATION: Office of the Premier Omega-52
TARGET ID: IND Assets
We are very pleased with the speed of this delivery. So much so that we are offering an additional 100 million bonus to the Neural Net Division as a thank you.
Our thanks, and the thanks of the people of JiangXi.
Premier Alvin Katz
Премьер-министр Элвин Кац
Volgograd
Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army
Революционная Армия Коалиции Сириуса
Really, it's a fun thing. They make really loud noises, and sometimes sleep in funny positions. But my feet are up, and they smell bad, so, no cuddles!
Hope everything is going well, Premier,
~Klaus von Knuddeln
Transmission Closed...
[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.
I've done two more runs to Zhukovsky. Delivered 1980 creatures. Actually it's 1981, i found the one that went missing during the last shipment *laughs*
Ya, the evidence.. of course
Hansen presses a button to start the upload
I must say, i enjoy your hospitality more and more, but keep that vodka away from me, next time. My head feels like Manhattan Orbit during the rush hour.