User:Green Cardamine

Hello. My name is Green Cardamine and I'm new here. I joined Discovery on the 24th of December, but because I'm omniscient, it may appear like I am a veteran member. This is false. I am the son of Kronos, and because of that, the most powerful mortal to have ever existed. All the filthy Olympian scum deserve to be beheaded.

Currently, I'm in a relationship with JihadJoe. She is a wonderful woman that gives me so much love that I wouldn't know what to do without her, despite her time of the month meaning she ends up breathing flames and attempting to rip off my penis, she remains to be a loving and caring girlfriend. I love you JihadJoe! Uguuuuuh~ :3