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| − | | name = The Order of Porn
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| − | | type = GROUP
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| − | | image = Lulder.jpg
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| − | | origin = [[Michal Golanski|Hookers]]
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| − | | alignment = Hookers
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| − | | founding_date = 790 - 800 A.S
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| − | | founder = [[Nerd]]
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| − | | leader = My mother, before she calls me to bed
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| − | | primary_role = Having fun while having sex, interracial sex, with Nommies!
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| − | | secondary_role = Having gay parties!
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| − | | base = Glory Hole
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| − | =[[Image:Lulder.jpg|35px]] '''''<span style="color:white;">Description</span>'''''=
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| − | ==Description==
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| − | The Order is a group of bitches that are having their first interracial experiences with the race known simply as the Nomads, or blue dicks for short. The leader of this group is a well known kid acting as a female ingame, it is known that nerds do that very often to have a virtual girlfriend, or some virtual sex onboard someone's Ossie! The Ossie in question here is what we call the Sagibuk, also known as Sajuuk. Sagibuk in georgian means 'Anal Sex'. Kinda fitting, huh?
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| − | What we promise you if you join our faction is a long...and painful session of anal sex with humanity's best friends (we don't fuck dogs anymore) Nomads. They'll fill your ass with a blue substance that will give you a nerdgasm.
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| − | =[[Image:Lulder.jpg|25px]] '''''<span style="color:white;">Historical Information</span>'''''=
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| − | ''
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| − | The Order of Porn that we know today is the result of having a race with a bigger attribute size instead of ours. We like to give our ass freely, at anytime and anywhere.
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| − | During the Nomad War we were renown for having spacesex with the first discovered Hypergate, located deep in the anus of Omicron Minor.
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| − | [[Image:Lulder.jpg|center|thumb|500px|Planet Toledo, the main rally point of The Order.]]
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| − | The Order of Porn is led by a group of nerds that act as porn actors ingame, unfortunately instead of using the word 'give' in a proper sense, they 'give' their ass. Instead of giving it to hookers like a normal christian would.
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| − | =[[Image:orderava.png|25px]] '''''<span style="color:white;">Ranking Sistem</span>'''''=
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| − | ''' Admirality''' -
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| − | Nerd Lord
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| − | Mid Nerd
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| − | Nerd King
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| − | ''' High ranks''' -
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| − | Assonel
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| − | Bondage
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| − | ''' Mid ranks''' -
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| − | Anal Sex
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| − | Penis
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| − | ''' Low ranks''' -
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| − | Balls
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| − | Feet
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| − | If you are not listed on here then please contact Rodent (Hot Rod on forums) or add yourself.
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| − | Last uptated 28th April by Omicron
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| − | Thank you.
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| − | '''HONOURABLE EX-MEMBERS
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| − | Dick
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| − | Dick
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| − | Dick
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| − | Balls
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| − | Dick
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| − | Dick
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| − | Dick
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| − | Dick
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| − | ==Diplomacy==
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| − | {{Faction Diplomacy begin}}
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| − | {{FD | [[Penis]] | +0.9}}
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| − | {{Faction Diplomacy end}}
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