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SUBJECT: STRAY WARRIOR ATTACK!!!
Woah-woah, you just look at that! I can't say i was expecting for this day to turn so eventful. A real stray samurai, spying on my comms! Who could have thought?! Now i am astonished, too. And you are even called Honda! Say, Honda, are those ancient "Honda" vehicles in New Tokyo musem named after you?
Let me say again how surprised i am. Real stray warriors like you, not even speaking of real warriors as a whole, are more rare than stray cats and dogs this days! How did you even make it this far? Are you eating well? Is your Honourable Emperor healthy? Are you anywhere close to becoming the governing party you once were?
But there is more to it! Just look at yourself, answering here without threatening to capture, tortue and kill me. Oh, wait, you actually did threaten me, and those even were the last words of your message. While not even knowing the proper callsign, or having the scans of my ship, or its location, or being in posession of anything useful for identification at all. Pretty Kusarian-styled, i'd say. Colour me only half as impressed and astonished, then.
Now, i am not sure if you are smart or foolish, taking on the comm line like that. Then again, you are but a stray warrior, so, when coming from you, it is kind of expected. Nevertheless, let me state once more that you are, as you clearly understand, not supposed to be here, not even mentioning your little speech.
Only because i adore your loud, old-styled, barely-thinking-at-all and honourable "real samurai" kind, i'll let you lurk around and won't switch to yet another random encrypted channel, which should have been my normal reaction to your actions. So how about you quit being in a hurry like you are and sit back down on your bottom? Because i can bet you are already standing with your sword drawn, burning with that "righterous fury" thingy. And then we both sit still on our bottoms and wait for the real recepients of the transmission to show up? If they will show up.
You know, your "enemy", revealing themselves, all that stuff. Besides, seeing them talk is breathtakingly fascinating every single time. Are you not curious at all, Honourable Kusarian Car-Man?
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SUBJECT: Has no glowing eyes.
A Head of the intelligence division of the IKN, called after an ancient bike, picking on what he says to be my line, only to tell me to hang up the phone, shout on me in his funny kusarian accent while referring to Sirian dictionary, then hang up the phone himself. What, was that me trying to dishonour him, really?
Honestly, i am not sure how can it be any more hilarious. I guess i will just sit still and wait if that haven't-got-the-glowing-eyes-all-the-time rockie calls for anyone or anything reasonable, now when the not exactly invited parties are gone.
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//bwah, accidentally edited it. can anyone here restore it to the previous version?
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SUBJECT: Has no glowing eyes.
A Head of the intelligence division of the IKN, called after an ancient bike, picking on what he says to be my comm line, only to tell me to hang up, shout on me in his funny kusarian accent while referring to Sirian dictionary, then hang up the phone himself. What, was that me trying to dishonour him, really?
Honestly, i am not sure how can it be any more hilarious. I guess i will just sit still and wait if that haven't-got-the-glowing-eyes-all-the-time rockie calls for anyone or anything reasonable, now when the not-exactly-invited parties are gone.
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