FOR HE HATH RETURNED TO SHARE WITH US HIS DIVINE WISDOM AND BRING US INTO THE FOLD AS HE PURIFIES OUR COMMUNITY WITH HIS LOVE AND MERCIFUL JUSTICE.
....O-Or something, amidoanitrite???
Chuck Norris would dispute his claim of Kingliness, as you know there is only one way to settle the matter.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
A message from our glorious new overlord, to the staff and longtime community members.
IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS xD
Today I Learned: Nicholas Cage is every community member who likes to whine and thinks they're entitled to things :OOO
I for one, welcome our new overlord.