05-30-2015, 06:12 PM
A nameless LPI grunt sat in the break room, sipping his sunbucks coffee, thinking to himself "how long does it take to heat up a panini?"
There were at least a dozen officers in the room with him, the staff behind the counter of the Sunbucks kiosk were moving about, some making baked goods while others were evidently having an ice cube fight.
Suddenly there was a jolt and a loud bang. Vibrations ran through the entire station and alarms went off. The officer could feel a slight breeze... which is something you never want on a space station... Then the doors flew off the break room and the officer could see the icy blackness of space. Chairs, tables, and donuts were being blown out furiously and just as he could feel himself and his chair being lifted from the ground, he was flat on his face. The emergency forcefield had come up and restored the atmosphere. He could see coffee cups floating away, partially spilled and the coffee crystallized in mid flight sparkling in the sunlight.
A voice came over the intercom
ALERT: Security compromised in cell block D. All officers respond
Bubba, the 300 lb 6 foot 10 Xeno sat in his cell, staring at his two cell mates cowering in the corner in fear. Suddenly, a bang. Bubba blinked, wondering what happened, and then the door of his cell flung open. His cellmates fainted from the fright, and Bubba stared out the door for a few minutes, as chairs flew by and then the atmosphere repressurized. He thought to himself...
"How's them gonna keep the prisoners in if'n the doors buk't"
Bubba sat there for about 5 minutes longer looking at the wall, thinking about food. Then it dawned on him... This was bubba's chance to escape!
Bubba bolted from his cell, looked around and shouted
"BUBBAS FREE! BUBBAS FREE! BUBBA AINT NEVER NOT AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL NOT NEVER!"
He saw a ship pulling up to the opening in the hull, a greyhound fighter. Several rogues were trying to fight their way towards it, with LPI all over the place shotgun-tazering everyone in sight. Chairs were flying and tazers were crackling. Several rogues were tazered so bad they became magnetized and stuck to the cieling.
Just as one of the rogues was about to board the greyhound, Bubba shoved him out of the way and jumped inside. Then he punched the pilot in the teeth, knocking him out. Bubba sat on him and took control of the ship. Then he mashed the controls with his fist until the cruise engines engaged.
As the fighting calmed down and all the prisoners were returned to their cells, or magnetized to the roof, the officers took a count of who was left
The officer from the breakroom finally came to Bubba's cell. He looked inside, and dropped his coffee on the floor. Trembling, he reached for his radio and called it in
"C...Chief... we have a problem..."
There were at least a dozen officers in the room with him, the staff behind the counter of the Sunbucks kiosk were moving about, some making baked goods while others were evidently having an ice cube fight.
Suddenly there was a jolt and a loud bang. Vibrations ran through the entire station and alarms went off. The officer could feel a slight breeze... which is something you never want on a space station... Then the doors flew off the break room and the officer could see the icy blackness of space. Chairs, tables, and donuts were being blown out furiously and just as he could feel himself and his chair being lifted from the ground, he was flat on his face. The emergency forcefield had come up and restored the atmosphere. He could see coffee cups floating away, partially spilled and the coffee crystallized in mid flight sparkling in the sunlight.
A voice came over the intercom
ALERT: Security compromised in cell block D. All officers respond
***** Meanwhile in Cell block D *****
Bubba, the 300 lb 6 foot 10 Xeno sat in his cell, staring at his two cell mates cowering in the corner in fear. Suddenly, a bang. Bubba blinked, wondering what happened, and then the door of his cell flung open. His cellmates fainted from the fright, and Bubba stared out the door for a few minutes, as chairs flew by and then the atmosphere repressurized. He thought to himself...
"How's them gonna keep the prisoners in if'n the doors buk't"
Bubba sat there for about 5 minutes longer looking at the wall, thinking about food. Then it dawned on him... This was bubba's chance to escape!
Bubba bolted from his cell, looked around and shouted
"BUBBAS FREE! BUBBAS FREE! BUBBA AINT NEVER NOT AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL NOT NEVER!"
He saw a ship pulling up to the opening in the hull, a greyhound fighter. Several rogues were trying to fight their way towards it, with LPI all over the place shotgun-tazering everyone in sight. Chairs were flying and tazers were crackling. Several rogues were tazered so bad they became magnetized and stuck to the cieling.
Just as one of the rogues was about to board the greyhound, Bubba shoved him out of the way and jumped inside. Then he punched the pilot in the teeth, knocking him out. Bubba sat on him and took control of the ship. Then he mashed the controls with his fist until the cruise engines engaged.
As the fighting calmed down and all the prisoners were returned to their cells, or magnetized to the roof, the officers took a count of who was left
The officer from the breakroom finally came to Bubba's cell. He looked inside, and dropped his coffee on the floor. Trembling, he reached for his radio and called it in
"C...Chief... we have a problem..."