06-22-2015, 08:42 PM
Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army
Recruitment Centre
Recruitment Centre
Welcome to the Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army Recruitment Center. If you're here then that means you seek to join our cause if it be from the Civilian populations on Planet Volgograd, Planet JiangXi or from outside of Omega-52.
Be warned right now that we do not tolerate halfheartedness and slackery. You live on our whims. You will learn this or you will die.
If you are committed to this course and believe you can make a difference in the course of Sirius' future than you will follow the following directives:
You will arrive at Zvezdny Gorodok IN PERSON where you will be directed towards the Recruitment Center. From there you will talk to the secretary at the front desk who will seat you in the lobby for a short period of time and eventually be directed to one of our interview rooms and you shall wait for recruiting officer to arrive to interview you as a potential recruit for the Revolutionary Army.
If the Commissar feels that your answers are acceptable then you will be given a short questionnaire to fill out. If they do not think your answers are acceptable you will be shot, maimed and/or burned or otherwise rendered deceased at the discretion of the officer, after which your body will be put in a trash compactor of Kusari design and forgotten. Only the best for you.
If you do not completely fail your questionnaire then you will be granted access to the SCRA communication channels as well as granted the rank of Junior Lieutenant. Should you demonstrate that our trust in you was misplaced then your membership will be forcibly revoked and you will find yourself either dead or wishing you were. Let it be reiterated, the Coalition is not for the weak of heart.
Should you manage to defy all odds and prove that our trust in you was worthwhile then you will be granted the rank of full Lieutenant within the SCRA. As an added bonus, you will no longer face the threat of immediate termination every second of every day.
If you've managed to read through all this and still wish to become a member of the SCRA, we wish you luck. You'll need it.
OORP Note
You can contact the leader of the SCRA (Tabris) over Skype or on the forums if you need information about the SCRA or if you have any questions. His skype is: "tabrisanobi" (Without the quotation marks.)
We look forward to receiving your application.