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To: All LPI Officers
From: LP Inc. Human Resources Department

Attention all officers. The time has arrived once again for a roll call!
Please fill out the form below within two weeks.
Failure to respond to this roll call may result in termination of employment and/or transfer to the HR department.

Furthermore, the most active officer at the end of this month will be considered for promotion or other applicable rewards.

Quote:Name: (YourName)
Rank: (Your rank)
Ships: (List all personal ships)
Timezone: (SMT +1)
SWAT member: (Yes or No)
Coffee: (Cream and sugar Y/N)
Activity Levels: (How often do you play?)

Name: Adam Cast
Rank: Deputy Chief of Officers
Ships: Stargazer
Timezone: (SMT +15)
SWAG member: Yes
Coffee: Nah, I like freedom in my coffee.
Activity Levels: 24/7

Name: Virgil Samms
Rank: Sargeant
Ships: LPI-Riot-Lenapehoking, LPI-SWAT-V.Samms[G], LPI-SWAT-V.Samms[R],LPI-Virgil.Samms[S], LPI-Washington-ADX
Timezone: (SMT +1)
SWAT member: (Yes)
Coffee: (Cream and sugar Y)
Activity Levels: Lowish

Name: Oliver Poplan
Rank: Officer
Ships:
LPI-Oliver.Poplan[O] (libby)
LPI-Oliver_Poplan[O] (Guardian)
LPI-SWAT-O.Poplan[Gr] (Grizzly)
LPI-SWAT-Ace_of_Hearts (Upholder)

Time: SMT - 4
SWAT: yes
Coffee: Black
Activity: High

After considering his options for a few moments, Deputy Colin Sinclair gives up on attempting to resist the temptation to recycle his response to last year's roll call. He's pretty sure that he may even have the original lying around somewhere! Colin hums to himself as he heads off rifle through the first of many stacks of "archived" paperwork on his desk, well satisfied with his quick and... let's say "perfectly adequate" solution to the first problem of the day.

Just as he's about to hit the "Send" key, however, he notices that the paperpushers down in HR have changed the good old Form No. #0000058291 since last year! Ah, damn. So much for that, you think.

Well; Colin's not one to give up easily once he's set his mind to something, and hastily begins scribbling a few additions and corrections here and there on the form after some half-hearted attempts at "working out" some of the more obvious late-night coffee stains. You suppose the resulting holes at least help somewhat in disguising the coffee stains on merit of them not actually being attached to the rest of the form any more, for all that counts.

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INCOMING TRANSMISSION, NN NO. #7360390
Sender: Deputy Chief Colin Sinclair
Location: Red Deer II, Alberta
Subject: Liberty Police Inc. Roll call - July 2015

It's this time of year again already, is it? Grhmh. Well. My reply may be found in the attachment below; I hope your OCR software suite and/or un(der)paid intern handles coffee stains well.

Signed,

Colin Sinclair, Deputy Chief of the Liberty Police, Inc.

Attachment(s):

Aryn noticed another one of those things they do every now and then.

He ignored it for a while.

He couldn't any longer.


Name: John Aryn
Rank: Deputy Chief
Ships: A lot. Can't list. Some should be shared already.
Timezone: GMT
SWAT member: Yes
Coffee: No sugar, no cream. Heretic.
Activity Levels:

Jack was starting to fall asleep is his office, when he started picking up the mumbling complaints of a roll call. He pressed some buttons, still half asleep, and hoped he sent the right thing.

Quote:To: LPI HR Department
From: Deputy Chief Jack Bauer
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Hot sexy freelancers in your area

Find hot sexy freelancers in your area now! Just give us all your personal and bank details. No scam!!!!!

Oops. Second time lucky, he thought.

Quote:To: LPI HR Department
From: Deputy Chief Jack Bauer
Subject: Ignore that last email

Name: Jack Bauer
Rank: Deputy Chief of Police
Ships: LPI-Jack.Bauer[DC]
LPI-SWAT-Jack.Bauer[R]
LPI-Jack.Bauer.[DC]
LPI-Jack.Bauer[DC].
Also potentially some other ships maybe.
Timezone: (GMT+12)
SWAT member: Yes
Coffee: Yes please.
Activity Levels: lol

Corrigan Upton orders the hugest pile of donuts the waiter has ever known, and is instead handed an official request from somebody going by the name of “Valent”. So as to receive his plateful, Upton duly scribbles some nonsense on the PDA...

Quote:Name : Corrigan Upton
Rank : Officer
Ships : Liberator, Grizzly
Timezone : London
SWAT member: Yes
Coffee : Yes, please
Activity Levels : Typically high, low right now

Name: Chance Parker
Rank: Recruit Officer
Ships: LPI-Chance.Parker[RO] (Liberator)
Timezone: Pacific (UTC - 8:00)
SWAT member: Negative
Coffee: C&S? Blasphemy
Activity Levels: As often as I can, but not too often... Bout 3-4'ish hours a day...

Name: Jonas Valent

Official Titles and Ranks:

Governor of Planet Houston, Texas System, Republic of Liberty

Chief Executive Officer - Sunbucks Incorporated

Chief of Police - Liberty Police Inc. (Retired)

Honorary rank of Captain awarded after retirement from Liberty Police Incorporated

Ships: (Far too many to list)

Timezone: US EST (Gmt - 4)

SWAT member: (Yes)

Coffee: Cream and sugar is unnecessary when enjoying Sunbucks Coffee. Known throughout Sirius for the high quality of their naturally sourced beans. The complex rich blend arouses the senses without the need for additional flavoring.

Activity Levels: Currently on a well deserved vacation on Planet Curacao. Will return at some point.