12-30-2015, 11:01 AM
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SUBJECT: Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day! Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous!
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Greetings, ladies and getnlemen. I am not sure if we know each other. Most probably not, so let's skip that part.
They say, Christmas is the best time for presents and sales. Something we did not get to see in a while. Well, here is one, so take Your chances! All of them!
Regrettably, in this message You are unlikely to find christmas gifts ideas for camping, hunting, fishing, cooking, embroidery and needlework - or anything alike. But i have better stuff to offer. Stuff you probaby do not come across every day. Please take Your time to have look at these. Maybe even make a photo or two. You know, "selfie with my pork chop" style. All are welcome!
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This is the first lot. One ball.
Dimensions: 5.5" (139,7 mm) in diameter.
Shape(s): Perfect sphere.
Color(s): Shiny Midnight Blue. Glows.
Material(s): Unknown.
Shatterproof ornaments combine the beauty and luster of real... mysterious something. With the unbreakable practicality of... undisclosed something else of unknown origins.
Great if You use it as a christmas ball ornament. Might get a bit tricky, though, as it is not pre-drilled or wired in. So it will easily come off and can not be used for immediate installation on Your christmas tree. But You've got hands and You are ready to give them some use, right?
Also rumored to help You hear the whispers of your god, or even goddess. If You are religious. Smells with top women's perfumes, if you are into sniffing things. Useful for powering up doomsday planetary bombardment weapons, if You have any - but it is not recommended. You might as well just roll it around and giggle, too. As it rolls nicely.
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Our second one. Various... things. Numerous. 25 small ones, 8 average ones, 3 absolutely large ones.
Dimensions: Vary from 3" (76,2 mm) to 174.2" (4424,68 mm) length of the smallest side.
Shape(s): Irregular.
Color(s): Light Blue, Midnight Blue, Green, Red, Pink, Black, etc. Glowing, shiny.
Material(s): Vary, unknown.
Here is another great offer: a full set of shatterproof shards and things! They can be sold all together - or as separate positions.
Absolutely amazing if You are into shatterproof shards of irregular shape and unknown devices. Great as a christmas tree decoration, as they glow. Marvelous as presents! Though it might be a bit tricky, as i was unable to lift some of them up without proper equipment. Also not pre-drilled or wired in.
You can use them to build a snow hut on Your backyard. Or simply stare at them and giggle, like with the previous lot. Anything goes, if You have good imagination!
That is a good start, isn't it? If You found Yourself interested and ready to offer a good price; or have someting to say; or even have services or goods for sale, or to offer in exchange - do leave a message!
Also leave contact details, because i might want to contact You. Makes sense, aye?
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SOURCE: ████████
SUBJECT: Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day! Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous!
Greetings, ladies and getnlemen. I am not sure if we know each other. Most probably not, so let's skip that part.
They say, Christmas is the best time for presents and sales. Something we did not get to see in a while. Well, here is one, so take Your chances! All of them!
Regrettably, in this message You are unlikely to find christmas gifts ideas for camping, hunting, fishing, cooking, embroidery and needlework - or anything alike. But i have better stuff to offer. Stuff you probaby do not come across every day. Please take Your time to have look at these. Maybe even make a photo or two. You know, "selfie with my pork chop" style. All are welcome!
This is the first lot. One ball.
Dimensions: 5.5" (139,7 mm) in diameter.
Shape(s): Perfect sphere.
Color(s): Shiny Midnight Blue. Glows.
Material(s): Unknown.
Shatterproof ornaments combine the beauty and luster of real... mysterious something. With the unbreakable practicality of... undisclosed something else of unknown origins.
Great if You use it as a christmas ball ornament. Might get a bit tricky, though, as it is not pre-drilled or wired in. So it will easily come off and can not be used for immediate installation on Your christmas tree. But You've got hands and You are ready to give them some use, right?
Also rumored to help You hear the whispers of your god, or even goddess. If You are religious. Smells with top women's perfumes, if you are into sniffing things. Useful for powering up doomsday planetary bombardment weapons, if You have any - but it is not recommended. You might as well just roll it around and giggle, too. As it rolls nicely.
Our second one. Various... things. Numerous. 25 small ones, 8 average ones, 3 absolutely large ones.
Dimensions: Vary from 3" (76,2 mm) to 174.2" (4424,68 mm) length of the smallest side.
Shape(s): Irregular.
Color(s): Light Blue, Midnight Blue, Green, Red, Pink, Black, etc. Glowing, shiny.
Material(s): Vary, unknown.
Here is another great offer: a full set of shatterproof shards and things! They can be sold all together - or as separate positions.
Absolutely amazing if You are into shatterproof shards of irregular shape and unknown devices. Great as a christmas tree decoration, as they glow. Marvelous as presents! Though it might be a bit tricky, as i was unable to lift some of them up without proper equipment. Also not pre-drilled or wired in.
You can use them to build a snow hut on Your backyard. Or simply stare at them and giggle, like with the previous lot. Anything goes, if You have good imagination!
That is a good start, isn't it? If You found Yourself interested and ready to offer a good price; or have someting to say; or even have services or goods for sale, or to offer in exchange - do leave a message!
Also leave contact details, because i might want to contact You. Makes sense, aye?
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