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Bannorn has been warned for:

Quote:Aging

If you age too fast, you die sooner.

Consequences: Somebody made one of these annoying Fake-Sanction threads in order to congratulate you to your birthday.







If you require evidence, you may look down at your increasing belly volume. Only the accused or an official faction leader of the accused person's faction get fat bellies. Once you have the evidence, and if you wish to dispute it, you may post a picture of a non-fat belly in the Sanction Thread below. Do not continue PM'ing a staff member, as one never knows when they get couped. If you PM a staff or post in the sanction thread and you are not directly involved, you probably have a fat belly or just love to whore attention, or both. Blaming members of your immediate family, neighbors, friends, pets, and assorted Orcs, Trolls and any other legendary creatures may result in the use of Game Master Right #CTE 750AE
Hide your weapons and armor, quick!

Congrats on getting older. You're f****.

<3
Happy Bday!
Happy birthday you old mofo.
Happy Birthday, Bannorn!
For your birthday I got you a broken launcher. What you always wanted, I know.
Happy birthday Bannorn. We at Republican Shipping want to wish u on this special day and to hand u a gift. Seeing it's ur birthday, you get to work double shift with no extra pay and a annual decrease in ur salary. We want to make sure u don't get to retire, with a lot of money.
You're a great dude.

Here's to many more years. : 3
Thank you very much guys, much appreciated. Some good laughs all around!

You almost had me for a second there!
How did you know?! My dream gift lol. That being said, if I log later and my launcher is broke... there will be all sorts of merkels!