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The takatea has been sad today.

So give it headpats to make it happy again.

*pets takatea*
*Shoots takatea with 50. Caliber Sniper*
*Pours gasoline over takatea and lights a match*

RIP
*Introduces takatea to agent orange*
*Eliminates all threats to takatea*
*throws a pokeball at takatea*
*Opens pokedex about takatea, finds nothing. Sends in Chuck Norris*
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To be fair, I expected the entire tentacle pet thing owned by two kusarian females to go a different direction.
*Buttcloaks takatea*
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