NOT EVERYBODY IN SIRIUS IS ATTRACTIVE
Some us look at personality instead of just looks.
Story time ?? sisters ?♀️?♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged ?? and it played bad guy out loud ??so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls ? ? were completely vibing to it?? and they were like slayyyyy??sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy??approached me and said?️?️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" ?? and i was SHOOK ??and completely flipped the F OUT ?? i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life ?? i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella?? and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it?♀️?♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful ??" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path?? until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn ?♂️?♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan??well i wasn't going to let blasphemy??go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell?? and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie??she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"??but then i felt an evil force rising??it was xxxtentacion?? he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"?♀️?♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won ?? and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty ?? giveaway ??and remember praise allah everyday??
I????????? went to a god ? damn furry convention and hot diggity dog ?did my dick get hard seeing all those guys with ears ?and tails in fur costumes. I went ??? over to one and stuck my dick out and asked him to touch it and he didn't but it was so fucking hot that I came all over his fur suit but as my cum is ultraviolet ???he luckily couldn't see it. I saw a guy with a stiffer tail and pulled down my pants ??????? and stuffed it in my? ass ? and he tried to pull away and but I was to strong and at first it looked like everyone else was leaving but luckily they all formed a circle ⭕and started jerking off to it so I went to all of them and fucked them in their furry holes ?(luckily there were no girls?♀️
) and came in all of them and they all got pregnant ???? and gave birth to my have neon wolf ? half ben shapiro children all coming out fucking each other with facts➕ and logic ➗➗and it was the most beautiful ?thing I've ever seen
enslaved ⛓ hog ?free ?him?♂️i?freed?him ?but?at?♂️what❓cost? no ✖️the?⚖️hog?is??committing ??arson?
anime be like
villain: i am going to kill you
hero: oh yeah? *flashback*
hero's childhood friend that is now dead: remember, even if the laws of physics say you are 100% going to die, you are having a flashback to your childhood, meaning you cannot die
villain: ha ha you're gonna die
hero: no u
*autistic screeching*
villain: this can't be!
hero: REEEEEEEEEEEEE *fires laser*
villain: *fucking dies*
He has no lips ? how would he get a kiss ? kiss ? very ugly ? no kiss ? for him ? AHAHAH ?
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