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It would happen I've found the super secret room.

' Wrote:It would happen I've found the super secret room.

Lies! :crazy:

' Wrote:It would happen I've found the super secret room.

I like you.

' Wrote:

SLUMZORLON

Welcome!

Type 'Start' to play.

>play
What?
>begin
What?
>commence
What?
>strat
What?
>i meant start
What?
Hint: try typing 'Start'
>'Start'
What?
>...
You don't have any of that.
>what?
What?
>start already!

You are in Slum City Super Secret Room.

>is that really all the description i get?
What?
>room description
What?
>describe room
What?
>why do you hate me?
It is too soon to ask that.
> wait, what?
What?
Hint: try typing 'Look'
>look
You are in Slum City Super Secret Room.
>that didn't do crap.
What?
>yea yea I know, "What?"
What are you saying Yes to?
>ummm yes slumzorlon ?
You stand in Slum City Super Secret Room with a stupid and vacant look on your face, saying, "Ummmm."
>screw you
Sorry, I don't know how to Screw you.
>hah, well played
What?
>and now you're back to being an ass
What?
>just help me
What?
>help?
What?
Hint: If you are stuck try typing 'Help'
>god I hate you
Call me SLUMZORLON.
>that's really creepy
What?
>help
Help Tip #1: Every time you time 'Help' a new tip is shown.
>help
Help Tip #2: typing 'Help #[insert any number]' will allow you to view specific Help Tips.
>HELP
Help Tip #3: typing 'Help Restart' will restart Help Tips to #1.
>HELP ME SLUMZORLON
Help Tip #4: When typing 'Look' try looking at something.
>look at room
Sorry, I don't know how to Look at at.
>LOOK ROOM, DAMMIT
Sorry, I don't know how to Look at ROOM,.
>look room
You are in Slum City Super Secret Room. The room is lit by a single dim, and dirty, light in the ceiling, barely illuminating your surroundings. This room feels like it has not had anyone in it for centuries, everything in it showing years of accumulated age and filth. This place could definitely stand to be cleaned. There are walls, kinda, to the NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, and WEST. There is a ceiling UP, and a floor DOWN.
>that's better, thank you
You're welcome.
>woah what the hell?
What?
>did you just speak to me?
What?
>never mind
What?
>I need to take a break
What?
>break
Break what?
>break slumzorlon
You cannot Break SLUMZORLON. SLUMZORLON Breaks you.
>crap myself in fear
The room is suddenly filled with a disgusting sound and revolting odor as your bowels vacate their contents.
>i am genuinely terrified now
What?
>ok enough of this, pause game
What?
>pause
Pause what?
>PAUSE GAME

>eat clothes

That was frigging awesome! :lol:

I tip my hat to you Hsien.

[color=#FFFFFF]Bitch please, I've played Portal

What?

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SLUMZORLON

An update for SLUMZORLON is now available!

Type 'Yes' to download and update!

>no
What?
>no update
What?
>skip update
What?
>cancel update
What?
>disable update
What?
Hint: Type 'Yes" to update SLUMZORLON
>start game
Can't Start until you update.
>i don't want to update
What?
>help
SLUMZORLON Updater Help Tip #1: Type 'Yes' to update.
>help
SLUMZORLON Updater Help Tip #1: Type 'Yes' to update.
>go to hell
Can't Go to hell at this time.
>go to heaven
Can't Go to heaven.
>that's depressing
What?
>stupid program says what?
What?
>heheh
You are completely alone, laughing quietly just to hear a voice and and to make yourself feel briefly better, distracting yourself from the ever-present sense of despair that grips you tighter and tighter with each passing moment.
>...
You don't have any of that.
>yes
Downloading Update!
Updating SLUMZORLON
Update Complete!

Welcome!

Type 'Continue' to continue.

>continue

You are in Slum City Super Secret Room.

>look room
You are in Slum City Super Secret Room. The room is lit by a single dim, and dirty, light in the ceiling, barely illuminating your surroundings. This room feels like it has not had anyone in it for centuries, everything in it showing years of accumulated age and filth. This place could definitely stand to be cleaned. There are walls, kinda, to the NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, and WEST. There is a ceiling UP, and a floor DOWN.
>go north
You Go NORTH. A wall stops you, abruptly and painfully.
>punch through wall
What?
>PUNCH WALL
You plant you feet apart and draw your fist back. Are you sure you want to do this?
>yes
With all your might you throw your fist towards the NORTH wall. You simultaneously experience mind-numbing pain like you have never felt before and hear the explosive sound of bone cracking against metal. The wall is unaffected.
>scream every explicative known to man
You begin screaming, your voice filling the previously empty and silent air. It takes you quite some time, but you manage to use every explicative that has ever existed in history. By the time you finish, the pain in your hand has decreased from incapacitating to merely crippling.
>heal hand
Are you serious?
>yes
You try to Heal your hand. You stare at it really hard. Nothing happens.
>use healing magic
What?
>healing magic
No.
>ignore pain
You are the master of your reality, all of your senses are under your direct control. Practicing Mind Over Matter you completely erase the pain from your hand, gaining full use of it once again.
>really?
No. It hurts like hell.
>look north
You see a wall.
>look wall
The NORTH wall is solid common metal, typical of the inside of space stations, covered in a layer of grime that looks to be the result of centuries of negligence. There is a small splatter of fresh blood. There are no other outstanding features.
>look blood
You carefully examine the blood splatter. After several minutes of study you discover that the blood is yours! Congratulations.
>shut up
Fine.
>look east

>?

>hah hah very funny

>speak
Miss me?
>no
Liar.
>look east
You see a wall.
>look south
You see a wall.
>look west
You see a wall. Any other great ideas?
>look up
You see the ceiling and one light above you.
>look light
It's a light. It's not very bright, kind of like something else in this room.
>middle finger
You stick up your middle finger. You immediately cry out from the pain moving it causes you.
>jerk
Jerk what?
>look ceiling
The ceiling is composed of common metal sheeting. One of the sheets has a slightly different appearance from the others, though they are all covered in grime. Let's get your hopes up and say it is a hidden service hatch. There is one light. There are no other outstanding features.
>open hatch
You cannot reach Hidden Hatch.
>jump
Jump where?
>jump hatch
You leap up towards the hidden hatch. It is still too high to reach.
>look for things to stand on
Sorry, don't know how to Look at for things to stand on.
>look floor
The floor is filthier than all the walls and ceiling combined. Everywhere you have stepped has left a perfect foot print in the grime. There is nothing else on the floor. The floor is solid common metal. There are no other outstanding features.
>cuss
You utter a particularly vulgar explicative.
>lay down
You lay down on the filth covered floor. You are now very dirty. Very, very dirty.
>sleep
Yawning, you decide that this grime covered floor, in the middle of this mysterious room, would make an excellent bed. You have no difficulty falling immediately to sleep.
>dream
You dream you are not here.
>pause game