Well thank god for the Mobile-Modem wifi and my Calling provider for free M-Internet
But still...
From now on you're an Official Lagwarrior.
If you dip the shoestring tied to a cup you're using as a modem in beeswax you can really boost the performance.
Out of bee's wax.
#secondworldproblems
I hear meoshi works well in place of bee's wax.