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Attention, reports have crossed my eye that you are not Russ, but in-fact you are French! You are to account for your French-ness immediately or face being ex-communicated by your comrades and all those who know of you. Yes even that crazy old man who lives down the street from you shall know of this despicable crime of French-ness.

Answer Swiftly or face the wrath of the Commissariat and our legion of Communist Ponies!

We have visual evidence of you sipping wine with the Prince of Gallia, during which you clearly spoke in an accent that was left no doubts as to your loyaty. Also if your being captured than why do our monitors record you taking a shower with your Coalition-Issued Laptop and giggling to yourself like a school-girl gossiping about that old Sol terrorist 'Justin Beiber'.?

On that note refrain from giggling as such, your scarring our membership deeply...

Greetings Comrades,

By Order of High Command, JayDee is hereby sentenced to Death by Pony Stampede. The Marines will be there shortly to pick you up.

Unfortunately the Ministry of Truth has sealed the evidence citing reasons of National Security, but trust in His Watchful Eye, we have proof and are not lying to/manipulating you in any manner!

Also we have recently received word of the horrible fate that awaits you. May the Ikon have mercy upon what's left of your soul after the Ponies are finished with you.

This method has been chosen for many reasons. Dominantly due to the reason that it has proven time and time again that once new officers are shown what happens to those dis-inclined to obey shall have a horrible fate awaiting them. A fate far worse than a stay on the TOR-ONE or our faciltiies on JiangXi.

Also it has also been scientifically proven to be far more entertaining to watch some poor nugget be 'sanitized' by Pony-Trampling, especially for Officers in the High Command.