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I can haz skype - Exile - 09-10-2010
[16:37:32] Akuяa: Dunno what to cook with this pasta...
[16:37:52] martin 'vlko' vlk: martin 'vlko' vlk offers his face
Welcome to the Mindshare.
I can haz skype - Not Espi - 09-10-2010
[7:09:46 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: 1/4 price, 0.4 ratio difference
[7:09:56 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): I know, but I just want to own a CAU8
[7:09:57 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): because I can
[7:11:57 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): and then I can't blame the equipment
[7:12:07 PM] Dii (Hidamari): lol you do that?
[7:12:10 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): always
[7:12:16 PM] Dii (Hidamari): lolwut
[7:12:38 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): I have a Logitech G13, a Razer Deathadder, I OC"d my CPU to 4.1Ghz
[7:12:45 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): and I still can't win
[7:12:50 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): so I realized it might be me
I can haz skype - roadrunner - 09-10-2010
[8:26:48 PM] Ronaldo(Farbridge/Dalilama): now biggest problem for a FL gamer in teenage is that when after all the msn webtalks he is alone with the girl he fail cuz he cant find the F3 button on herLOL
[8:26:59 PM] MLJ (León)::D
[8:27:27 PM] MLJ (León): imagine the 'dock denied. We're unable to serve the ships of your size' :O
[8:27:28 PM] Fausto: what F3 does?
[8:27:35 PM] Fausto: ahh docking on FL.
[8:27:50 PM] Fausto: *please try the mooring port *
[8:27:52 PM] aeternusdoleo: ... your barge is not large...
[8:28:03 PM] I am Roadrunner Enrico: even worse if the girl then say dude you did a F1 while in RP get lost
[8:28:12 PM] Fausto::D
[8:28:34 PM] Fausto: and in that situation is a must to have the biggest dread
[8:28:42 PM] I am Roadrunner Enrico: imagine the 'dock denied. We're unable to serve the ships of your size' :OHAHA
[8:29:05 PM] aeternusdoleo: Still better then "Base is hostile"
[8:29:47 PM] Asesino: lol lolol lolly lolly lol
[8:29:48 PM] MLJ (León): stand by. Pattern is full. You will be cleared to proceed when it's free
[8:29:55 PM] Fausto: Then you have to dodge the Owners of the base
I can haz skype - atlantis2112 - 09-11-2010
Skype RP. Keep in mind Josh (Dejavu) is the driver.
[12:10:23 AM] Josh: hey, hey contaan
[12:10:25 AM] Josh: i ran over A&L guy
[12:10:30 AM] Josh: :3
[12:10:42 AM] Contaan: lol
[12:10:45 AM] Contaan: I don't know you!
[12:11:38 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Wait
[12:11:46 AM] Josh (Dejavu): I hope that wasn't my car you used
[12:11:49 AM] Josh: Josh tosses Josh the keys
[12:11:54 AM] Josh: let's get the hell out of here!
[12:11:56 AM] Josh: GO GO GO!
[12:12:14 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) thunders off with Josh in the passenger seat.
[12:12:22 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) feels a bump.
[12:12:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Oh that must be Russel again.
[12:12:36 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) backs up.
[12:12:41 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Yup, it was Russel.
[12:12:47 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) drives off again.
[12:14:33 AM] Josh: Josh opens his window
[12:14:36 AM] Josh: can we play some muuuuusic?
[12:14:58 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Sure, put on what you want.
[12:15:34 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Hey wait, isn't that Contaan up ahead?
[12:16:10 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) pulls up infront of Contaan.
[12:16:12 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Hop in!
[12:16:22 AM] Contaan: no u
[12:16:33 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Get in the bloomin' car!
[12:16:38 AM] Contaan: fine
[12:16:40 AM] Contaan: Contaan hops in
[12:17:01 AM] Contaan: I want a smoothie
[12:17:09 AM] Contaan: and a kid's meal
[12:17:14 AM] Josh (Dejavu): God damnit!
[12:17:24 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) thunders off towards McDonalds.
[12:17:29 AM] Contaan: and god help you if the toy isn't in there
[12:17:47 AM] Contaan: Someone's balls are going to be ripped off if I get that damn retarded barbie again
[12:18:05 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Okay okay!
[12:18:15 AM] Josh (Dejavu): We'll get you the GI Joe!
[12:18:19 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Sheesh
[12:18:34 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) pulls up at the drive thru.
[12:18:39 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Uhh yeah, hello
[12:18:46 AM] Josh (Dejavu): We'd like a smoothie
[12:18:48 AM] Josh: Josh taps Josh frantically on the shoulder
[12:18:55 AM] Josh (Dejavu): A kids meal
[12:19:03 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Hang on
[12:19:05 AM] Josh (Dejavu): What is it?
[12:19:07 AM] Josh: I want a taco!
[12:19:17 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) turns to the microphone.
[12:19:20 AM] Josh (Dejavu): And a taco
[12:19:25 AM] Contaan: I don't want this car smellin' like Taco Bell
[12:19:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Supersize that?
[12:19:30 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Sure!
[12:19:32 AM] Josh: Josh taps Josh frantically on the shoulder
[12:19:38 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) turns round
[12:19:40 AM] Josh (Dejavu): What now?
[12:19:42 AM] Josh: and a cherry coke!
[12:20:02 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) turns to the mic.
[12:20:06 AM] Josh (Dejavu): And a cherry coke!
[12:20:09 AM] Josh: Josh taps Josh frantically on the shoulder
[12:20:18 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) looks around
[12:20:35 AM] Josh: i changed my mind, I want a cheeseburger
[12:20:53 AM] Contaan: Don't hurt yourself
[12:21:06 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) turns to the mic.
[12:21:13 AM] Josh: Josh taps Josh frantically on the shoulder
[12:21:17 AM] Josh: no pickles!
[12:21:26 AM] Josh (Dejavu): We'll take three of everything on the menu and supersize it, and no pickles!
[12:22:12 AM] Josh: yay!
[12:22:21 AM] Contaan: fatty
[12:22:27 AM] Josh: $300? Sure, here you go
[12:22:36 AM] Josh: Josh puts the cash through the slot
[12:22:39 AM] Josh: Josh sits in the passenger seat making farting noises with his mouth
[12:22:48 AM] Josh: Josh drives to the next window
[12:22:58 AM] Josh: Order 6 I believe itwas
[12:23:07 AM] Josh: Josh looks in the back
[12:23:10 AM] Josh: Contaan
[12:23:13 AM] Josh: Open the boot
[12:23:24 AM] Josh: We've got a trunkful of food coming
[12:23:43 AM] Josh: Oh and ditch Russel's body in that ditch
[12:24:18 AM] Contaan: I'm drinking my smoothie
[12:24:28 AM] Josh: Ugh
[12:24:34 AM] Josh: Suppose I'll do it then!
[12:24:53 AM] Josh: Josh gets out, opens the boot, throws Russel's body in the ditch
[12:24:58 AM] Josh: In there lads
[12:25:00 AM] Josh: oh what's that?
[12:25:03 AM] Josh: JAWWWSSH
[12:25:10 AM] Josh: DO YOU HAVE A DIME A NICKEL AND A PENNY?
[12:25:16 AM] Josh: Ummmm
[12:25:17 AM] Josh: No?
[12:25:18 AM] Josh: OTHERWISE WE'RE GONNA GET LOOOAAAAAAADS OF CHANGE
[12:25:22 AM] Josh: Josh sighs
[12:25:33 AM] Josh: no no sorry I just have the $100 bill
[12:25:37 AM] Josh: you'll just have to break it
[12:26:08 AM] Josh: Josh helps the worthless McDonalds employees fill up the car with junk food.
[12:26:16 AM] Josh: Job done folks
[12:26:25 AM] Contaan: Where's my fries?
[12:26:29 AM] Josh: Ummm
[12:26:30 AM] Josh: CONTAAN! toss me a burger!
[12:26:35 AM] Josh: Ah crap
[12:26:42 AM] Josh: I sat on the McFlurries
[12:26:52 AM] Josh: Oh
[12:26:56 AM] Josh: Here are your fries
[12:27:03 AM] Josh: Josh throws them in the back
[12:27:07 AM] Josh: so where we goin' now?
[12:27:09 AM] Contaan: I want my mofo fries
[12:27:14 AM] Contaan: and ketchup
[12:27:14 AM] Josh: You have them!
[12:27:25 AM] Contaan: where's my mofoing ketchup?
[12:27:26 AM] Josh: JOOOSH
[12:27:28 AM] Josh: In there!
[12:27:30 AM] Josh: YOU FORGOT TO ASK FOR KETCHUP!
[12:27:31 AM] Josh: What?!
[12:27:35 AM] Josh: No I didnt!
[12:27:37 AM] Josh: WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAAAACK
[12:27:39 AM] Josh: I came prepared!
[12:27:42 AM] Josh: Oh wait
[12:27:46 AM] Josh: Thats blood...
[12:27:55 AM] Josh: Josh swings the car round
[12:27:57 AM] Contaan: What the heeeeeeeeeeel maaaaaan?
[12:28:09 AM] Josh: Josh drives it through the front of the McDonalds
[12:28:14 AM] Josh: Josh steps out
[12:28:16 AM] Josh: Josh looks around at the patrons
[12:28:18 AM] Josh: Excuse me!
[12:28:21 AM] Josh: Shhhhh.
[12:28:25 AM] Josh: I need ketchup!
[12:28:34 AM] Josh: wait, wait wait wait wait wait
[12:28:38 AM] Josh: Josh gets handed a box full of ketchup sachets
[12:28:39 AM] Josh: Josh rips open his burger
[12:28:47 AM] Josh: THERE'S PICKLES ON THIS BURGER!
[12:28:53 AM] Josh: OH RLY?!
[12:29:01 AM] Josh: WHAT THE HEEEELLL MAN?!
[12:29:04 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): HOLY S***
[12:29:06 AM] Josh: OH
[12:29:15 AM] Josh: FRANKIE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT PICKLES IN!
[12:29:19 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): senior year of high school
[12:29:19 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): is
[12:29:20 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): ****ing
[12:29:21 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): crazy
[12:29:27 AM] Josh: FRANKIE YOU USELESS HOEBAG
[12:29:32 AM] Josh: YOU PUT PICKLES ON MY BURGER
[12:29:34 AM] Josh: Josh draws a gun
[12:29:35 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): im fxed up and im tired
[12:29:37 AM] Josh: BASTARD!
[12:29:39 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): goodbaye
[12:29:43 AM] Josh: Josh draws a crowbar
[12:29:49 AM] Josh: Josh fires randomly into frankie's chest
[12:29:52 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): holy s***!
[12:29:56 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): Why is therw 2 oshes
[12:29:58 AM] Frankie (aznremix416): WHWOT
[12:30:04 AM] Josh: Josh looks over at Josh
[12:30:28 AM] Josh: Bloody pickles!
[12:30:43 AM] Josh: What?
[12:30:45 AM] Josh: What I do?
[12:30:51 AM] Josh: Stop looking at me!
[12:31:01 AM] Josh: Josh draws a knife
[12:31:04 AM] Josh: HEY!
[12:31:04 AM] Josh: AVENGE THE PICKLES!
[12:31:11 AM] Josh: You have my Burger!
[12:31:12 AM] Josh: Josh stabs a random patron in the eye
[12:31:16 AM] Josh: wait what?
[12:31:21 AM] Josh: That's my burger!
[12:31:28 AM] Josh: Oh heres yours
[12:31:28 AM] Josh: wait, give me your burger...
[12:31:33 AM] Josh: Josh opens the other one up
[12:31:35 AM] Josh: aww dammit.
[12:31:44 AM] Josh: Oh well
[12:31:48 AM] Josh: Everyone in!
[12:31:53 AM] Josh: Sir... not you
[12:31:58 AM] Josh: Josh pats screaming bleeding patron on the head and steps back into car
[12:32:15 AM] Josh: Contaan, hold on to your Smoothie
[12:32:21 AM] Josh: This is going to get bumpy
[12:32:30 AM] Josh: Josh drives through the remaining patrons
[12:32:39 AM] Contaan: what the heeeeeeel man.. I got no napkins!
[12:32:48 AM] Josh: Josh brakes heavily
[12:32:59 AM] Josh: Josh runs out, grabs some napkins and drives off
[12:33:09 AM] Josh: OSHI-
[12:33:11 AM] Josh: COPS!
[12:33:19 AM] Josh: Josh puts his foot down
[12:33:31 AM] Josh: Quick! Lob the donuts out of the window!
[12:33:36 AM] Josh: Josh pulls out his tommy gun from under the chair
[12:33:41 AM] Josh: but.. I wanted to..
[12:33:45 AM] Josh: No!
[12:33:46 AM] Josh: Donuts!
[12:33:47 AM] Josh: I just got it!
[12:33:52 AM] Josh: Oh fine then!
[12:33:54 AM] Josh: yes!
[12:33:59 AM] Josh: Josh opens the sunroof
[12:34:11 AM] Josh: Just don't make a mess with the expelled shells!
[12:34:16 AM] Josh: Josh places one foot on the seat beside him and the other accidentally in Josh's crotch
[12:34:23 AM] Josh: Josh stands up through the sunroof
[12:34:31 AM] Josh: Josh goes cross eyed
[12:34:38 AM] Josh: ENGAGIN' COPS!
[12:34:46 AM] Josh: Josh continues however to drive straight
[12:34:51 AM] Josh: Josh rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat
[12:35:04 AM] Josh: Woah
[12:35:09 AM] Josh: You just pasted that mofo!
[12:35:20 AM | Edited 12:35:23 AM] Josh: hand me my cherry coke!
[12:35:28 AM] Josh: Josh hands Josh his Cherry Coke
[12:35:42 AM] Josh: Josh takes a badass looking swig and tosses aside the empty can
[12:35:47 AM] Josh: Josh reloads
[12:36:08 AM] Josh: Contaan, I think theres a grenade launcher under your seat, mind shooting at someone?
[12:36:55 AM] Contaan: I'm gonna be shooting this grenade launcher up someone's crevice if I don't get some napkins
[12:37:10 AM] Josh: Oh sorry dude
[12:37:15 AM] Josh: Josh pops open the glove compartment
[12:37:15 AM] Josh: Josh passes the napkins around
[12:37:25 AM] Josh: hey look! napkins from yesterday's Wendy's!
[12:37:32 AM] Josh: Nah nah
[12:37:40 AM] Josh: I got a box from Maccy D's
[12:37:49 AM] Josh: Josh pulls out a wetnap
[12:37:55 AM] Josh: got a spot on your mouth there Josh
[12:38:13 AM] Josh: Oh have I? Damn
[12:38:23 AM] Josh: here keep your eyes on the road, I got it
[12:38:23 AM] Contaan: ye ye, thanks
[12:38:35 AM] Josh: Josh swerves round a old lady
[12:38:41 AM] Josh: Nearly had her!
[12:38:44 AM] Josh: what the hell was that?
[12:38:51 AM] Josh: Sorry man
[12:38:55 AM] Josh: Got distrcated
[12:39:00 AM | Edited 12:39:06 AM] Josh: Those buns sure look tasty!
[12:39:11 AM] Josh: don't say sorry to me, say sorry to your ear canal, where that wetnap is nicely lodged..
[12:39:25 AM] Josh: Pardon? Couldn't quite hear that
[12:39:48 AM] Josh: Josh swerves as a cop bounces off of the hood
[12:39:50 AM] Josh: Woopise
[12:39:56 AM] Josh: what the hell was that?
[12:40:04 AM] Josh: Uhhh
[12:40:12 AM] Josh: OLD FOLKS HOME, TWELVE OCLOCK
[12:40:15 AM] Josh: LOOOK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
[12:40:18 AM] Josh: Josh shields his head
[12:40:28 AM] Josh: Josh crashes the car through the frontdoor
[12:40:32 AM] Josh: Hold on Contaan!
[12:40:42 AM] Josh: move it gramps!
[12:40:47 AM] Josh: LEFT OR RIGHT?!
[12:40:51 AM] Josh: RIGHT!!
[12:40:51 AM] Josh: LEFT!
[12:41:00 AM] Josh: STRAIGHT ON IT IS!
[12:41:05 AM] Contaan: Hell yeee, I'm gonna start shooting
[12:41:09 AM] Josh: BOILER ROOM!
[12:41:13 AM] Josh: OH GOD
[12:41:15 AM] Josh: LEFT!
[12:41:19 AM | Edited 12:41:23 AM] Josh: Josh swings left
[12:41:30 AM] Josh: Josh watches the sparks fly off into the boiler
[12:41:46 AM] Josh: Josh feels the wave from an explosion
[12:42:08 AM] Josh: Josh drives up the stairs and out through an upstairs window, he then lands the car perfectly in a flower bed and continues driving
[12:42:13 AM] Josh: Hey
[12:42:19 AM] Josh: We got any fries left?
[12:42:22 AM] Josh: did we just set fire to an old folks home?
[12:42:28 AM] Josh: Uhhh yeah
[12:42:38 AM] Josh: old people burning..
[12:42:41 AM] Josh: Josh scratches chin
[12:42:45 AM] Josh: Least we lost the cops!
[12:42:52 AM] Josh: Josh hands Josh fries
[12:42:57 AM] Josh: Thanks
[12:43:01 AM] Josh: Where now?
[12:43:05 AM] Josh: hmmm..
[12:43:06 AM] Josh: Josh stuffs his face
[12:43:13 AM] Josh: i gotta go to the bathroom!
[12:43:23 AM] Josh: Ah
[12:43:33 AM] Josh: Pee in this bottle!
[12:43:41 AM] Josh: I cant risk stopping
[12:44:02 AM] Josh: umm
[12:44:08 AM] Josh: only if you don't look!
[12:44:09 AM | Edited 12:44:11 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) jumps out of the hood
[12:44:14 AM] Josh: AHHHH!
[12:44:16 AM] Contaan: holy shiiiiiaaaaat
[12:44:23 AM] Josh: Contaan!
[12:44:26 AM] Josh: Gun him down!
[12:44:30 AM] Contaan: My smoothie!
[12:44:35 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): You thought you could get rid of me with Skypelag EH?!?!
[12:44:38 AM] Josh: I thought we left him at the Mcdonalds?!
[12:44:42 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) pulls out a watergun
[12:44:42 AM] Josh: We did!
[12:44:50 AM] Josh: wait wait wait
[12:44:52 AM] Josh: there's no reason to fight...
[12:45:01 AM] Josh: so what if we ran you over a couple of times, no hard feelings..
[12:45:04 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) points the gun at josh's head
[12:45:06 AM] Josh: plenty of room in the backseat with us
[12:45:11 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): ...
[12:45:14 AM | Edited 12:45:35 AM] Josh: Josh brakes heavily and watches Russel fly off of the hood
[12:45:14 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Do you have fries?
[12:45:17 AM] Josh: many.
[12:45:20 AM] Josh: many fries.
[12:45:29 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) runs back up to the car and jumps in the back seat
[12:45:34 AM | Edited 12:45:35 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): GUN IT!
[12:45:40 AM] Contaan: what the heeeel man, they're my fries
[12:45:43 AM] Josh: Josh puts his foot down
[12:45:50 AM] Josh: Josh feels rapid acceleration
[12:45:51 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) punchs contaan in the adams apple
[12:45:57 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Not anymore!
[12:46:02 AM] Josh: KIDS
[12:46:06 AM] Josh: DONT MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER
[12:46:11 AM] Contaan: oh heeeel no.... this bastard made me spill my smoothie
[12:46:21 AM] Josh: ohhh god now you've done it..
[12:46:27 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) sticks a straw through contaan's throat
[12:46:32 AM] Josh: THAT IS IT!
[12:46:35 AM] Josh: Josh pulls over
[12:46:37 AM] Josh: RUSSEL
[12:46:40 AM] Josh: GET OUT!
[12:46:41 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): WUT
[12:46:43 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO
[12:46:44 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): YOU!
[12:46:48 AM] Josh: GET OUT NOW!
[12:46:51 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO!
[12:46:54 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) grabs contaan
[12:46:56 AM] Josh: SHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:46:58 AM] Josh: COPS!
[12:46:59 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I HAZ A HOSTAGE!
[12:47:01 AM] Josh: COPS!
[12:47:03 AM] Josh: Josh drops to the floor
[12:47:09 AM] Josh: EVERYONE IN!
[12:47:14 AM] Josh: RUSSEL GET IN
[12:47:16 AM] Josh: ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!
[12:47:17 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) kicks Josh to the backseat
[12:47:21 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I'M DRIVING!
[12:47:27 AM] Josh: MY CAR!
[12:47:34 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) guns it
[12:47:40 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) hits a tree 5 feet away
[12:47:54 AM] Josh: Josh yanks Russell into the backseat and puts Josh in the driver's seat
[12:47:55 AM] Josh: BACK UP!
[12:48:01 AM] Josh: SEATBELTS!
[12:48:02 AM] Josh: Josh backs up
[12:48:02 AM] Contaan: Stop kicking me Russell.. stop kicking me you bastard
[12:48:05 AM] Josh: LEFT TURN SIGNAL!
[12:48:14 AM] Josh: Josh drives straight on
[12:48:16 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) kicks Contaan
[12:48:16 AM | Edited 12:48:23 AM] Josh: WHAT?!
[12:48:25 AM] Josh: CONTAAN!
[12:48:32 AM] Josh: Get that grenade launcher working!
[12:48:36 AM] Contaan: He's biting me! This hoe is biting me!
[12:48:45 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) bites harder
[12:48:49 AM] Josh: Someone get a muzzle!
[12:48:51 AM | Edited 12:48:55 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Nobody likes a snitch!
[12:49:09 AM] Contaan: no one likes a grenade launcher up their ass!
[12:49:14 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): ...
[12:49:16 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I'll be good
[12:49:35 AM] Josh: Contaan! Cops on the port bow! Open fire!
[12:49:48 AM] Josh: Josh pops up through the sun roof
[12:49:49 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) takes the grenade launcher
[12:49:49 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): MINE!
[12:49:51 AM] Josh: SUP MOFOS
[12:49:57 AM] Josh: Josh grabs his tommy gun
[12:50:06 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) breaks the side window
[12:50:09 AM] Josh: Josh ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
[12:50:16 AM] Contaan: Likeasombooooooooooooooooooody engagn
[12:50:18 AM] Josh: Oi! The windows open!
[12:50:27 AM] Josh: Russell!
[12:50:33 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) dives out the window with the grenade launcher
[12:50:33 AM] Josh: close the window! we've got air conditioning on!
[12:50:51 AM] Josh: jeez louise some people in ths day and age..
[12:50:56 AM] Josh: Josh feels a bullet pass through his shoulder
[12:51:01 AM] Josh: That bic shot me!
[12:51:11 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) feels Josh's Tommygun shoot him repeativly
[12:51:12 AM] Contaan: Throw fries at him!
[12:51:16 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): ****ER!
[12:51:35 AM] Josh: JOOOSH
[12:51:39 AM] Josh: WE'VE GOT A PROBLEEEM
[12:51:47 AM] Josh: WHAT?!
[12:51:50 AM] Josh: POLICE CHOPPER!
[12:51:59 AM] Josh: Not a problem!
[12:52:05 AM] Josh: Josh pulls over
[12:52:05 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) shoots the car with a grenade
[12:52:12 AM] Josh: Josh opens the boot
[12:52:20 AM] Josh: Look, I brought a rocket launcher!
[12:52:28 AM] Josh: Josh hops back in and drives off
[12:52:31 AM] Josh: Josh grabs the rocket launcher
[12:52:33 AM] Josh: keep driving!
[12:52:34 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): But I blew up the car!
[12:52:39 AM] Josh: No you didn't!
[12:52:43 AM] Josh: that was the cop car!
[12:52:43 AM] Josh: Shuddup!
[12:52:43 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Yes I did!
[12:52:44 AM] Josh: good show!
[12:52:48 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): OH ****..
[12:52:53 AM] Josh: Josh aims the rocket launcher at the helicopter
[12:53:01 AM] Josh: Josh swerves
[12:53:03 AM] Josh: *target. lock.*
[12:53:06 AM] Josh: Josh misses
[12:53:13 AM] Josh: Josh watches the rocket hit a daycare center
[12:53:17 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) jumps in the car
[12:53:19 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Heya!
[12:53:19 AM] Josh: DAMNIT!
[12:53:30 AM] Josh: I only have two more missiles!
[12:53:33 AM] Josh: Aim straight!
[12:53:43 AM] Contaan: What the heeeel maaaaan... the teacher there was hot
[12:53:45 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) punches Contaan
[12:53:49 AM] Josh: Josh grumbling to himself, loads another rocket
[12:53:49 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): SHES MINE HOE!
[12:53:56 AM] Josh: Josh takes careful aim
[12:53:58 AM] Josh: target. lock
[12:54:02 AM] Josh: OI! NO FIGHTING YOU TWO!
[12:54:08 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) punches Josh in the stomach
[12:54:21 AM] Josh: Josh fires the missile into a special needs hospital
[12:54:25 AM] Josh: DUDE?!
[12:54:31 AM] Josh: Oh well
[12:54:31 AM] Contaan: Russell sux
[12:54:38 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): HEY! THAT ONE GIRL WAS HOT!
[12:54:41 AM] Josh: Josh takes a sharp right
[12:54:49 AM] Josh: Josh the chopper's gaininggggg
[12:54:56 AM] Contaan: Russell is squishing me... this douche is squishing me
[12:55:07 AM] Josh: jettison the fries!
[12:55:10 AM] Josh: Russel, loose some weight!
[12:55:12 AM] Josh: we have to lose weight!
[12:55:13 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) takes the douche and shoves it down Contaan's throat
[12:55:19 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO!
[12:55:22 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): LEAVE THE FRIES!
[12:55:26 AM] Josh: IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE
[12:55:27 AM] Josh: STFU AND SHOOT!
[12:55:29 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO!
[12:55:29 AM] Josh: THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME
[12:55:32 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): THROW CONTAAN!
[12:55:36 AM] Josh: NOOO
[12:55:38 AM] Josh: NOO!
[12:55:38 AM] Josh: RUSSEL!
[12:55:38 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) throws Contaan out the window
[12:55:42 AM] Contaan: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[12:55:46 AM | Edited 12:55:55 AM] Josh: Josh brakes.
[12:56:03 AM] Josh: Josh backs up
[12:56:04 AM] Josh: Josh shoots the Rocket at where Contaan was about to land, causing the shockwave to land him back through the sunroof into Josh's lap
[12:56:06 AM] Josh: GET IN!
[12:56:22 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) looks at the bloody remains of Contaan
[12:56:27 AM | Edited 12:56:33 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I think you aim too well Josh
[12:56:36 AM] Josh: Well we have him
[12:56:38 AM] Josh: that's beside the point!
[12:56:43 AM] Josh: Josh drives on
[12:56:45 AM] Josh: Josh hands bloodyContaan his smoothie
[12:56:58 AM] Josh: Somone get him a bandaid
[12:57:01 AM] Contaan: .....
[12:57:06 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) starts eating the fries
[12:57:09 AM] Contaan: Russell...
[12:57:11 AM] Josh: Josh hands Contaan a bandaid and a wetnap
[12:57:25 AM] Josh: we only have five more wetnaps!
[12:57:30 AM] Contaan: Russell......
[12:57:44 AM] Josh: I have more! Wait... I lost them in the old folks home!
[12:57:44 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) stabs Contaan
[12:58:00 AM | Edited 12:58:10 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Now he'll never tell anybody my secret identit-..
[12:58:02 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Oh ****
[12:58:02 AM] Josh: russell we NEED him!
[12:58:11 AM] Josh: Josh pulls the knife out and applies the bandaid
[12:58:11 AM] Contaan: Give... me... a damn fry.... or your balls will be ripped off
[12:58:22 AM] Contaan: and.... Deja...... I never liked you
[12:58:23 AM] Josh: Josh shoves an entire XL fry into Contaan's mouth
[12:58:27 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) wipes his ass with a fry and hands it to Contaan
[12:58:31 AM] Josh: Oh thanks
[12:58:36 AM] Josh: WATCH OUT FOR FLUFFY!
[12:58:41 AM] Josh: Josh recoils
[12:58:43 AM] Josh: Who?
[12:58:47 AM] Josh: *bump*
[12:58:50 AM] Josh: THAT!
[12:58:53 AM] Josh: OH MY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ
[12:59:02 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) slams against the roof
[12:59:13 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): OW! YOU ******* FEED FLUFFY TOO MUCH!
[12:59:24 AM] Josh: OH SCREW THIS
[12:59:31 AM] Josh: I'M TAKING YOU LOT HOME!
[12:59:35 AM] Josh: BUT JAWWSSHHH
[12:59:37 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): AW ****
[1:00:00 AM] Josh: SHUT UP RUSSEL! YOU CRASHED MY CAR AND BROKE A WINDOW!
[1:00:06 AM] Josh: It was brand new last year!
[1:00:09 AM] Contaan: he sucks
[1:00:10 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): DID NOT!
[1:00:12 AM] Josh: did too
[1:00:21 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): I WANT PROF!
[1:00:28 AM] Contaan: and this mofo stabbed me
[1:00:36 AM] Josh: that's a minor problem!
[1:00:37 AM] Josh: Josh pulls over.
[1:00:41 AM] Josh: RUSSEL!
[1:00:43 AM] Josh: GET OUT!
[1:00:47 AM] Josh: YOU'RE WALKING!
[1:00:56 AM] Josh: Josh kicks Russell in the arse, slams the car door
[1:00:57 AM] Josh: GO GO GO
[1:00:57 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): PROF! WHARS THA PROF?!?!
[1:01:03 AM] Josh: Josh drives off
[1:01:11 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) runs after the car
[1:01:22 AM] Josh: Josh deploys smoke
[1:01:24 AM] Josh: this'll slow him down..
[1:01:33 AM] Josh: Josh tosses a spike trap
[1:01:34 AM] Josh: Josh trips over a ladybug
[1:01:57 AM | Edited 1:02:04 AM] Josh: //russell you homo, change your name back
[1:02:00 AM] Contaan: hooooly craaaaap he's gaining on us! Even after he tripped!
[1:02:12 AM] Josh: Josh deploys oil slick
[1:02:14 AM] Josh: Contaan, where do you want to be dropped off?
[1:02:30 AM] Contaan: your mom's house
[1:02:33 AM] Contaan: she's waiting for me
[1:02:36 AM] Josh: Alright
[1:02:41 AM] Josh: No problemo
[1:03:06 AM] Josh: Josh, where do you want to be dropped off?
[1:03:15 AM] Josh: Contaan's mum's house?
[1:03:26 AM] Josh: Nop, yur house
[1:03:31 AM] Josh: Oh alright
[1:03:34 AM] Josh: We're tag teaming your mom
[1:03:36 AM] Josh: That's not me!
[1:03:38 AM] Josh: that's an imposter!
[1:03:43 AM] Josh: LIES!
[1:03:47 AM] Josh: LIES AND SLANDER!
[1:03:48 AM] Josh: RUSSELL!
[1:03:54 AM] Josh: OUTTA THE TRUNK! NOW!
[1:03:54 AM] Josh: RUSSELL!
[1:04:02 AM] Josh: GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!
[1:04:08 AM] Josh: //Russel is cheating! I'll get an admin and get you banned!
[1:04:15 AM] Josh: Josh stabs Josh
[1:04:25 AM] Josh: //I go get Admin now!
[1:04:31 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:04:31 AM] Josh: //You're reengagin!
[1:04:38 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:04:39 AM] Josh: //You died!
[1:04:43 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:04:46 AM] Josh: //Leave the car for 4 hours!
[1:04:51 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:04:56 AM] Josh: // dont be homo man u lost fight
[1:05:00 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:05:07 AM] Josh: // You bic, stop lagging!
[1:05:12 AM] Josh: Josh stabs again
[1:05:21 AM] Josh: JOOSH
[1:05:27 AM] Josh: I LEFT MY IPOD AT MCDONALDS
[1:05:29 AM] Josh: Josh breaks the knife off in the wound
[1:05:37 AM] Josh: OH GAAAAAAWD
[1:05:51 AM] Josh: Josh swings the car round
[1:06:02 AM] Josh: Josh flies across the car
[1:06:03 AM] Josh: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[1:06:05 AM] Josh: Josh drives back to McDonalds
[1:06:12 AM] Josh: Hurry up!
[1:06:16 AM] Josh: Josh runs in though the wreckage
[1:06:24 AM] Josh: Josh drives off
[1:06:35 AM] Josh: Oi!
[1:06:39 AM] Josh: that one was russell, ignore him
[1:06:42 AM] Josh: You're not the driver!
[1:06:49 AM] Josh: hey!
[1:06:50 AM] Josh: Am too!
[1:06:52 AM] Josh: Everyone in!
[1:06:53 AM] Josh: someone stole my ipod!
[1:06:56 AM] Josh: we should call the cops!
[1:06:58 AM] Josh: Oh great
[1:07:01 AM] Josh: Yeah
[1:07:06 AM] Josh: Contaan, call 'em
[1:07:14 AM] Josh: Josh runs off snickering
[1:07:25 AM] Contaan: (finger)
[1:07:39 AM] Josh: Oh screw it
[1:07:44 AM] Josh: Josh drives home
[1:07:50 AM] Josh: Beers are in the fridge
[1:08:00 AM] Josh: Josh sits in the bushes listening to an IPod
[1:08:03 AM] Josh: Josh rips off his clothes and jumps in josh's bed
[1:08:18 AM] Josh: *Meanwhile in the garage*
[1:08:23 AM] Josh: Josh fixes the car
[1:08:32 AM] Josh: what's that noise?!
[1:08:36 AM | Edited 1:08:45 AM] Josh: Josh runs out onto the street
[1:08:53 AM] Josh: Josh hits Josh with a semi
[1:09:04 AM] Josh: Josh falls family guy style
I can haz skype - Corsair - 09-12-2010
[5:28:27 PM] Xalin (Cameron): Excellent. With these scans we shall build our own line of Revolution bombers and the Coalition shall cower before us.
[5:28:41 PM] Xalin (Cameron): Oh wait, they're outdated and they've got the new XKR versions.
[5:28:50 PM] Xalin (Cameron): D:
I can haz skype - Chenzo- - 09-12-2010
Lol, awesome post road runner
I can haz skype - lw'nafh - 09-12-2010
[3:10:15 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: I accidentally my face.
[3:11:09 PM] Magnificentness: I accidentaly your anus.
[3:11:16 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: defecation
[3:11:27 PM] Magnificentness: Magnificentness pounces.
Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor] accidentallies his grenade.
[3:17:43 PM] Magnificentness: Magnificentness esplods and stuff.
I can haz skype - SMGSterlin - 09-12-2010
Goddammit Josh, that post looks so epic, but it's sooooo looooong! D:
I can haz skype - Kazinsal - 09-12-2010
[12:23:46 AM | Edited 12:23:53 AM] Breeze: Breeze gets MS Paint out
[12:23:57 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane) gets photoshop CS5 extended out
[12:24:03 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): epeen++;
[12:24:11 AM] Bear: Bear get's his penis out
[12:24:14 AM] Breeze: O_O
[12:24:17 AM] Bear: screw computers
[12:24:22 AM] Breeze: (puke)
I can haz skype - Shagohad - 09-12-2010
[3:44:34 AM] Joe (Jihad): it just makes me think of some greasy and grovelling weasel of a man, trying so very hard to stop you from kicking him again.
[3:44:41 AM] Joe (Jihad): "pls pls"
[3:44:43 AM | Edited 3:44:51 AM] Joe (Jihad): Joe (Jihad) shudders with disgust
[3:45:01 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: well
[3:45:07 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: at least the one who showed me had boobs
[3:45:14 AM | Edited 3:45:16 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: so i had to give her 100 000
[3:45:35 AM | Edited 3:45:39 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: at which point she slapped me cus she thought i was trying to buy sex
[3:45:42 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: i just wanted to wash my clothes
[3:45:45 AM] Sina the Sassanian Knight: ****ing *****
[3:46:49 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Yeah. Mom's are like that.