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I can haz skype - n00bl3t - 09-12-2010
[9:41:38 PM] Sleepy Kitten: did you see my grammer and spelling out here?
[9:41:44 PM] Sleepy Kitten: it was atrochous
[9:41:54 PM] Sleepy Kitten: nah.. this isnt normal.. even for me
[9:41:58 PM] Sleepy Kitten: and i blame bob
:lol:
Classic really.
I can haz skype - Dejavu - 09-12-2010
Quote:12:17:01 AM] Contaan: I want a smoothie
[12:17:09 AM] Contaan: and a kid's meal
[12:17:14 AM] Josh (Dejavu): God damnit!
[12:17:24 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Josh (Dejavu) thunders off towards McDonalds.
[12:17:29 AM] Contaan: and god help you if the toy isn't in there
[12:17:47 AM] Contaan: Someone's balls are going to be ripped off if I get that damn retarded barbie again
Makes me rofl even now :lol:
I can haz skype - TehNoizeBox - 09-12-2010
[5:21:02 PM] Boss: FOUR FLAMING CHEEZES STUCK TO MY FAAAAACE!
[5:21:03 PM] Void.Bot: excellent!
I can haz skype - DodgeOld24 - 09-13-2010
[9:39:54] Jacob the second Scout: RYAN! We must make a league of evil that is evily evil...
[9:39:57] Jacob the second Scout: We will call it...
[9:40:02] Saint Ashes Yotaka: even a weakened house military is still stronger than the Zoners, they're not bred for war, their ships aren't built for it
[9:40:05] Jacob the second Scout: The League of Evil that is Evily Evil.
[9:40:05] Dodge the RED Heavy: The LNS Kitty Hawk?
[9:40:08] Dodge the RED Heavy: oh
[9:40:10] ryan.roler: I'm in.
[9:40:11] Dodge the RED Heavy: : (
[9:40:11] ryan.roler: Definitely
[9:40:18] ryan.roler: With a name like that, who could refuse?
[9:40:19] Jacob the second Scout: And we will make a circle jerk.
[9:40:23] Jacob the second Scout: And exchange technology.
[9:40:32] ryan.roler: Can we fly 'sair ships while performing this circle jerk?
[9:40:39] Jacob the second Scout: EVEN BETTER!
[9:40:40 | Edited 9:40:48] ryan.roler: I still don't have one of those.
[9:40:43] Saint Ashes Yotaka: [7:40:21 p.m.] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): And we will make a circle jerk.
and you call my mind smutty.
[9:40:46] Dodge the RED Heavy: What's a circle jerk?
[9:40:46] Jacob the second Scout: You get Ranseurs....
[9:40:50] Jacob the second Scout: WITH NOMAD GUNS!
[9:41:00] Saint Ashes Yotaka: it's where you all stand in a circle and masturbate into the centre
[9:41:05] Jacob the second Scout: No.
[9:41:07] Jacob the second Scout: Ashes.
[9:41:09] Jacob the second Scout: Wrong.
[9:41:10] Dodge the RED Heavy: Oh, so when I think of bukkake..
[9:41:10] Jacob the second Scout: Just.
[9:41:12] ryan.roler: Don' need ranseur. I want either an order bastet, or a corsair... what the hell are they called? Something fun.
[9:41:14] ryan.roler: Meh.
[9:41:31] Dodge the RED Heavy: TITAN Ryan
[9:41:33] Dodge the RED Heavy: It's a TITAN
[9:41:36] Dodge the RED Heavy: The most epic ship ever
[9:41:40] Jacob the second Scout: It's where I grab Ryan's dick, Ryan grabs Dodge's dick, Dodge grabs Andre's, and he grabs mine. And it's the CIRCLE JERK!
[9:41:47] Saint Ashes Yotaka: <_<
[9:41:52] Jacob the second Scout: Now stop touching yourself, Ashes.
[9:41:55] Jacob the second Scout: I know you are.
[9:41:58] Dodge the RED Heavy: Dodge grabs Andre'swt
[9:42:00] Saint Ashes Yotaka: well I don't have a dick so how would I know that
[9:42:13] Jacob the second Scout: It can be done with fingering as well.
[9:42:16] Jacob the second Scout: The...
[9:42:19 | Edited 9:42:20] Dodge the RED Heavy: ok
[9:42:20] Jacob the second Scout: Schlick jerk....
[9:42:28] Jacob the second Scout: Jacob the second Scout shrugs.
[9:42:29] Dodge the RED Heavy: lol
[9:42:31] Jacob the second Scout: I'm making **** up.
[9:42:40] Dodge the RED Heavy: It's still ICHS worthy
[9:42:47] Jacob the second Scout: Oh crap.
[9:42:50] Andre the Cat: I'll hurt someone.
[9:42:54] Dodge the RED Heavy: With?
[9:42:57] Jacob the second Scout: DO IT DODGE!
[9:43:01] Dodge the RED Heavy: LOLK
I can haz skype - Harcourt.Fenton.Mudd - 09-13-2010
' Wrote:[12:24:11 AM] Bear: Bear get's his penis out
[12:24:14 AM] Breeze: O_O
[12:24:17 AM] Bear: screw computers
Food is now on my monitor.
I can haz skype - Kazinsal - 09-14-2010
[4:46:36 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): KILL
[4:46:41 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): MURDER DEATH KILL
[4:46:45 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane) declares war
[4:46:59 PM] Jake (Thexare): Murder Deathkill sounds like a ****ty 90s comic book hero.
[4:47:08 PM] Russell: Russell highfives Jake
[4:47:14 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane) stabs Russell
[4:47:23 PM] Jake (Thexare): And that's exactly what said hero would do.
I can haz skype - Dab - 09-14-2010
[5:17:41 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I need a set of balls
I can haz skype - Divine - 09-15-2010
[02:13:49] Jacob Antis (Shagohad) : Akura is one sexy individual.
I can haz skype - Chenzo- - 09-15-2010
[01:00:58] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): So.
[01:01:00] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Alright.
[01:01:04] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Let me get this straight,
[01:01:08] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): You want me.
[01:01:13] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): To meet with some girl in the UK.
[01:01:17] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): F*** her.
[01:01:21] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Then donate the kid to Divine?
[01:01:31] Divine: So I can give it to Doc.
[01:01:35] Divine: Si.
[01:01:40] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): How much am I being paid?
[01:01:53] Divine: Two Chenzo and a half Akura.
[01:02:01] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): ...
[01:02:05] The Doc (D.Jameson): Nobody wants half an Akura.
[01:02:07] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Buy me a ticket and I'll do it.
[01:02:14] The Doc (D.Jameson): Nobody wants a whole Akura either.
[01:02:26] Divine: Mike will pay for that.
[01:02:48] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Fine. Buy me a plane ticket. I'll come to the UK and chill with you guys.
[01:03:05] Divine: But Doc, you said we need the other half of Akura to make the baby-steak poisioned.
[01:03:32] Akuяa: Half an Akura?
[01:03:35] Divine: Si si.
[01:03:44] Akuяa: F***ing rip dude, don't accept any less than three quarters
[01:03:51] The Doc (D.Jameson): Two and a half men.
[01:03:56] The Doc (D.Jameson): The Doc (D.Jameson) shudders.
[01:03:57] The Doc (D.Jameson): Horrible show.
[01:03:58] Divine: Is awesome.
[01:04:01] Akuяa: Akuras are worth much less since he renamed his forum account
[01:04:13] The Doc (D.Jameson): You can't say Sakura without Akura.
[01:04:15] The Doc (D.Jameson): Loser.
[01:04:20] Akuяa: F*** YOU
[01:04:25] Akuяa: I HOPE YOU ALL F***ING BURN
[01:04:28] Divine: Akuras are worth from 15-25k pound sterling.
[01:04:31] Divine: Its a f***ing car.
[01:04:33] Divine: -.-
[01:04:35] Akuяa: Sorry, I've got a Goa'uld in me
[01:04:45] Divine: Cars are aliens now?
[01:04:53] Akuяa: Acura is a car
[01:04:54] Divine: Brrr.
[01:04:58] Akuяa: You dumb f***, Akura is a TV xD
[01:05:13] Divine: F*** you. Iam German. And in german its Akura.
[01:05:14] The Doc (D.Jameson): So you believe that you have a worm inside of you? -Doc starts speaking in a Freudian accent- Perhapz zhat is your hidden desire zho be raped surfacing?
[01:05:15] Divine: With a k.
[01:05:30] Akuяa: You can't translate a name like that
[01:05:32] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): ...
[01:05:38] The Doc (D.Jameson): How waz your relationzhip wiz yor mozher?
[01:05:43] Akuяa: My name in german is the same, cause it's not part of the langauge
[01:05:51] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): I'm a Californian. Does that change anything?
[01:05:51] Divine: I know. I dont care.
[01:05:57] Akuяa: xD
[01:05:58] Divine: Yes, it does.
[01:06:00] Akuяa: Whatever
[01:06:02] Vin.Chenzo: because
[01:06:05] Vin.Chenzo: the baby will be canadian
[01:06:07] Vin.Chenzo: FU***
[01:06:08] Akuяa: I'm gonna go eat some cerial
[01:06:10] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): ...
[01:06:14] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): I'm Californian.
[01:06:16] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): You ponce.
[01:06:18] Divine: As Californian your name is not Shagohad, but Shagohabl.
[01:06:22] Vin.Chenzo: NO S***
[01:06:24] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): That's southern America.
[01:06:25] Vin.Chenzo: she is in england
[01:06:27] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): And?
[01:06:30] Vin.Chenzo: and you are from wherever you said
[01:06:31] Vin.Chenzo: so..
[01:06:36] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): California...
[01:06:36] Vin.Chenzo: it's gonna go CANADIAN, the baby
[01:06:43] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Which is a state in the US.
[01:06:44] Divine: F*** the french
[01:06:51] Vin.Chenzo: no div
[01:06:52] Vin.Chenzo: wrong area in the word xD
[01:06:55] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Dammit, Chenzo. Why don't you f*** her?
[01:06:59] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Are you gay?
[01:07:01] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): You are.
[01:07:02] Divine: Si si.
[01:07:10] Vin.Chenzo: no..
[01:07:12] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Gay with Div.
[01:07:16] Vin.Chenzo: I actually have plenty here..
[01:07:18] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Go have your bromance.
[01:07:22] Vin.Chenzo: i am almost spoilt for choise
[01:07:27] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot) leaves.
[01:07:27] Vin.Chenzo: I love uni
[01:07:32] Divine: Iam not gay.
[01:07:35] Divine: Iam feminine.
[01:07:40] Divine: <3
[01:07:47] Divine: you tard.
[01:07:51] Vin.Chenzo: <3
[01:07:53] Vin.Chenzo: Si Si
[01:08:00] Vin.Chenzo: as THE minions chant..
[01:08:25] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot) groans, then goes back to what he was doing.
[01:08:39] Divine: I think I know what my new engagement notice is.
[01:08:45] Vin.Chenzo: Vin.Chenzo shoots shagohadawadakin with a shotgun.
[01:08:49] Divine: "SHAGOHABAGLING IN"
[01:09:18] Divine: hadawadakin.
[01:09:20] Divine: lol
[01:10:07] Divine: ...
[01:10:09] Divine: ...
[01:10:10] Divine: http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=79465
[01:10:10] Divine: ...
[01:10:22] Divine: chakalaka.
[01:10:31] Divine: caveman!
[01:10:51] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): I'm gonna' go and get drunk.
[01:11:05] Divine: Doh, Iam already ahead yours.
[01:11:16] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Go cyber with Shiro.
[01:11:19] Divine: Hmz.
[01:11:22] Divine: Good idea.
[01:11:27] Divine: Lemme see if he is online.
[01:11:53] Divine: You make me a baby in the meantime.
[01:12:02] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): ...
[01:12:30] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): What does Paige look like? Does she like Americans? Will she pay for my plane ticket? Do I get a hotel room to spend time in? Can I vist Dave? Joe?
[01:12:37] Divine: She looks like Akura.
[01:12:47] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): ...
[01:12:56] Divine: And sounds like Chenzo.
[01:12:57] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Akura is one sexy individual.
[01:13:03] Divine: ...
[01:13:07] Patrician: ...
[01:13:17] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): That was a joke.
[01:13:23] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): You laugh.
[01:13:26] Divine: I will ICHS that.
[01:13:34] Patrician: Inevitable
[01:14:00] Vin.Chenzo: Akura is one sexy individual.you won't be having any more skypecalls any time soon shaggo
[01:14:02] Vin.Chenzo: (rofl)
Took a while to kill the "Naughty" words... Think I got them all...
I can haz skype - kingvaillant - 09-15-2010
This topic is meant for laughs and giggles. Not pulling people in the mud...