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Liberty Navy broadcast - Jihadjoe - 12-20-2011
David Hale was sitting in his office, trying to work his way through the mountain of paperwork infront of him. He quietly cursed to himself, wondering why it was that he'd given up smoking. Work always seemed to disappear a little faster with a light sprinkling of nicotine.
There was a knock on his door. It swung open almost immediately afterwards.
"Oh, Jasmine... Come in." he said dryly as the commander let herself into his office.
"Sorry sir" she said with a smile "Figured you might want to see this."
Jasmine Greenson held back a giggle and turned the holo-screen in the corner of the office on.
"What the..." Hale watched the images appear on the screen with slight confusion. "Raven and Cahoone, that's almost expected... But Lucia and Christy? This didn't have anything to do with you did it, Jasmine?"
"No sir... The marketing teams seem to have gone for a slightly different demographic this time." She laughed and wandered back out of his office again closing the door behind her.
Hale watched the video once more, torn between laughter and disappointment. He turned it off.
"Well, if they volunteered... Gonna have to talk to her though." he muttered to himself as he returned to the slowly shrinking pile of paperwork.
Liberty Navy broadcast - HuggieSunrise - 12-20-2011
Sitting in his cabin on the aged dreadnought Claxton in his tank top and flowered boxers reserve Commodore Shelmar spit out the ensure he was drinking.
He didn't get another.
He hit the announcement call button on his wall.
"Someone rewind the feed and get that commercial for the Christmas party."
Liberty Navy broadcast - LibertyN - 12-20-2011
Catherine, currently on West Point Academy, was on her way back to the officers quarters to prepare for the next few lessons for the military students. She entered the quarters and put her bag on her table, letting out a sigh as she sat down on one of the chairs, greeting the other officers as she lifted her legs and rested them on another chair, blowing a flick of hair out of her face.
"Students these days ... I wonder what happened..." - She said to herself.
She took a holographic newspaper and browsed through different notifications, arching a brow at a particular one.
"Join the Liberty Navy...?"
She scrolled down a bit more, quickly having a light blush on her cheek before quickly turning off the device, looking around herself rather nervously.
"They've got to be kidding me...they've gotta' be."
Liberty Navy broadcast - Junes - 12-20-2011
[color=#FFFFFF][font=Agency FB]John sat in his moderate office on deck one of his dreadnought, the Eagle Eye. He had been rushing all over the ship the entire day, instructing repair teams, conducting briefings with his bridge officers, talking to his colleagues of the secondary fleet. With a cup of strong black coffee on his lips, he skimmed through the latest Liberty news. John interrupted at "Late night recruitment commercial" of the Liberty Navy and opened the file. A mix of astonishment, speechlessness and derision appeared on his face while looking at the pictures of several female Primary Fleet officers in interesting poses.
He carelessly smashed his datapad on the desk at burst out in laughter.
[color=#33FFFF]"Mwhahahahaha, they must be so desperate..."
Liberty Navy broadcast - Haphestus - 12-20-2011
Clark sat in his lackluster bunk room, picked up his information terminal. He Pressed the "download updates tab". He selects the first update labeled Liberty Navy Recruitment, Pass onto family and/or friends. a song starts playing. "in the navy" by the village people, a pre Exodus song. Then the pictures appear then the chorus begins, "IN THE NAVY!"
Clark chuckles,
"That Nat"
Liberty Navy broadcast - SMI-Great.Fox - 12-21-2011
**A small grin emits across Evyn's face as she can't help but laugh from the transmission on the holotv, while her sister Feya sleeps with a loud snore, sprawled across the couch with a empty bottle on who knows what in her hand**
Evyn: Pfft...And here I thought Liberty Navy pilots had something more to offer..Looks like it's all flat chest there..Reminds me of those Kusarians for one thing...Seems like the only pilots with anything to offer are those in Rheinland and here at home in Bretonia...
**An evil look creeps across her face as she digs through a few datapads on her table, finding the right one she was looking for after a few minutes had passed**
Evyn: Fooly Cooly...
==INCOMING TRANSMISSION==
PILOT ID: Evyn...LOCATION: Right behind you..
DETAILS: Tsk Tsk..Your pea shooters...My Tertiaries...
MESSAGE DESIGNATION:To Commodore Christina Robinson-Lieutenant Natalie Cahoone-Vice Admiral Lucia Defmir-Captain Catherine Raven.
BEGINNING TRANSMISSION:
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Evyn: My my ladies..You sure look all snazzy in such..But it looks like the gene pool didn't quite reach your levels in certain curves that men enjoy seeing in order to please their minds...And I think its time to let you know that, despite your service to the Liberty Navy, your fanservice to your fellow officers sure has you down in the "Only willing to look at you due to Rank" Department...Tsk..Tsk....Looks like a real woman with something the boys would get their spirits up into the fighting mood to grab their fighters control sticks like wild animals and drive themselves into a frenzy that would make any pirate or terrorist tuck tail and scream back to momma...So enjoy ladies...Oh and by the way..Since you opened this file, I had my good sister-in-law Veris come up with a type of virus in this...The rest of your fellow officers in the Primary Fleet should be getting this picture and message real soon...Hope they enjoy looking at what you ladies lack....Don't worry..It'll have an auto delete protocol involed so this picture will self delete and defragment within minutes of viewing...Oh and Catherine..
**Evyn puts up her middle finger to the camera**
Evyn: This is for the Water dish bit...
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Evyn: Looks like Bretonia Prevails yet again...I'll see you in space...Toodles..
==END OF TRANSMISSION==
Liberty Navy broadcast - Lennox - 12-21-2011
Ian Johnsan sat in his cockpit of his Guardian, browsing through the Neural Net while flying along the lanes of New York. As he catched the file about something like Liberty Naval forces recruitment, he opened the file, scrolling down. His glance unchanged, he just shook his head and sighed.
"Poor...that's kind of -very- unprofessional. Hmpf...but okay...."
Though, scrolling to the end of the file file, he finally deactivated the connection of his ship to the Neural Net and typed something into his ship computer and leant back, closing his eyes to sleep.
Liberty Navy broadcast - r3vange - 12-21-2011
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And birdies still wonder [font=Century Gothic]why I eat their livers.
AHEM AHEM FREEDOM OF SINGING FREEDOM OF SINGING! You sexist pigbirds you! Them strawberries look juicy but a little banana serenade wouldn't hurt either! YOU SANE FRAKKS! I demand David and the Goliath of Hale in a corsette and flip-flops!
Captain's Log, supplemental: Carina birdie...I can give you the number of my waxing saloon! I kid you not, them birdies are very good, though they might need to dip you in molten titanium to get rid of that happy bush!
Liberty Navy broadcast - Jeremy Hunter - 12-21-2011
Alexis Hunter exits the bathroom, rubbing any excess water from her hair. She flipped on the TV and sat down. For once it was a quiet evening. Everyone was asleep. As her late night show entered the firat commercial, the screen changed to the Navy's emblem. She waited.
Then chuckled.
"Sadly, none of them swing for the same side."
Alexis watched the entire commercial, then resumed watching her show. She was smiling slightly. Someone had the right ides at leadt.
Liberty Navy broadcast - Kyte_ - 12-21-2011
Kyte sits back in her Office on Pueblo Bonito, running through refit orders and supply requests for an incoming group of undisclosed pilots and technicians when suddenly the holo screen on her wall flashes the Liberty Recruitment advertisment wave...
"Oh dear... what have we... "
Her face warms slightly.
"Is this some kind of an attempt at humor... or an appeal to the lowest common denominator?", she asks no one in particular.
Kyte then sees the hacked message and accompanying image and a smile finds purchase upon her face.
"Well at least THAT one shows a bit of creativity", she mumbles as she turns off the holo screen.
Bretonia 1 Liberty 0, she allows a chuckle and gets back to work.