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RE: 141| Internal Channel - Mercarryn - 07-03-2013

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Your alltime favorite #5 here, 'gents.

Had a "walk" around Omicron 74, after those ZA ladies announced to have
set those base turrets to not fire at my sexy ass for a while, so I decided
to confirm it, You never know how they react.

Anyway, yeah, no plasma-fire coming towards me from those facilites.
Did not fire on them either, until I get freakin' order from the higher ups now.

Okay, okay, so one of those ZA buddies must have smelt my presence, as he
contacted me over systemwide frequency. Want to know how I was greeted?

General Zoner Alliance Welcome to #5

And then after two minutes of his blabbering, which I don't want to bore you with,
he said, he has the order to not shoot me.
Ah, excuse me? First threatening me and then telling me he will not shoot at me
because he was ordered to do so?

What now? Shoot me or not shoot me?

Ah, one more thing. Some Zoner transport came by...with posible supplies.
Well, he stated to "fly to Delta". Yeah, of course. Valence and I played along and
escorted him to Kappa. And five minutes later he came back and docked at
Livadia! With the same cargo...Ha! No one fools #5, you got that?

ID
Cargo
Docking at Livadia

RE: 141| Internal Channel - Eduard - 07-12-2013

'Ola, Cauldron Pots! #6 is here. Or... Wait a second... I turned my ID upside down...

Um, let's do it again.

Hey, Mayo jammers! #9 is here!

Hold on tight to your panties, babies, but your little, delicious #9 here has got you a report about a yesterday incident that happened tomorow... er, yesterday.

But ye. So I was strolling out in my "Battleship" which is the standard Onuris class fighter and I reached Omicron-74.

There, I discovered members of the... the... Holy Rotten Mayo Death Cult of Zoner Alliance and I engaged in a intellectualnical conversation with them.

But behold! Below I attached an imprint of the conversation.

Quote:[10.07.2013 23:39:51] 141|Interceptor-9: Everybody's Corsair Fu fighting! Aw... Aw... Bump Tss Bump Tss

[10.07.2013 23:40:10] 141|Interceptor-9: Bump Tss Bump Tss Aw Aw Corsair Fu Figghting weeee

[10.07.2013 23:40:27] 141|Rose.Striker: That... Works
[10.07.2013 23:40:30] 141|Interceptor-8: gonna look for you
[10.07.2013 23:40:39] 141|Interceptor-9: Greetings, potatoes! How are you on this day?

[10.07.2013 23:41:05] [ZA]Rocketman: how the order today
[10.07.2013 23:41:14] 141|Rose.Striker: Oh gawd he has a X shuttle
[10.07.2013 23:41:20] 141|Interceptor-9: Hello there, mister cabbage head, do you have a moment to talk about Me? Your lord and saviour?
[10.07.2013 23:41:21] 141|Rose.Striker: I feel offended

[10.07.2013 23:41:36] [ZA]Rocketman: oh yes fearless of the omicrons
[10.07.2013 23:41:44] 141|Interceptor-9: Aw... I love you
[10.07.2013 23:41:46] 141|Interceptor-9: You flatter me
[10.07.2013 23:41:49] 141|Rose.Striker: The one and only *Giggle*
[10.07.2013 23:41:50] [ZA]Rocketman: and i u 2
[10.07.2013 23:41:53] 141|Interceptor-9: I'd snuggle you between my buttcheeks

[10.07.2013 23:42:16] [ZA]Rocketman: ah and id give you sweet smells from me inards
[10.07.2013 23:42:24] 141|Interceptor-9: Damn, you're so romantic
[10.07.2013 23:42:26] 141|Interceptor-9: So umm...
[10.07.2013 23:42:31] 141|Interceptor-9: Do you ever get off that ship?
[10.07.2013 23:42:43] 141|Interceptor-9: I could fix you a date with #5
[10.07.2013 23:42:43] [ZA]Rocketman: so whats on the agenda today same ole thing
[10.07.2013 23:42:47] 141|Interceptor-9: He's a homo poop face
[10.07.2013 23:43:03] [ZA]Rocketman: no i got kids sry dont pitch or catch
[10.07.2013 23:43:12] 141|Interceptor-9: You have kids? Oh my goat!
[10.07.2013 23:43:18] 141|Interceptor-9: I used to climb trees near orphanages
[10.07.2013 23:43:24] 141|Interceptor-9: And peek through the windows at the kids' bathrooms
[10.07.2013 23:43:26] 141|Interceptor-9: Huehuehue
[10.07.2013 23:43:37] 141|Interceptor-9: It was fun to see their scary faces
[10.07.2013 23:43:42] [ZA]Rocketman: yes hungry they be they like ti kill things
[10.07.2013 23:44:01] 141|Interceptor-9: I bet they'll be like poop face
[10.07.2013 23:44:01] [ZA]Rocketman: i want a cloak too
[10.07.2013 23:44:12] 141|Interceptor-9: I can cloak you between my buttcheeks all day long, huehue
[10.07.2013 23:44:16] Carthage: Greetings. this conversation seems to be a tad disturbing i just walked into
[10.07.2013 23:44:20] [ZA]Rocketman: oh dont insult your mommy like that
[10.07.2013 23:44:21] 141|Rose.Striker: *Muted laugh*
[10.07.2013 23:44:38] 141|Interceptor-9: So... You have kids?
[10.07.2013 23:44:39] [ZA]Rocketman: besides i had her first
[10.07.2013 23:44:43] 141|Interceptor-9: Does that mean you also have a wife?
[10.07.2013 23:44:50] Carthage: What is going on in here?
[10.07.2013 23:44:55] 141|Interceptor-9:
[10.07.2013 23:45:04] [ZA]Rocketman: no divorced like all good daddys
[10.07.2013 23:45:16] 141|Interceptor-9: Good. Then we can give the kids to the corsairs for dinner
[10.07.2013 23:45:21] 141|Interceptor-9: And then we can go to a beach
[10.07.2013 23:45:24] [ZA]Rocketman: thought ud know but your still a younger
[10.07.2013 23:45:26] 141|Interceptor-9: And snuggle you between my cheeks
[10.07.2013 23:45:48] [ZA]Rocketman: so rose what ship u got there
[10.07.2013 23:45:55] 141|Interceptor-9: Younger? No... Only the mayo which I use to stick ship engines with is older than me
[10.07.2013 23:46:05] 141|Interceptor-9: Have you ever tasted mayo?
[10.07.2013 23:46:10] 141|Interceptor-9: It's white and sticky
[10.07.2013 23:46:11] 141|Rose.Striker: Ummmm dont let me interruot your conversation * Another muted Laugh*
[10.07.2013 23:46:15] 141|Interceptor-9: And it squirts all over your face
[10.07.2013 23:46:21] 141|Interceptor-9: If you don't pay attention
[10.07.2013 23:46:29] [ZA]Rocketman: miricle whip man meself mayos for baseball addicts
[10.07.2013 23:46:47] 141|Interceptor-9: Balls? Hey, I have a bunch of jingle balls!
[10.07.2013 23:46:51] 141|Interceptor-9: Do you know what I do with them?
[10.07.2013 23:47:06] 141|Interceptor-9: I shove them right in my va... va... va... What was it? Ah ye, vaccum cleaner!
[10.07.2013 23:47:12] 141|Interceptor-9: And when the sack gets filled, I take it out
[10.07.2013 23:47:18] 141|Interceptor-9: And beat the wench out of random people with it
[10.07.2013 23:47:30] 141|Interceptor-9: huehue
[10.07.2013 23:47:40] [ZA]Rocketman: ah nice gunboat
[10.07.2013 23:47:48] 141|Interceptor-9: Did you just called me fat?
[10.07.2013 23:47:57] [ZA]Rocketman: liked your curves
[10.07.2013 23:48:00] 141|Interceptor-9: Your momma's so fat... not even a gunboat can fit her
[10.07.2013 23:48:02] 141|Interceptor-9: Aw...
[10.07.2013 23:48:09] 141|Interceptor-9: Yes... hey! I'm not curved
[10.07.2013 23:48:12] 141|Interceptor-9: I'm straight
[10.07.2013 23:48:16] 141|Interceptor-9: Poop face is curved
[10.07.2013 23:48:19] [ZA]Rocketman: and a light ftr
[10.07.2013 23:48:35] 141|Interceptor-9: Aw... This dude has mumbo pyjamos in his head
[10.07.2013 23:48:46] [ZA]Rocketman: so it seems ya havent stopped the za as of yet
[10.07.2013 23:49:03] 141|Interceptor-9: I regret to dissapoint
[10.07.2013 23:49:08] 141|Interceptor-9: But I don't think we're compatible
[10.07.2013 23:49:14] 141|Interceptor-9: I don't like scalley waggeys
[10.07.2013 23:49:16] [ZA]Rocketman: and with all them nomads running around ya not bust lately

[10.07.2013 23:49:54] 141|Rose.Striker: *The crew can be heard bursting into Laughter*
[10.07.2013 23:49:56] 141|Interceptor-9: Hey! Look! Another scalley waggey donkey!
[10.07.2013 23:50:11] 141|Interceptor-9: Heya! Would you want me to snuggle you between my bottom cheeks?
[10.07.2013 23:50:11] 141|Rose.Striker: How many of you are there!
[10.07.2013 23:50:13] 141|Interceptor-9: I give free snuggles

It seems like the ZA are not interested. No problemo, I'll settle for Admiral Boxhead then... Or maybe wait for future new recruits to come.

But ye, this was your lovely, delicious and nutritious #9 speaking here. Busting off now. Bye bye, jessies!

RE: 141| Internal Channel - SMI-Great.Fox - 07-25-2013

Today. Operation "Starwalker" was commenced.

And what we found was not pleasing to see.

I very highly reccommend that Overwatch is informed over these findings

--Starwalker Mission - Visual Records--

But what was more disturbing was what we found on a second pass of this shipyard we found.

--Starwalker Mission - Unkown Capital Visuals--

The readings we found on our second pass by Operative Moreston of the Order Primary Fleet were nothing we had detected before.

We may have to organize something much bigger to get more detail on these findings.

Agatha

RE: 141| Internal Channel - Mercarryn - 08-06-2013

Davids hier.

Due to the recent conflict around Gran Canaria, involving the Corsairs, Zoners and the
Coalition, Admiral Golanski and me have tried to bring some reason into this conflict
that still happens between zoners and the Corsairs enforcing martial law on the planet.

The Sobek is stationed in Omega 49 to monitor the situation after promising talks
between the parties were held.
Only major drawback is that Admiral Golanski and OSI's chief of security raged
at each other, with the result that VonCloud needs a new fighter.

Uploading Data Stream

Meanwhile it seems like the Zoner Alliance starts to be an annoyance again.
Make sure you show them what we think of it. I will talk to the rest of
Overwatch about updating the bounty board.

That would be al for now.

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RE: 141| Internal Channel - 141 High Command - 08-11-2013

Ladies and gentlemen,

it is time for some new assignments. 141 Command has decided as follows:

Veteran agents Outer and Kernor are demoted to the normal rank of agents.
Besides, Outer will be listed as retired until he wishes to work for us again.
Colonel John Freud's sudden missing leads to his demotion back to Captain
and listed as missing / retired. Let's all hope he will return one day.

This is not all however and we are glad to hand out the following promotions:

Ensigns Jeff Dunham, Fabius Bile and Gene Starwind have passed the trial
phase and are now listed as regular agents.
Due to his work the last months, agent Mark Guerra is hereby promoted to
Veteran agent. This also means access to the Hathor class from now on.
Veteran agent Rose Striker's job so far has been excellent, although
some of us in the command had heir doubts. She is now listed as Captain
within our taskforce. with acess to our cruisers. Don't mess it up, Rose!
And last but not least, Captain Forlon D'Autoine has risen to the rank of
scapegoat Colonel and 2nd in charge of 141.

The 141 Command knows that the whole taskforce has been rather silent the last
weeks, but be assured our work and efforts will continue. Prepare yourselves to
new missions wtihin the near future.

Command over and out.

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RE: 141| Internal Channel - Eduard - 08-11-2013

Bonsoir, agents, this is Colonel d'Autoine speaking.

Few days ago I have received a scrambled message from an unknown source which identified itself as Valkyrie from the Reapers of Sirius. The frequency couldn't be decrypted or deciphered and thus, I couldn't be certain of the true broadcaster and as such, I set a meeting in a remote location inside the Phonphei asteroid field, a location where I was certain that the broadcaster would surely have no chance of survival if she wasn't who she claimed it was.

I soon found out the person in question was indeed Valkyrie, also known as Kate Golanska. To my surprise, Valkyrie desires to abandon the Reapers and join the ranks of the Order stating that her interests would benefit more inside our ranks and she commits herself to fighting against the nomads.

Moreover, she claims to have some form of "present" for the Order which she currently keeps in hiding until the "right" moment.

I admit that trust is an ever too valuable commodity which is harder and harder to find by the day, but then again, I would appreciate any kind of assistance against the nomad threat, therefore I would suggest some interest to be casted down on this matter and perhaps even forwarded to the main fleet's attention?

That is all, au revoir!

RE: 141| Internal Channel - Protton - 08-16-2013

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Good day, fellow agents.

After some time of thinking about this, I decided to retire from active duty in the taskforce. I do not feel like I am an asset for 141| and that I am bringing you down more than anything else. So I will remain as Taba security officer, my ships will be docked at Taba and maybe they will never be launched from the station again.

So, see ya in Taba's bar, if you drop by sometimes.
Former agent Kernor, out.

RE: 141| Internal Channel - Mercarryn - 08-19-2013

Davids again.

As the situation around Gran Canaria seems to be quiet, the Sobek will return to
the Omicrons again.
D'Autoine, be careful with Valkyrie, she has the tendency of being trigger happy.
Call in the Interceptors if you have to, right now, our current wings are ein bit
far stretched.

Speaking of. It seems like we have to check out what is going on within Gallia
and the Tau corner again.
Captain Striker, mind checking that one out?

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RE: 141| Internal Channel - Szpaku - 08-19-2013

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I shall prepare mine Hathor for departure as soon as possible and try to
get in contact with some Corse pilots on the spot

Wish me luck

RE: 141| Internal Channel - andreo009 - 09-06-2013

Hello sirs,

I'm sorry... my last report is a bit overdue. But it speaks of a great catch!
Where shall I start...

For some reason I had a full squad of Marines aboard. I was informed that they ... oh right! The Neferti ... haha... hm, sorry. It was a supply run. Our storage on Akabat was running low on Pharmaceuticals and medication so we went to our friends at Freeport 9.

We never made it...

We found an artifact smuggler near Freeport 11. A Corsair one too. Wheel.of.Time, my gunboat escort, turned around and questioned him before we knew of his "Trinkets" or so he called hem. What we got from the scans was... well... they were all active. The ship was identified as "Tren.de.artifacto" subtle... real subtle... Commander Davids quickly made it clear that we had a problem. The poor Corsair didn't really know what he was into either... As soon as he knew they were active ones, he wanted to get rid of them ASAP. So he gave all ... 1500 active ones to us. The beam transfer took like 2 seconds... but here comes the best part...

Oh and did I tell about the Nomad gunboat that popped up behind me? Jeez! Good thing the Neferti can take a punch! Commander Davids made short work of that thing.

But now... the best part.. My hold was stacked with Nomad 'trinkets' and marines and their supplies for... 2 weeks?
No way i could haul more. So hussled back to Akabat, engines on full. Here it comes... Then traffic control steps in. " You are to divert to Taba station" they said "for immediate unloading" they said. I asked how long it would take them "Ooh only 10 minutes... just stand by on the landing pad Tanaka" they said...

It took 'em 50 minutes, 50!
Commander Davids stayed at the Freeport to chat with this Rheinlander that had arrived there. And I got stuck on Taba, waiting for the unloading cavalry and the white jackets shouting "Gently! Gently!" and a bunch of laughing marines... you get the picture...

And of course by the time they were done... Commander Davids was back with better things to do.

Can't these guys in storage go after their stuff themselves next time? At least the Neferti got to spit some plasma and take a few punches! Poor Girl.

Signing off

Agent "Slicer" Tanaka

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