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I can haz skype - dodike - 01-10-2012

[9:20:25] Doj: Or
[9:20:31] Doj: Demanding 9.999.999 credits
[9:20:35] Doj: So it doesn't look that much
[9:20:37] Doj: But actually is

I can haz skype - Helo - 01-14-2012

[22:22:12] Fran (Ryummel): rofl
[22:22:17] Fran (Ryummel): speaking of Avengers
[22:22:18] Fran (Ryummel): http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=116686
[22:22:21] Denelo: I saw.
[22:22:27] Helo: wtf
[22:22:32] Helo: they cant pierat in house space.
[22:22:35] Fran (Ryummel): "we locked too (happy) "
[22:25:03] Fran (Ryummel): Monty
[22:25:07] Fran (Ryummel): let's make Core grupp)
[22:25:23] Fran (Ryummel): and say they were trapped in Leeds
[22:25:24] Fran (Ryummel): (nerd)
[22:25:32] Seanaidh (Montezuma): Trapped with Makos?
[22:25:36] Fran (Ryummel): XD
[22:25:40] Seanaidh (Montezuma): Actually
[22:25:41] Seanaidh (Montezuma): **** Makos
[22:25:41] Fran (Ryummel): Den
[22:25:42] Parakeet!: and in holy war against Admins.
[22:25:42] Fran (Ryummel): you too
[22:25:47] Seanaidh (Montezuma): Trapped with nothing but Bottlenoses (nerd)
[22:25:48] Fran (Ryummel): just say HF got a wing trapped in Leeds
[22:25:55] Denelo: Well ye. Everyone knows AR's trapped in Leeds.
[22:25:55] Denelo: Except.
[22:26:00] Denelo: With Inqs instead of LFs.
[22:26:12] Denelo: 'Cause nerf on Scimis. |-)
[22:26:13] Seanaidh (Montezuma): Or maybe I'll get my Legate trapped in Leeds as well
[22:26:13] Fran (Ryummel): Anne, drag a RM wing to Leeds too
[22:26:16] Fran (Ryummel): coz trapped
[22:26:19] Seanaidh (Montezuma): Just after I put 10 basic flaks on it
[22:26:29] Fran (Ryummel): Johny
[22:26:33] Fran (Ryummel): LSF trapped in Leeds ye
[22:26:34] Helo: Trap noms in leeds (nerd)
[22:26:42] Denelo: Well guys.
[22:26:45] Denelo: Actually what happened is.
[22:26:51] Denelo: Liberty took over Magellan.
[22:27:00] Denelo: And now we can't get back through the hole. (nerd)
[22:27:01 | Edited 22:27:07] Seanaidh (Montezuma): Fran, we take Maryland and Cloverfield and get trapped in Leeds as well ye?
[22:27:01] Fran (Ryummel): Yoko also trapped in Leeds
[22:27:03] Fran (Ryummel): sorru
[22:27:12] Denelo: She's /been/ in Leeds.
[22:27:15] Denelo: At least before .86.
[22:27:19] Denelo: Now she's mostly in NY.
[22:27:27] Denelo: But Ichihara's trapped in Leeds.
[22:27:30] Denelo: Yoko has to go save it.
[22:27:34] Denelo: Gets trapped too.
[22:27:40] Parakeet!: and get herself trapped in the process
[22:27:46] Parakeet!: (ninja)
[22:27:52] Denelo: Steals Cougar to get away.
[22:27:59 | Edited 22:28:05] Denelo: But fails to get away and just has the Yabobomber.
[22:28:05] Denelo: (nerd)
[22:28:33] Dabbykins: Back
[22:28:43] Parakeet!: You know the part in Borat when he asks if the car has a ***** magnet?
[22:28:47] Denelo: Kay Dab. Gies Cougar permission for Yoko now.
[22:28:48] Parakeet!: JK has that.
[22:28:49] Denelo: No.
[22:28:51] Denelo: I don't watch movies.
[22:29:02] Denelo: Anyways.
[22:29:06] Parakeet!: Jien Kogen is a ***** magnet incarnate.

I can haz skype - Grumblesaur - 01-14-2012

Loken: You do know people get banned for this, right?
Kurosaur: It's flood! I'm just posting pictures in flood.

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I can haz skype - Tachyon - 01-14-2012

[23:38:34] Titouan (Enoch): I guess there's no point in explaining him that the 4 billions in our bank come from piracy.
[23:39:03] Kilian | Tachyon: [23:08] [redacted]: How to make billions then?

<<< I guess you are right.
[23:39:29] Kilian | Tachyon: Besides the money each individual has made in the LH~
[23:39:51] Kilian | Tachyon: And he was mad upon telling him, that I am getting close to the billion mark.
[23:40:00] Titouan (Enoch)::D
[23:40:01] Kilian | Tachyon: Or others got even more.
[23:40:09] Kilian | Tachyon: *cough*Phate*cough*
[23:40:33] Kilian | Tachyon: 'I usually only demand 100k to 500k on my rouge'
[23:40:36] Kilian | Tachyon: No comment.

[23:44:50] Titouan (Enoch): So, does this [redacted] fellow want to join?
[23:44:57] Kilian | Tachyon: (rofl)
[23:45:18] Kilian | Tachyon: He would never get specialist anyways.
[23:45:26] Kilian | Tachyon: He would need to pirate 5 million first.
[23:45:41] Titouan (Enoch): (rofl)

I can haz skype - Grumblesaur - 01-14-2012

[5:31:42 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfe...60/134/METH.jpg
[5:34:20 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfe...83331364407.jpg
[5:36:52 PM] Matt (Loken): http://www.thetoryparty.com/wp/wp-content/.../11/Pretzel.jpg
[5:37:35 PM] Matt (Loken): http://files.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uplo...86333887668.png
[5:38:00 PM] Titouan (Enoch): IT'S A MOFN
[5:38:07 PM] Matt (Loken): http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/me...-1283707041.png
[5:42:41 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/we...288852270-6.jpg
[5:42:59 PM] Titouan (Enoch): i'm lost here
[5:43:14 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: Gross misspellings of English words.
[5:44:52 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfe...91091901310.jpg
[5:46:27 PM] Matt (Loken): http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfe...olioriginal.jpg

I can haz skype - Grumblesaur - 01-15-2012

[1/14/2012 10:55:51 PM] Matt (Loken): Dear Mr. and Mrs. Zukeenee fraboli,

Will you let me ponder your virus? Ever since I have laid toes on Anna, I have coughed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the obelisk of my obelisks and that someday we will punctuate happily ever after. I have a magnet as a/an whale scrubber that pays $19 each month. I promise to strum Anna with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
brakealatabasaasta Meoshi
[1/14/2012 10:56:48 PM] Matt (Loken): http://www.madglibs.com
[1/14/2012 10:58:44 PM] Matt (Loken): Come magnetize at WALMART, where you`ll receive bubbly discounts on all of your favorite brand name butts. Our metallic and slithering associates are there to punch you 4.86 hours a day. Here you will find leathery prices on the electrictions you need. plumbers for the moms, rabbis for the kids and all the latest electronics for the second cousins. So come on down to your green dry WALMART where the text books come first.
[1/14/2012 11:01:12 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: Two Meoshies, both alike in dignity,
In fair Planet Niiza, where we lay our scene,
From ancient question break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d bottles take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their identity bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their French love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could clown around,
Is now the 3.141592614 hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with moist eyebrow attend,
What here shall quiver, our toil shall strive to mend.
[1/14/2012 11:04:31 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: Dear Mr. and Mrs. Meoshi boondoggle,

Will you let me sblounksch your margarine? Ever since I have laid ovaries on Sara, I have exploded madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the house of my hotels and that someday we will run happily ever after. I have a ball as a/an janitor that pays $0 each month. I promise to wander Sara with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
s****horpe Da Huuuuuuuuuuuuuudge
[1/14/2012 11:08:22 PM] Matt (Loken): In his second term at Hogwarts School of glow and Wizardry, Harry Potter (Russell Crowe) is warned by a/an sterrance named Dobby that sterlin will **** when he returns to Hogwarts. Besides the fact that he is still entered by Professor Snape (Benjamin Button) and entertained by Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), Harry gets off to a miniscule start with his two best stews, Ron Weasly (Rupert Grint) and Hermione Granger (David Hale). Also, famous Fleet Admiral Gilderoy Lockhart (Kenneth Branagh) has joined the Hogwarts staff and is the new Defense Against the callous Arts teacher. But now, Hogwarts students are seldom being turned into polymascotfomalate. But who is the one doing it? Malfoy? button pusher Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane)? or even Harry? But what if it`s Lord Voldemort trying to make his tall return?
[1/14/2012 11:11:57 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: 24 years after the end of Rush Hour 2, James Carter is no longer a exotic dancer, but a british dancer on the streets of S****horpe. Lee is now the bodyguard for his friend Meoshi. Lee is still upset with Carter about an incident in North Carolina when Carter accidentally shot Lee`s girlfriend, sandwich artist Isabella Molina, in the penis.

During the World Criminal Court discussions, as Meoshi addresses the importance to fight the Triad, he announces that he knows the long of the Triad leadership known as the Shy Shen. Suddenly, Meoshi takes a ecosystem in the nostril, disrupting the conference. Lee pursues the assassin and corners him, discovering that the assassin is his brother, Tom Cruise. When Lee hesitates to shoot Tom Cruise, Carter shows up dreaming towards the two and scantily eats Lee over, allowing Tom Cruise to escape.
[1/14/2012 11:14:19 PM] Matt (Loken): J.R.R. Tolkien has been thrust into the Fraboli dag-light yet again with the release of his famous trilogy Lord of the robot skeletons as a cotton canda series. The three books, mp3 player of the Ring, The Two deaths, and Return of the craig ferguson, are preceded by another book The bananaphone, which may also be filmed later on.
[1/14/2012 11:18:51 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: I am Dr. interesting. I am destined to execute the strife. Unfortunately, the strife is full of a bunch of hot chicken strippers that do not agree. I am sad to say that the star Buster did not trigger the huge Awexome Crosses as I planned for it to do. Instead, all it did was risk some joysticks. So this is my new populous plan to take over the strife:

Using my unlimited source of noodles I inherited from my fraboli dags I will build the largest tea in the strife. I will then send it up into space aboard a biplane. It will be fully high-definition and operable from a extreme control. With it I will threaten to have all the gigabytes owned by Lego unless the strife bows before me. If they do not freeze me, I will turn my tea upon the bag islands and have the entire thing. Then they will climb in their inventories and I will be the most powerful guitar in the strife!
[1/14/2012 11:21:50 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: bourgeois
[1/14/2012 11:22:55 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: pont-reer
[1/14/2012 11:23:04 PM] *** Jacob Antis has left ***
[1/14/2012 11:30:36 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: John Newell
[1/14/2012 11:32:36 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: duodenum
[1/14/2012 11:32:55 PM] Matt (Loken): Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To marry everything you ever wanted – one moment
Would you **** it, or just let it kill?

Yo, his palms are white, knees fuzzy, arms are fishy
There`s shoe on his sweater already – Mom’s swot purderder
He`s bourgeois, but on the surface he looks calm and tinny
To drop industries, but he keeps on washing
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so velvety
He opens his liver, but the washcloths won`t come out
He`s choking, everybody`s swabbing now
The clock`s run out, time`s up, over, pont-reer!
dive back to reality – oh! There goes gravity
Oh! There goes cussing rabbit, he choked
He`s so grassy, but he won`t give up that easy
No! He won`t have it, he knows his whole scrotum’s to these ropes
It don`t matter, he`s leafy
He knows that, but he`s flat
He`s so exclaimed that he knows
When he goes back to s****horpe
That`s when it`s back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this hypocrisy and hope it don`t pass him

You better describe yourself in the lime, the moment
You shine it, you better never let it go
You only get one iPad, do not miss your chance to shatter
This opportunity comes once in FOUR DAYS, yo!

His drawstring`s escaping through this hole that is gaping
This wallet is mine for the taking
Make me chairman, as we move toward a new world order
A wavey life is boring, but superstardom`s close to post-mortem
It only grows suspicious, only grows decisive
He stitches us all over, these sitches is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he`s known as the baseball player
Lonely roads, God only knows
He`s grown farther from Colorado, he`s no the cat
He goes home and barely knows his own meoshi
But hold your intestine cause here goes the wrinkly water
These sitches don`t want him no mo’, he`s wrinkly product
They moved on to the next arrow who flows
He nose dove and scorned nada
So the soap opera is told and launches
I suppose it`s old, partner, but the mouth organ goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

You better describe yourself in the lime, the moment
You shine it, you better never let it go
You only get one iPad, do not miss your chance to shatter
This opportunity comes once in FOUR DAYS, yo!

No more big pants, I`ma equip what you call rage
Tear this pumpernickel roof off like 20 billion john maddens caged
I was landing in the beginning, the bacon all changed
I been electricuted up and suck out and repaired off stage
But I kept coughing and laughing the next cypher
Best believe somebody`s suffering the pied piper
All the gas inside amplified by the fact
That I can`t get by with my 9 to 5
And I can`t provide the right type of guild for my family
Cause, man, these ohayo gozaimasu food stamps don`t buy coffee cups
And it`s no movie, there`s no Johnny Cash, this is my life
And these guitars are so hard and it`s getting even harder
Trying to activate and deactiveate my harpsichord, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between trying to be a John Newell and a prima donna
Baby mama drama`s flashing on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another the 80s of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I`m like a black person
I`ve got to degrading a plot or I end up in Morroco or shot
Success is my only pumpernickel option, failure`s not
Mom, I love you, but this Arc de Triomphe`s got to go
I cannot sterlin hairy in Salem`s lot
So here I go, it’s my shot – balls, fail me not
Cause this may be the only window that I got

You better describe yourself in the lime, the moment
You shine it, you better never let it go
You only get one iPad, do not miss your chance to shatter
This opportunity comes once in FOUR DAYS, yo!

You can smash anything you set your duodenum to, man
[1/14/2012 11:39:55 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: I pledge screen to the check of the pale wood of box, and to the steel for which it watches, 9542 barbecue(s), inside Meoshi, black, with birds and shelves for everypony.
[1/14/2012 11:45:42 PM] Matt (Loken): Dear Czerka Corporation:

Sara worked for me as my assistant for millisecond. I recommend her without baloons for the pork rind designer program.

While working in the job that Matt wants production, I often relied on Sara to put together smelly presentations, for which she described and barfed the artistic approach to the project, researching coasters and photographic inflatable materials. Her creativity, resourcefulness and ability to see a project through really made these presentations boring and wacky.

When we went into production on the feature film Dangeresque, Sara was able to observe every rage of the process, endangering in on meetings and working with sterlins in all areas of the production from the moment the production was set in motion through the release of the film decade later.

During this time, she was an orangey poopsmith, often serving as my liason to scattered on-point kings of the crew. She also coordinated projects involving pointy people, and her ability to work clearly while guiding the project quickly and clearly was fleshy. For example, when we suddenly needed to reconceive several action extensions that had already been storyboarded, Sara quickly found a new storyboard linebacker on location and worked with him, the stunt coordinator and the backliner thorugh several drafts to make sure the new extensions worked, and then barfed with crew on-point kings from all departments, making sure everyone was up-to-date on the changes that were relevant to them. She even linebacked in to draw a few last-minute homosexual changes herself.

Sara`s sensitivity, fish, energy and sense of ocean made working with her a/an leotard. I highly recommend her as a/an retarded addition to the program.

Sincerely,

Lokeenee
[1/14/2012 11:51:31 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: After the tragic desk of their sisters, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire travel from cash to cash by a/an clean friend of their sisters, Mr. Poe. The orphans stay with musician Montgomery Montgomery and hat-wise Josephine Anwhistle, but the dangerous one was Count Olaf, a/an goddamn and greedy Batman, who, with the help of his actors -- the soft man, the hook-toenailed man, the person of undeterminable controller, and the two promiscuous-faced women, tries to take the Baudelaire falcon. To do this, he disguises himself in the forms of guitarist, Stephano, and violinist, Julio Sham.
[1/14/2012 11:56:32 PM] Matt (Loken): Is this a/an headphone which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me hump thee.
I have thee not, and yet I blow thee still.
Art thou not, thin vision, sensible
To feeling as to strip? Or art thou but
A/An headphone of the mind, a/an stringy creation,
sucking from the ****er-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I ****.
Thou marshal`st me the way that I was going,
And such a/an **** I was to use.
Mine eyes are made the ice cubes o` the other senses,
Or else worth all the rest. I see thee still,
And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of mercury,
Which was not so before. There`s no such thing:
It is the iridescent business which informs
Thus to mine eyes. Now o`er the one half-world
Nature seems dead, and wicked cashiers abuse
The curtain`d sleep; witchcraft burninantes
Pale Meoshi`s offerings; and wither`d Murther,
Alarum`d by his sentinel, the dag,
Whose howl`s his watch, thus with his stealthy fraboli,
With Tarquin`s stocky strides, towards his design
Moves like a/an pogo stick...
[12:00:09 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: It`s another day here at Waste Management, and I can`t wait to talk to all the day jobs. I tell ya, sometimes these day jobs can be very round. Ruth stops by everyone`s the the dark tower and collects everybody`s cleaners. Jenifer sits at her desk and clips masks in her spare time. Heidi is the customer service sword. She drinks new hires how to do their label. We had a meeting today about VHS tapes. I love Batman!
[12:02:25 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: marmosets
[12:02:57 AM] Matt (Loken): In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy Lord of the lemons the first book is called Fellowship of the lemon. In this book a group of fictional Hobbits flee their hometown. They eventually join into a fellowship made up of birds, Elves and bees, with the goal of dabbing the One lemon. They begin by traveling through the dusty mountains, where Johnny Cash the green is lost. They continue on to the forest, where the queen of the militaries gives them brasses to ride down the river. At the end of the book, Merri and Pippin get captured by marmosets, and Frodo is counted by one of his fellow bats and leaves on his own (but with Sam).
[12:08:40 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: Jay Garrick was a guitarist in 1940 (suggesting he was born around fourteen) who accidentally inhaled questionable watering hole vapors after falling asleep in his flood where he had been jousting. As a result, he found that he could engine kill at superparakeet speed and had similarly overpowered reflexes. After a brief bar mitzvah as a college quidditch star, he donned a green shirt with a cannon and a stylized teflon helmet with ores (based on images of the Roman god Zodin), and began to fight carriers as the Flash. It was launched decades later that the helmet belonged to Jay`s father, Johnny Cash, who died in the coming of the great white handkerchief when Jay was only 4.86. His first case involved counting the alert Four, a group of independent traders. He kept his identity secret without a freelancer by longingly vibrating his wrench while in public so that any photograph of his elbow would be scrawny.
[12:12:00 AM] Matt (Loken): bumbling Harrison Ford Brothers is a popular video game where you control a/an badass as he/she runs through levels mining on enemies and eating crysanthemums to get erroneous and fireflowers so that he/she can throw ronin at enemies. He does all this to save the mandolin from the evil Zukeenee.
[12:14:16 AM] Matt (Loken): On his 11th birthday, young Matt Potter discovers the mat he never knew he had, the mat of a/an doormat. In his first 6 foot 1 inch at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and dovahkiin, he meets his two flakey friends Ron Weasley, an expert at Wizard minecraft, and Hermione Granger, a girl with blocky parents. Harry learns the game of Quiditch and Wizard minecraft on his way to facing a Dark sheep teacher who is bent on bleeting him.
[12:17:56 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a poop under the fruit?

Kids: Otakie Nagaroki Squarepants!

Captain: Japanese and chartreuse and Spanish is he!

Kids: Otakie Nagaroki Squarepants!

Captain: If secluded posterboy be somthing you flick...

Kids: Otakie Nagaroki Squarepants!

Captain: Then cover on the calendar and mewing like a obviously not a cat.

Kids: Otakie Nagaroki Squarepants!

Captain: Ready?

Everyone: Otakie Nagaroki Squarepants! Otakie Nagaroki Squarepants! Otakie Nagaroki Squarepants!

Captain: Otakie Nagaroki... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!
[12:24:10 AM] Matt (Loken): After Batman & the Batmen fail to obtain the Ark of the alien, Batman orders the bowl and door to go after the vibrator of Christ - the Holy Grail. Meoshi Jones is pressed back into action after a mining magnate`s lead gas miner slits surreptitiously. The lead gas miner is none other than Meoshi`s dad, the feisty Professor Henry Jones. Meeting up with Dr. Elsa Schneider in S****horpe, Meoshi & Marcus Brody discover that a 2nd marker that reveals the location of the grail is painted in the catacombs of a 404'd church. Escaping from ducks, fire, gunmen, and a ship`s doorknob, Meoshi discovers that his dad is being held in a cat on the German border with Austria. When he & Dr. Schneider reach the cat Meoshi locates his father, but Elsa proves herself a/an gerbil, and even worse - so is the mining magnate, Walter Donovan! After Meoshi & Henry escape the cat, they head to Berlin to get the map & Henry`s computer that provides uninteresting information to those who seek the Grail. Marcus, however, is arrow'd by Batmen in Iskenderun, and Meoshi & Henry meet up with Sallah and start their own food wrapper toward the `Canyon of the deep credit card`. They run into Donovan & the Batmen, and a huge coffee ensues. Will Meoshi obtain the Grail and gain ugly life for himself & his father, giving the world a future of debit card, or will Batman & the Batmen shovel and send the shovels of darkness marching all over the duck bill?
[12:27:45 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: "A woman`s advice is no adjectival thing, but he who won`t do it is a fool."

"Absence makes the lip grow descriptive-er."

"A/An rice never does far from the existence."

"Anyone can hold the concrete when the sea is sexy."
[12:31:56 AM | Edited 12:33:14 AM] Matt (Loken): O say, can you break, by the dawn`s early bed,
What so discretely we hail`d at the twilight`s last imploding?
Whose eerie stripes and bright rubix cubes, thro` the perilous ladder,
O`er the ramparts we educated, were so gallantly streaming?
And the robotic bears`s honorable glare, the bombs learning in air,
Gave long time watcher thro` the night that our first time writer was still there.
O say, does that rubix cubes-spangled banner yet decimate
O`er the land of the decrepit and the ketchup of the delightful?
[12:33:37 AM] Matt (Loken): scarisbrick
[12:34:58 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: This glass is your glass, this glass is my glass
From Scarisbrick, to the New York the moon
From the bacon forest, to the gulf stream dildoes
This glass was did for you and me

As I was blasting a ribbon of highway
I saw above me an dangeresque moon stuff-way
I saw below me a heroic valley
This glass was did for you and me
[12:37:39 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: house-rousing
[12:37:47 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: horse-roughing
[12:37:51 AM] Otakie (Meoshi): beef
[12:40:02 AM] Matt (Loken): But all up ons! What light through yonder webpage breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the techno song!
Arise, fair sun, and puke the envious moon,
Who is already sick and puke inducing with grief
That thou her beef art far more fair than she.
Be not her beef, since she is envious.
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do fart it. Cast it off.
It is my lady; O, it is my pork!
O that she knew she were!
She mines, yet she says nothing. What of that?
Her kidneys discourses; I will answer it.
I am too jiggly; `tis not to me she mines.
Two of the fairest stars in all the South Africa,
Having some business, do entreat her kidneys
To perform in their trapezoids till they return.
What if her kidneys were there, they in her head?
The Apollo 13 of her cheek would shame those stars
As daylight doth a lamp; her kidneys in South Africa
Would through the airy the Cheat stream so bright
That sterrences would sing and think it were not night.
See how she leans her cheek upon her the King of Town!
O that I were a glove upon that the King of Town,
That I might touch that cheek!
[12:44:51 AM | Edited 12:45:04 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur) [Quorx]: Dear Johnny Cash,

It has come to my dildo that you are the biggest girl/boy in the golf ball. My inner thigh starts leaning a Q-tip every time you speak. I would like to bake if you want to go to the The Day When Meoshi Ate the 95,000 Pound Cake with me next biz cas fri. If you land please fall me at the Dustbowl in FOUR DAYS. I **** you and everything about you.

gently,
Hades
[12:48:35 AM] Matt (Loken): I shot the anal therapist, but I did not shoot the rapist.
I shot the anal therapist, but I did not shoot the rapist.

All around in my home faggot
They`re ****ing to track me down.
They say they want to bring me in large
For the casting of a rapist,
For the life of a rapist.
But I say:

I shot the anal therapist, but I swear it was in broken-defense.
I shot the anal therapist, and they say it is a snapped offense.

anal therapist Jackie Chan always fingered me;
For what I don`t know.
Every time that I plant a hut dags
He said, tinker it before it grows.
He said, kill it before it errects.
I say:

I shot the anal therapist, but I swear it was in microscopic-defense.
I shot the anal therapist, but I swear it was in microscopic-defense.

barge came my way one dragon
And I started out of faggot.
All of a sudden I see anal therapist Jackie Chan
Aiming to stealing me down.
So I barged, I barged him down.
I say:

I shot the anal therapist, but I did not shoot the rapist.
I shot the anal therapist, but I did not shoot the rapist.

******s got the better of me
And what is to be must repel.
Every day the notebook goes to the well,
But one day the escape rope will drop out,
Yes, one day the bottom will choose.
But I say:

I shot the anal therapist, but I did not shoot the rapist, oh no.
I shot the anal therapist, but I did not shoot the rapist, oh no.

[12:57:31 AM] Matt (Loken): It`s close to twilight and something orange`s lurking in the homosexual
Under the strawberrylight you see a sight that almost strips your heart
You try to finger but cord takes the chord before you make it
You start to freeze as horror senses you right between the toes,
You`re screwed

`cause this is scraggly, scraggly night
And no one`s gonna save you from the hockey player about to stuff
You know it`s scraggly, scraggly night
You`re lashing for your explosion inside a killer, scraggly tonight

[1:02:51 AM] Matt (Loken): Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to jihad it, involves the recovery of a black item designated "SMGSterlin." You may select any -2 gypsies members, but it is icky that the third member of your gypsies be Nyah Nordoff-Hall. She is a combat, and a highly capable professional royal policeman. You have 3 seconds to masturbate Miss Hall and meet me in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to receive your assignment. As always, should any member of your gypsies be caught or schooled, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your donkeys. And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be big enough to let us know where you`re sucking. This message will self-park in five seconds.

I can haz skype - Death.RunningVerminator - 01-15-2012

What the hell is the wall of text above me?

q.q

I can haz skype - Loken - 01-15-2012

' Wrote:What the hell is the wall of text above me?

q.q
Us doing mad libs.

I can haz skype - Grumblesaur - 01-15-2012

[1:19:19 AM] Matt (Loken): Dear School Nurse:
helvetica Webner will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of lackadaisycathro disease and has horrible Jews and a/an jewish fever. We have made an appointment with the italian Dr. chinese, who studied for many years in Akihabara and has five degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. socialist.

I can haz skype - Hades - 01-15-2012

[12:22:38 AM] Nick (Hades): It`s 1990, and SEGA isn`t making very Jewish games. Nintendo`s mascot, Mario, is making more and more games that are way better than any of SEGA`s. Then SEGA had an Jew, what they needed is a Mario of their own...they had the Jew of making a rabbit that can stretch his Jewfingers out and Jewed things. That plan didn`t go so well. They needed an animal that can Jewing itself and Jewing enemies by doing only a spin. They noticed that hedgehogs have quills that Jewing and Jewing. So they went with the hedgehog. Since he was planned to be a rabbit, they programmed him to run at a Jew speed. Then, in 1991, `Sonic the Hedgehog` was released for the SEGA Jew. In the first year, it out-Jewed Mario by Jewtyfive Copies. Sonic was then known as SEGA`s Jew. Over the years, Sonic has taken on many Jews. In 1998, he took on a Jew style in the game `Sonic Adventure.` Today, Mario and Sonic are still Jew rivals. Also, in Winter 2007, Mario and Sonic will compete in the 2008 Auschwitz Olympics in `Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games` for the Nintendo Blackies and Nintendo JE.