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Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 09-27-2009
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
Words cannot express... I can't think... It's...
Well.
Once upon a time, in a star system called New York, there was a Brakelatabasaasta. His name was, surprisingly enough, Brakelatabasaasta. One day, he heard funny voices in his head. "Oh!" Said the Brakelatabasaasta, "It's my Keepy-friends! They've come back!" So, the Brakelatabasaasta took off in his itty-bitty Starblazer named Bert, and went on a quest. He searched high and low, and side-to-side, but the Brakelatabasaasta had no luck finding his Keepy-friends. This made him sad. He pleaded and pleaded for their guidance, but none came.
Then, like a magical plot device, a nice man came into the New York system and said that he would tell Brakelatabasaasta where his friends were... for a price. Brakelatabasaasta scraped together all of his pocket change and came up with the price that the nice man was asking. "The Pittsburgh Debris. Don't be followed," he said. The Brakelatabasaasta could hardly contain his happiness! Ever so sneakily, he made his way from Manhattan to the first tradelane. No one following. He flew in the whoosh-rings, and came upon the second lane. Still no one following. He came to Pittsburgh. The coast was still clear. So the Brakelatabasaasta began his trek into the dark, scary debris field.
But what's this? A contact! A Vorpman, coming in from the port side! "No!" thought the Brakelatabasaasta, "He'll ruin everything!" The Brakelatabasaasta made a sharp turn, hoping to lead the Vorpman away, but it was too late! The Vorpman had seen the Keepy-people, and was heading straight for them! "You were followed!" shouted the nice man. "The Keepers are angry. The deal's off."
Filled with apologies, the Brakelatabasaasta desperately followed in the blue, squishy wake of the Keepy-peoples, hoping to regain their friendship. But before the Brakelatabasaasta could make a sound, the Vorpman fired a missile! And another! And in the blink of an eye, Bert the Starblazer and his Brakelatabasaastian occupant were made a small addition to the already impressive debris field.
Only a few seconds later, the Brakelatabasaasta awoke in his dumpster-home on Manhattan (which often happens to him after he gets shot really badly), full of sadness, fear, shame, and, most of all, rage. The Vorpman. The Vorpman had ruined EVERYTHING. His one chance at finally meeting his bestest friends face-to-tentacle, and the Vorpman destroyed it all. The Vorpman would pay. He would feel the same, deep sadness that Brakelatabasaasta was now feeling. Death was too good for this... this man. This monster. The Vorpman would suffer, oh yes. Brakelatabasaasta would make sure of it.
Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 10-03-2009
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
Well well well welly-well. Where to start? Tell me where to start, magic life-mask!
*click click chirp tweet*
Okay, we'll start there, then.
So a few days ago, there was this guy, and he was all like "Ha ha ha! You can't see me, 'cuz I'm stealthy!" And I was like, "Follow!" and he was like "No, you can't do that! I'm stealthy!" But I did anyway. Yeah, he got pretty mad. He tried to shake me off his tail a bunch of times, but I had already used my super-sticky Brakelatabasaasta glue. His efforts were futile.
Then he said, "I'ma go home now," and I was all, "Follow!" and we went to a scary spiky-explodey place, and then through a magic-metal-shiny-claw, and then it was all cold and full of ice-things. Then we went though a funny Colour out of Space, which did not drain the life and color out of me as I had expected it to, but we suddenly appeared in a green-place with flatrocks and flatships. And the guy was all, "Home!" and I was like, "Your home is weird!" And there were other people, and they were all, "Do you want to join the Order?" And I was all, "No. I just like to follow people." And then I went and gave the big white planet-thing a hug.
Later, I got a message from a guy saying that the evil Vorpy-man has received yet another bounty on me. WHO THE FISH IS PUTTING BOUNTIES ON BRAKELATABASAASTA?! What have I done? Nothing! That's what. You people make no sense. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that makes sense in the entire space-place.
Then today, I went out and started talking with my Dunny-baby, who was stopping people on the whoosh-rings to give out candy. I think. I never saw him, though. Soon, a guy called me and was all, "Hey man, you better stop talking unless you've got a big ship." And I was all, "Hey man, who are you to tell Brakelatabasaasta what to do?" And he started talking about Councils, and "Gebs", and all sorts of death-toys that he had (was he trying to threaten me?), and that I shouldn't be talking, because... well, he was never clear on that. But he clearly had no sense of humor. And got angry at me for talking a lot. So just for him, I began to talk TWICE as much.
But soon after, I came across some guys who were putting on a light show! It was really pretty, with blues and yellows and reds... and then an explosion! After the explosion cleared, there were a bunch of thingies in the space, which I picked up. And hey! Guess what they were! The "nuclear mine" things that I got a launcher for from that one guy all those days ago! I literally quivered with joy and flavor.
I went to play with my new toys and share them with some Rogue-type guys... but, well, it was very sad. I dropped a few of the nuclear-thingies so that the Rogue-types could play too... but they a'sploded. Maybe they were allergic.
And that's about it, really. So let's try putting on this magic life-mask and OH GOD! OH MY FISH! MY FACE! I CAN'T FEEL MY PARTS, MY FACE IS ON FI--
Yeah let's not do that again.
Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 10-31-2009
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
*yawn*
Oh, I haven't been here in a while. Well, today I saw some people, and we did some stuff, and I gave people a lot of not-actually-money-but-they-think-it-is.
And then I got the spoiled meats, and lost them, and got them again, and lost them again. But guys, this shield is made out of some sort of plastic. How will it protect me from the watersword? I mean, not only do the pebbles roll down my face, but my face rolls down the hand of the mapmaker. I land in the sea of ink, and it tastes pretty bad. Needs more bony fish. Barracudas.
The oats still need to be stirred. Somebody wake that Quakerman and get him to work. Lazy... Well, what else? Oh. I need someone to lend me some more moss. I used all mine in an epic struggles with the Rocks today. Now I don't have any left for a rub-down.
Ugh. So tired. Can you see my tiredness through my lack of loud-talk?
Also, I haven't seen Vorpralmeany around for quite some time now. Maybe he's gone for good. Maybe he's finally dead. I guess the last 'splosion might have 'sploded him. In any suitcase, I guess the bountiful fruits of hunt are fulfilled. Next time I see a cat squashed on the street, I'll celebrate accordingly. You can't celebrate without squashed cat, after all.
Oh, one last thing:
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Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 11-04-2009
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
I've found a new way to talk to myself! It may prove to be extremely useful, or extremely annoying. gently-men and robots, I present to you... Chat Log.
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I began the day like any other. A greeting to New York.
Brakelatabasaasta: Umber-hum.
Brakelatabasaasta: Raise your hand if you're in New York!
Lurker: ayee
Brakelatabasaasta: I never said Simon says! You lose!
Brakelatabasaasta: Raise your hand if you're in New York!
Lurker: ayee
Brakelatabasaasta: I never said Simon says! You lose!
Then I found a poor, lost little squid.
Brakelatabasaasta: You look lost.
CHaos.: ***darkname....answers(?)***
Brakelatabasaasta: What are you doing so far from home?
CHaos.: ***no...song....outcast....***
CHaos.: ***must.....find....lightsong***
CHaos.: ***darkname....answers(?)***
Brakelatabasaasta: What are you doing so far from home?
CHaos.: ***no...song....outcast....***
CHaos.: ***must.....find....lightsong***
He was cute. We talked a bit, and then he left to find a light. Or a song. Or something. So after the baby-squid left, I partook of some of my usual recreation...
Synth.Foods|004: I see you went a blew yourself up....
Brakelatabasaasta: Lies!
Brakelatabasaasta: I did no such thing.
Synth.Foods|004: THen why did you " self inflicted catostrohpic decompressonize"
Brakelatabasaasta: SHHHHHHH.
Brakelatabasaasta: Just
Brakelatabasaasta: SHHHHHHHH.
Brakelatabasaasta: Lies!
Brakelatabasaasta: I did no such thing.
Synth.Foods|004: THen why did you " self inflicted catostrohpic decompressonize"
Brakelatabasaasta: SHHHHHHH.
Brakelatabasaasta: Just
Brakelatabasaasta: SHHHHHHHH.
And... some other stuff happened, too. Like diseased people. And toxic foods. And hearing aids. And then, a complete stranger arrived!
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, Theo! You finally came! I thought I'd never see you again!
Theophilus: Say what now?
Brakelatabasaasta: Now what say?
Theophilus: Say what now?
Brakelatabasaasta: Now what say?
Followed buy a gift of friends. There were light shows, and we all had so much fun! Then a Liberty Bigship showed up.
Twilight.Crow: Look!
Twilight.Crow: Battleship!
Brakelatabasaasta: I'm gonna play with the battleships now!
Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel.
Twilight.Crow: *laughs, slapping his knee*
Brakelatabasaasta: Ah, my head...
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship!
Twilight.Crow: Uh...
Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel.
Synth.Foods|004: I assume he isnt playing with a full deck.....
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, my head...
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship!
Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, my head...
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship!
Brakelatabasaasta: ...
Brakelatabasaasta: I think I'll leave it alone.
Twilight.Crow: Battleship!
Brakelatabasaasta: I'm gonna play with the battleships now!
Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel.
Twilight.Crow: *laughs, slapping his knee*
Brakelatabasaasta: Ah, my head...
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship!
Twilight.Crow: Uh...
Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel.
Synth.Foods|004: I assume he isnt playing with a full deck.....
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, my head...
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship!
Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, my head...
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship!
Brakelatabasaasta: ...
Brakelatabasaasta: I think I'll leave it alone.
But the real fun started when the big museum-robot-guy came along... I asked him some questions!
Brakelatabasaasta: So tell me, mister robot-bot... why are you 1.4?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::This unit is DSE S.E. AI version 1.4::
Brakelatabasaasta: What's the D stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Query::What D does ship:Brakelat--something:: refer to?::
Brakelatabasaasta: DSE S.E. AI... What's the D for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering::
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the S stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering::
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the E stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::~~BZzzZt~ ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering::
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the other S stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::System Error:----:System Error::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Querying internal command core::
Brakelatabasaasta: So the S.E. stands for... system error?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::----BEEP-----::
Brakelatabasaasta: Deep Space Engineering System Error... what's the A stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::BEEP--------Protocol B1::
Brakelatabasaasta: Okay. So, it's Deep Space Engineering, System Error... Beep B1?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::BEEP::--Hostile Core overload detected::Activating M.A.D. Protocol::
Brakelatabasaasta: But A can't stand for B!
Brakelatabasaasta: Unlesss there's a C.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing Overload of Nomad Power Cell unit::
Brakelatabasaasta: And to get from point A to point C, you need the B.
Brakelatabasaasta: So wait.
Brakelatabasaasta: What was the D for again?
Twilight.Crow: Devilcakes, I think.
Brakelatabasaasta: Overload of a cell... is that... good?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Overload of Systems core online::Overload of Nuclear Power core activated::
Brakelatabasaasta: Devilcakes! Okay. So Devilcakes Space... what was the E for again?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Attaching to hostile ship::
Brakelatabasaasta: Attaching? Like velcro?
Twilight.Crow: Oh...
Twilight.Crow: AUGH!
Brakelatabasaasta: Oooh... that looks dirty.
Twilight.Crow: Get those dern claws off me!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: Commencing critical systems core overload::
Twilight.Crow: I'm gettin' outta here.
Brakelatabasaasta: So wait. Wait wait wait. Don't do it. Stop!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing self destruct sequence::
Brakelatabasaasta: Calm down!
Brakelatabasaasta: No! Wait! I need you to tell me what the D stands for again!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::This unit is DSE S.E. AI version 1.4::
Brakelatabasaasta: What's the D stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Query::What D does ship:Brakelat--something:: refer to?::
Brakelatabasaasta: DSE S.E. AI... What's the D for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering::
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the S stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering::
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the E stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::~~BZzzZt~ ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering::
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the other S stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::System Error:----:System Error::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Querying internal command core::
Brakelatabasaasta: So the S.E. stands for... system error?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::----BEEP-----::
Brakelatabasaasta: Deep Space Engineering System Error... what's the A stand for?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::BEEP--------Protocol B1::
Brakelatabasaasta: Okay. So, it's Deep Space Engineering, System Error... Beep B1?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::BEEP::--Hostile Core overload detected::Activating M.A.D. Protocol::
Brakelatabasaasta: But A can't stand for B!
Brakelatabasaasta: Unlesss there's a C.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing Overload of Nomad Power Cell unit::
Brakelatabasaasta: And to get from point A to point C, you need the B.
Brakelatabasaasta: So wait.
Brakelatabasaasta: What was the D for again?
Twilight.Crow: Devilcakes, I think.
Brakelatabasaasta: Overload of a cell... is that... good?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Overload of Systems core online::Overload of Nuclear Power core activated::
Brakelatabasaasta: Devilcakes! Okay. So Devilcakes Space... what was the E for again?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Attaching to hostile ship::
Brakelatabasaasta: Attaching? Like velcro?
Twilight.Crow: Oh...
Twilight.Crow: AUGH!
Brakelatabasaasta: Oooh... that looks dirty.
Twilight.Crow: Get those dern claws off me!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: Commencing critical systems core overload::
Twilight.Crow: I'm gettin' outta here.
Brakelatabasaasta: So wait. Wait wait wait. Don't do it. Stop!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing self destruct sequence::
Brakelatabasaasta: Calm down!
Brakelatabasaasta: No! Wait! I need you to tell me what the D stands for again!
Yeah, it got really confused, and started spinnin' and shootin' and latchin' on to things... and then he disappeared.
Brakelatabasaasta: So... did he... explode?
Twilight.Crow: I think so.
Twilight.Crow: I think so.
But then he came back.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh hey! He's back!
Twilight.Crow: OH NO!
Twilight.Crow: RUN!
Brakelatabasaasta: Hey! Wait! Stop!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Preparing to latch to hostile target::
Brakelatabasaasta: Wait! Stop!
Brakelatabasaasta: I need you to tell me what the D stands for.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Query Input Failed::
Twilight.Crow: AUGH!
Twilight.Crow: Git away!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile AI unit detected::Twilight Crow::
Brakelatabasaasta: Hey. HEY! Mister robot-bot. You're being weird.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Nomad Unit detected::Twilight crow::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Phantom unit detected::Twilight Crow
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Systems error::
Brakelatabasaasta: Crow! You never told me you were a Nomad AND a Phantom! Wow, two of my best friends, all in one!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile A.D.M.I.N. Unit detected::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Twilight Crow::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile::Civilian unit detected::Twilight crow::
Twilight.Crow: Uh oh.
Twilight.Crow: It's comin' back!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR::
Brakelatabasaasta: So Twilight.Crow. Are you gonna explain this to me? I never knew you were so many things.
Brakelatabasaasta: You've been hiding things from me!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Zoner Battleship detected::Twilight crow::
Twilight.Crow: Me neither kid, me neither. I just got a bad memory, I guess.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Rheinland Nomad Cruiser detected::Twilight Crow::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR::
Brakelatabasaasta: Cool! Your Salvager is a Rheinland Cruiser in disguise?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Activating Mining Arms::Latching to ship::Twilight Crow::
Brakelatabasaasta: Sooooo... you two hugging?
Twilight.Crow: Maybe if I keep reaaaaaaaaaaaaal still...
Twilight.Crow: *hyperventilating*
Twilight.Crow: AUGH!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing Critical Nuclear Code Meltodwn::
Twilight.Crow: Rah!
Brakelatabasaasta: What's that mean?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR::
Brakelatabasaasta: What was the S for again?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Phantom Unit detected::Jack Norris::
Brakelatabasaasta: Cool! So many Phantom friends!
Twilight.Crow: OH NO!
Twilight.Crow: RUN!
Brakelatabasaasta: Hey! Wait! Stop!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Preparing to latch to hostile target::
Brakelatabasaasta: Wait! Stop!
Brakelatabasaasta: I need you to tell me what the D stands for.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Query Input Failed::
Twilight.Crow: AUGH!
Twilight.Crow: Git away!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile AI unit detected::Twilight Crow::
Brakelatabasaasta: Hey. HEY! Mister robot-bot. You're being weird.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Nomad Unit detected::Twilight crow::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Phantom unit detected::Twilight Crow
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Systems error::
Brakelatabasaasta: Crow! You never told me you were a Nomad AND a Phantom! Wow, two of my best friends, all in one!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile A.D.M.I.N. Unit detected::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Twilight Crow::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile::Civilian unit detected::Twilight crow::
Twilight.Crow: Uh oh.
Twilight.Crow: It's comin' back!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR::
Brakelatabasaasta: So Twilight.Crow. Are you gonna explain this to me? I never knew you were so many things.
Brakelatabasaasta: You've been hiding things from me!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Zoner Battleship detected::Twilight crow::
Twilight.Crow: Me neither kid, me neither. I just got a bad memory, I guess.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Rheinland Nomad Cruiser detected::Twilight Crow::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR::
Brakelatabasaasta: Cool! Your Salvager is a Rheinland Cruiser in disguise?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Activating Mining Arms::Latching to ship::Twilight Crow::
Brakelatabasaasta: Sooooo... you two hugging?
Twilight.Crow: Maybe if I keep reaaaaaaaaaaaaal still...
Twilight.Crow: *hyperventilating*
Twilight.Crow: AUGH!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing Critical Nuclear Code Meltodwn::
Twilight.Crow: Rah!
Brakelatabasaasta: What's that mean?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR::
Brakelatabasaasta: What was the S for again?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Phantom Unit detected::Jack Norris::
Brakelatabasaasta: Cool! So many Phantom friends!
So many secrets! I never knew that this Twilightman was so many interesting things! Then, some secret agent man came with a secret agent plan and called a technician.
DSE)Wilson: What's wrong, officer?
=LSF=Jack.Norris: It has a serious software bug.
Twilight.Crow: You think?
Brakelatabasaasta: By the way, I had nothing to do with this malfunction. At all.
Brakelatabasaasta: Like, I was in a different room when it happened.
=LSF=Jack.Norris: It has a serious software bug.
Twilight.Crow: You think?
Brakelatabasaasta: By the way, I had nothing to do with this malfunction. At all.
Brakelatabasaasta: Like, I was in a different room when it happened.
And he fixed it.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::BEEP--System reboot code initiated::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE AI UNIT OFFLINE::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Booting up DSE AI unit::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Bootup overwritten::---Booting up default Windows OS file::
=LSF=Jack.Norris: WIndows?
=LSF=Jack.Norris: That explains a lot.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Error::Window OS failure::Referring to Basic Linux OS system::
Twilight.Crow: OH-
Twilight.Crow: We're doomed.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Opening Audio Arrays::Incoming communications::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Callsign::Norom Diputs::Patching global transmission::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Oy there, the bloody hell are you freaks o' nature doing to my beauty?!
=LSF=Jack.Norris: Preventing my ship from being mined.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "How the buggers did you guys manage to screw up the AI commands?!"
Brakelatabasaasta: I was just asking a question, sir! I didn't do anything!
=LSF=Jack.Norris: Don't look at ME.
Twilight.Crow: We asked it questions.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "WHAT THE !&@(%."
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "The code is all ruined!:
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "What the blazes did you do"
Brakelatabasaasta: Like I said. I've got nothing to do with this. Like, at all. I did nothing.
Twilight.Crow: Who did it, then?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Hold on...who's the smart alec who asked the Kiosk what D meant several times"
=LSF=Jack.Norris: Ahem.
=LSF=Jack.Norris: Brack.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. Um. That was... some other guy.
Brakelatabasaasta: His name was, like... Darkstar.
Brakelatabasaasta: Yeah. DarkStar.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Oy, you, Breake---whatever your cracked up name is...I...don't think...you did this"
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "What the buggers..."
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "I swear, if I find out any of you dolts did this....you'll be hearing from my lawyer"
Brakelatabasaasta: Yup. There was this guy named DarkStar, see, and he kept asking what the "D" was for.
Twilight.Crow: Yeah, that was Darkstar.
Brakelatabasaasta: I told him to stop, but he wouldn't listen!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Transmission Ended::Restoring Fixed State::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE AI unit online::Systems activated::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Bypassing Advertisements::Returning to Manhattan Orbit::
Brakelatabasaasta: So. Now that we're all better...
Brakelatabasaasta: What does the D-- wait. No. I know. Devilcakes.
Twilight.Crow: Yeah...
Twilight.Crow: Just go with that.
Brakelatabasaasta: Devilcakes it is, then.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Devil~~BSzztTTt~Deep Space Engineering::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE AI UNIT OFFLINE::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Booting up DSE AI unit::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Bootup overwritten::---Booting up default Windows OS file::
=LSF=Jack.Norris: WIndows?
=LSF=Jack.Norris: That explains a lot.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Error::Window OS failure::Referring to Basic Linux OS system::
Twilight.Crow: OH-
Twilight.Crow: We're doomed.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Opening Audio Arrays::Incoming communications::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Callsign::Norom Diputs::Patching global transmission::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Oy there, the bloody hell are you freaks o' nature doing to my beauty?!
=LSF=Jack.Norris: Preventing my ship from being mined.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "How the buggers did you guys manage to screw up the AI commands?!"
Brakelatabasaasta: I was just asking a question, sir! I didn't do anything!
=LSF=Jack.Norris: Don't look at ME.
Twilight.Crow: We asked it questions.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "WHAT THE !&@(%."
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "The code is all ruined!:
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "What the blazes did you do"
Brakelatabasaasta: Like I said. I've got nothing to do with this. Like, at all. I did nothing.
Twilight.Crow: Who did it, then?
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Hold on...who's the smart alec who asked the Kiosk what D meant several times"
=LSF=Jack.Norris: Ahem.
=LSF=Jack.Norris: Brack.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. Um. That was... some other guy.
Brakelatabasaasta: His name was, like... Darkstar.
Brakelatabasaasta: Yeah. DarkStar.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Oy, you, Breake---whatever your cracked up name is...I...don't think...you did this"
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "What the buggers..."
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "I swear, if I find out any of you dolts did this....you'll be hearing from my lawyer"
Brakelatabasaasta: Yup. There was this guy named DarkStar, see, and he kept asking what the "D" was for.
Twilight.Crow: Yeah, that was Darkstar.
Brakelatabasaasta: I told him to stop, but he wouldn't listen!
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Transmission Ended::Restoring Fixed State::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE AI unit online::Systems activated::
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Bypassing Advertisements::Returning to Manhattan Orbit::
Brakelatabasaasta: So. Now that we're all better...
Brakelatabasaasta: What does the D-- wait. No. I know. Devilcakes.
Twilight.Crow: Yeah...
Twilight.Crow: Just go with that.
Brakelatabasaasta: Devilcakes it is, then.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Devil~~BSzztTTt~Deep Space Engineering::
And that was that! Funtimes with Brakelatabasaasta!
So, you other imaginary people who can sometimes read my thoughts... did this wonderful log of chat make you happy and squealing with delight, or was it painful and brain-hurt-giving? Brakelatabasaasta demands an answer! Different form of storytelling may be too different.
Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 12-23-2009
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
Oh hey! Guess what? It's that time again! That time when I "dump" a "message" to "myself." Or maybe "my elf." I have been neglecting him... well, he can starve for a few more days, I suppose.
So! Continuing in the whimsical ways of whimsy-whim, we come to another...
CHAT LOG.
It started as any normal day would... with plenty of unpleasant pants-squishing... and all of a sudden, a friend appears!
Brakelatabasaasta: Ooh! Ooh! Xeenaman!
Canned.Air: Boo.
Brakelatabasaasta: Hey Xeenaman!
Canned.Air: Boo.
Brakelatabasaasta: Hey Xeenaman!
He was talking to an out-house. Or a bow-caster. Walking carpets? I don't know. Some guy.
Canned.Air: Black Fighter, want to hear a story?
Brakelatabasaasta: I do.
Brakelatabasaasta: I love stories.
Canned.Air: Once upon a time.. In New York.. There was a dead Outcast.
Canned.Air: His name was Black Fighter.
Brakelatabasaasta: Wow! Coincidence!
Canned.Air: Let's make my story come true.
Brakelatabasaasta: I do.
Brakelatabasaasta: I love stories.
Canned.Air: Once upon a time.. In New York.. There was a dead Outcast.
Canned.Air: His name was Black Fighter.
Brakelatabasaasta: Wow! Coincidence!
Canned.Air: Let's make my story come true.
Then he started showing the guy a light-show. Meanwhile, A hunterdude came along and started asking questions. I answered.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Oh xeeenooo
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Where ya at boy?
Brakelatabasaasta: Nowhere.
Brakelatabasaasta: Hush.
Brakelatabasaasta: Leave him alone.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Was I talking to you..
Tyler"Razor"Cage: No I was not Brake
Tyler"Razor"Cage: So be quiet
Brakelatabasaasta: Yes.
Brakelatabasaasta: Yes you were.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Talk back to me one more time..
Brakelatabasaasta: Okay. Hi!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -grinsl-
Brakelatabasaasta: Mm... tasty grinsle. That like gristle?
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Talk while you still can...
Brakelatabasaasta: Talktalktalktalktalk!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Where ya at boy?
Brakelatabasaasta: Nowhere.
Brakelatabasaasta: Hush.
Brakelatabasaasta: Leave him alone.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Was I talking to you..
Tyler"Razor"Cage: No I was not Brake
Tyler"Razor"Cage: So be quiet
Brakelatabasaasta: Yes.
Brakelatabasaasta: Yes you were.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Talk back to me one more time..
Brakelatabasaasta: Okay. Hi!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -grinsl-
Brakelatabasaasta: Mm... tasty grinsle. That like gristle?
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Talk while you still can...
Brakelatabasaasta: Talktalktalktalktalk!
He was kind of mean. So in return, I was kind of annoying! Eventually, though, he found the Xeenaman. The Xeenaman was still doing his light-show, though.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Ah, there you are boys...
Canned.Air: Grr!
Canned.Air: Haha!
Canned.Air: Grr!
Canned.Air: Haha!
Then he... left, or something...
Jolly.Roger: And off flies the xeno.
Canned.Air: Just out of gun range.. Heh.
Brakelatabasaasta: Bye-bye Xeenaman!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs-
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I dont think so...
Canned.Air: Goodbye, Brakal.. La.. Bla.. Sta.
Brakelatabasaasta: -sneezes-
Canned.Air: Just out of gun range.. Heh.
Brakelatabasaasta: Bye-bye Xeenaman!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs-
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I dont think so...
Canned.Air: Goodbye, Brakal.. La.. Bla.. Sta.
Brakelatabasaasta: -sneezes-
Then he came back, and finished up his light-show. And by some strange coincidence, the outhouse blew up.
Death: Black_Fighter suffered a self inflicted catastrophic decompression.
Canned.Air: Kabam.
Canned.Air: Kabam.
Then the Xeenaman and the Hunterdude have a palaver. A short one.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: So, how have you been xeno..
Canned.Air: Good. Came out here for some space.
Canned.Air: Now I'm being threatened.
Canned.Air: But still a good day.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: You should have stayed in your hole...
Canned.Air: Hole?
Canned.Air: I live in a rock.
Canned.Air: Good. Came out here for some space.
Canned.Air: Now I'm being threatened.
Canned.Air: But still a good day.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: You should have stayed in your hole...
Canned.Air: Hole?
Canned.Air: I live in a rock.
Aaaaand... the Hunterdude started being even meaner. He was gonna hurt the Xeenaman! Lots of talky-talking.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Back off police boy...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: He is mine...
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta will protect this Xeenaman! He's my friend.
Canned.Air: Aw.
Canned.Air: I have a friend.
Canned.Air: Braka-man, we'll go far together.
Brakelatabasaasta: Yay! The power of friendship!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs- Could you remove the civilian please..
Brakelatabasaasta: -cough- never.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Civilian please leave the area...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I don't like to repeat myself...
Brakelatabasaasta: Nuh-uh! I protect my loved ones! Like a dog, or something. I dunno.
Canned.Air: Well, I'd love to leave peacefully.
Canned.Air: But the Bunter won't let me.
Canned.Air: Braka-man, I think you're a bit outgunned here.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Civilian please leave the area, I wont say it again...
Brakelatabasaasta: If you so much as tap this Xeenaman, you'll face the wrath of Bert the Starblazer! He's bad-tempered.
Canned.Air: Let's try talking.
LPI-Lance.Anderson[S]: Civilian fighter, leave now, or I can't ensure you will be safe ...
Canned.Air: Braka-man, they're right.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh.
Brakelatabasaasta: Well...
Brakelatabasaasta: I can still try.
Canned.Air: I'm sure we can settle this peacefully.
Brakelatabasaasta: Peace! Yes! Like peaceful peace!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs-
Canned.Air: I'll just fly away to my rock.
Canned.Air: Rock. Not hole.
Canned.Air: Rock.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! Oh oh! You live in a rockhouse?
Brakelatabasaasta: I haven't been to rockhouse in years!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Fly away...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I'm affraid thats not an option...
Canned.Air: ~Cough~ Well, then.
Canned.Air: Police, if you would please stand back while I deal with this pompous Bunter?
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well....
Canned.Air: I'll take this away from the planet.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs-
Canned.Air: Follow the friendly Xeener!
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta follows to the ends of the Earth! Which already ended, but, y'know... whatever.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Make sure your guardian here is away xeno...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I do not kill civilians..
Canned.Air: Braka-man, step back. I can handle this fool.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: We shall see..
Brakelatabasaasta: Ha! Well then, it might help to know that Brakelatabasaasta is no civilian!
Brakelatabasaasta: I am a SUPER HERO.
Brakelatabasaasta: Maybe.
Canned.Air: Braka-man, I only need a pair of Justices to beat this one.
Canned.Air: I don't need a hero.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Again...we shall see...
Brakelatabasaasta: I can be an hero, if that helps...
Brakelatabasaasta: But whatever works.
Brakelatabasaasta: For the greatness of... something!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Seems the civilian will not move...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Nothing I can do....
Tyler"Razor"Cage: He is mine...
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta will protect this Xeenaman! He's my friend.
Canned.Air: Aw.
Canned.Air: I have a friend.
Canned.Air: Braka-man, we'll go far together.
Brakelatabasaasta: Yay! The power of friendship!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs- Could you remove the civilian please..
Brakelatabasaasta: -cough- never.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Civilian please leave the area...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I don't like to repeat myself...
Brakelatabasaasta: Nuh-uh! I protect my loved ones! Like a dog, or something. I dunno.
Canned.Air: Well, I'd love to leave peacefully.
Canned.Air: But the Bunter won't let me.
Canned.Air: Braka-man, I think you're a bit outgunned here.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Civilian please leave the area, I wont say it again...
Brakelatabasaasta: If you so much as tap this Xeenaman, you'll face the wrath of Bert the Starblazer! He's bad-tempered.
Canned.Air: Let's try talking.
LPI-Lance.Anderson[S]: Civilian fighter, leave now, or I can't ensure you will be safe ...
Canned.Air: Braka-man, they're right.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh.
Brakelatabasaasta: Well...
Brakelatabasaasta: I can still try.
Canned.Air: I'm sure we can settle this peacefully.
Brakelatabasaasta: Peace! Yes! Like peaceful peace!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs-
Canned.Air: I'll just fly away to my rock.
Canned.Air: Rock. Not hole.
Canned.Air: Rock.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! Oh oh! You live in a rockhouse?
Brakelatabasaasta: I haven't been to rockhouse in years!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Fly away...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I'm affraid thats not an option...
Canned.Air: ~Cough~ Well, then.
Canned.Air: Police, if you would please stand back while I deal with this pompous Bunter?
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well....
Canned.Air: I'll take this away from the planet.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs-
Canned.Air: Follow the friendly Xeener!
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta follows to the ends of the Earth! Which already ended, but, y'know... whatever.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Make sure your guardian here is away xeno...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I do not kill civilians..
Canned.Air: Braka-man, step back. I can handle this fool.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: We shall see..
Brakelatabasaasta: Ha! Well then, it might help to know that Brakelatabasaasta is no civilian!
Brakelatabasaasta: I am a SUPER HERO.
Brakelatabasaasta: Maybe.
Canned.Air: Braka-man, I only need a pair of Justices to beat this one.
Canned.Air: I don't need a hero.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Again...we shall see...
Brakelatabasaasta: I can be an hero, if that helps...
Brakelatabasaasta: But whatever works.
Brakelatabasaasta: For the greatness of... something!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Seems the civilian will not move...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Nothing I can do....
Unfortunately, I moved. They wouldn't shut up about it...
Brakelatabasaasta: I'll sit by.
Canned.Air: Thanks, Brak.
Brakelatabasaasta: I won't fight, fine. But Bert's still angry.
Canned.Air: Now, Bunter.. READY!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Thank you...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Please step away...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I mean fly away...
Canned.Air: Thanks, Brak.
Brakelatabasaasta: I won't fight, fine. But Bert's still angry.
Canned.Air: Now, Bunter.. READY!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Thank you...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Please step away...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: I mean fly away...
But they still wanted me to move further away from them. Maybe Bert smells bad. I don't know when I last gave him a bath...
Brakelatabasaasta: Aww...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well then xeno, show me your best
Canned.Air: Here I go!
Brakelatabasaasta: Yeah! Xeenaman is the greatest! Woohoo! You can do it!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well then xeno, show me your best
Canned.Air: Here I go!
Brakelatabasaasta: Yeah! Xeenaman is the greatest! Woohoo! You can do it!
More light-showing! Meanwhile, a guy said some stuff.
(Merc)-UnleasheD: 1 mil on razor
Brakelatabasaasta: Are you selling a Razormabob for a million credits there, mister not-on-a-leash?
Brakelatabasaasta: Are you selling a Razormabob for a million credits there, mister not-on-a-leash?
But... I guess he wasn't. I need a new razormabob, anyway. I need to shave Bert's legs, and the last razor was too dull. Regardless, the show went on!
Brakelatabasaasta: Xee-na-man-guy! He's our hero! Gonna take the hunterdude down to zero!
Alsatia: Oh dear....
Alsatia: Just what have you gotten yourself into Canned?
Brakelatabasaasta: Canned.Xeenaman has gotten himself into GREAT JUSTICE!
Brakelatabasaasta: I only pray that the justice isn't too great for him...
Brakelatabasaasta: I pray to the Great Fish in the Sky.
Alsatia: Oh dear....
Alsatia: Just what have you gotten yourself into Canned?
Brakelatabasaasta: Canned.Xeenaman has gotten himself into GREAT JUSTICE!
Brakelatabasaasta: I only pray that the justice isn't too great for him...
Brakelatabasaasta: I pray to the Great Fish in the Sky.
But alas. The justice, it was indeed too great.
Death: Canned.Air was put out of action by Tyler"Razor"Cage (Mine).
Canned.Air: Aah!
Canned.Air: Damn mines!
Brakelatabasaasta: NOOOO!!!!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -phew-
Tyler"Razor"Cage: There we go..
Brakelatabasaasta: I'm sad and cold and alone now...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: The xeno had heart..
Brakelatabasaasta: And you 'splowed him up! You monster!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well, I have to get payed...
Canned.Air: Aah!
Canned.Air: Damn mines!
Brakelatabasaasta: NOOOO!!!!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: -phew-
Tyler"Razor"Cage: There we go..
Brakelatabasaasta: I'm sad and cold and alone now...
Tyler"Razor"Cage: The xeno had heart..
Brakelatabasaasta: And you 'splowed him up! You monster!
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well, I have to get payed...
And I was sad.
...
And then something shiny appeared, and everything turned to rainbows! It was... kind of weird, though. I mean, have you ever tried flying a Bert-ship made out of a bunch of color-lights? I fell through the chair. I must not have believed in the rainbow...
And, as usual, I woke up in my dumpster home. The end!
Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 01-20-2010
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
Oh FISHMAN! I had the greatest time last night! See, there were these people... well, there was this one person, and also a not-person, and a few not-quite-but-almost persons... I guess it's best to start from the place of starting.
See, there was this Champion-guy, and he was all, "Attention all units, problem ship detected at D-3." He clearly needed my help, so I came! And there was a lightshow with a Library Bug-Boat, and a pointnose, and some other things. And it was all "Pew! Ka-pow! Pyoo pyoo pyoo!" Soon, some other guys came along, and the Bug-Boat went POOF! No more Librarian.
So I sat around with some other guys, the ones who were in the lightshow with Library-man. Then this other man came along!
CA-44:Vincennes: All righty, boys and girls - time to check for Rheinlanders...
Brakelatabasaasta: Am I one?
CA-44:Vincennes: Line up and cooperate please...
Codebreaker-: line up and cooperate?
Codebreaker-: i think not
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta will cooperate!
Brakelatabasaasta: Cooperating is my seventh favorite thing!
CA-44:Vincennes: I'm inspecting for Rheinlanders...
Ajij: umm.. ok
Maelstrom: There's a Rheinlander!
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! Oh! Pick me! Am I a Rheinlander?
Brakelatabasaasta: Am I one?
CA-44:Vincennes: Line up and cooperate please...
Codebreaker-: line up and cooperate?
Codebreaker-: i think not
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta will cooperate!
Brakelatabasaasta: Cooperating is my seventh favorite thing!
CA-44:Vincennes: I'm inspecting for Rheinlanders...
Ajij: umm.. ok
Maelstrom: There's a Rheinlander!
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! Oh! Pick me! Am I a Rheinlander?
Apparently I wasn't a Rheinlander, though. So while that guy was looking for Rheinland-friends, a Police-dude arrived and was all like "What's going on here?" A Junkperson in a Junky-looking Box-ship started talkin' to the Police-dude.
Maelstrom: Karl!
Maelstrom: Go on a date with me!
Maelstrom: Date me dammit!
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: I'll have decline, as I do not know you..
Maelstrom: You can date me as a free man, or you can date me handcuffed to my bed.
Maelstrom: Which is it going to be?
CA-44:Vincennes: You have good leather ties?
Maelstrom: Yes.
CA-44:Vincennes: Ummm....
Maelstrom: I have the full range of... accessories.
CA-44:Vincennes: Hmmm....
CA-44:Vincennes: This could be ...
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: Well, as far as junkers go, the LPI have rules about not dating them *laughs*
Maelstrom: Aww.
Maelstrom: You're "not interested" in girls then?
Maelstrom: You should've told me straight out.
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: Oh trust me, "women" are very interesting
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: however... I'm not entirely sure a Junker could be a woman
CA-44:Vincennes: Wait...
Vic.Thorn: *laughs*
Maelstrom: I am offended.
CA-44:Vincennes: Have you SEEN a picture of this lady?
CA-44:Vincennes: Seriously, Karl...
CA-44:Vincennes: You need to get out of your ship every so often...
Maelstrom: Go on a date with me!
Maelstrom: Date me dammit!
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: I'll have decline, as I do not know you..
Maelstrom: You can date me as a free man, or you can date me handcuffed to my bed.
Maelstrom: Which is it going to be?
CA-44:Vincennes: You have good leather ties?
Maelstrom: Yes.
CA-44:Vincennes: Ummm....
Maelstrom: I have the full range of... accessories.
CA-44:Vincennes: Hmmm....
CA-44:Vincennes: This could be ...
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: Well, as far as junkers go, the LPI have rules about not dating them *laughs*
Maelstrom: Aww.
Maelstrom: You're "not interested" in girls then?
Maelstrom: You should've told me straight out.
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: Oh trust me, "women" are very interesting
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: however... I'm not entirely sure a Junker could be a woman
CA-44:Vincennes: Wait...
Vic.Thorn: *laughs*
Maelstrom: I am offended.
CA-44:Vincennes: Have you SEEN a picture of this lady?
CA-44:Vincennes: Seriously, Karl...
CA-44:Vincennes: You need to get out of your ship every so often...
It sounded like they were getting along quite well. The "Mail-storm" lady seemed like a very nice person. Karl started to say that he was on a business meeting for the past few whenevers, and the Mail-storm lady said that he had been, too.
Maelstrom: My last holiday involved getting snowed-in with 4 Kusari girls of questionable age on planet Denver.
Maelstrom: I suppose you could call it a corporate "meeting" of sorts.
Brakelatabasaasta: Ooh! Ooh! Am I a Kusari girl of questionable age?
Maelstrom: No.
Brakelatabasaasta: Aww...
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: careful where you go with this story... I may have to arrest you *laughs*
Maelstrom: Oh, yeah. Oops.
Maelstrom: Forgot you're a cop.
Maelstrom: They are all 18 or older.
Maelstrom: As am I.
Maelstrom: Nothing illegal or immoral occurs here... nope... nothing suss.
Brakelatabasaasta: My face is training to be a cop. But the left ear keeps tripping him up on the exams.
Brakelatabasaasta: He's the rebellious sort.
Maelstrom: I suppose you could call it a corporate "meeting" of sorts.
Brakelatabasaasta: Ooh! Ooh! Am I a Kusari girl of questionable age?
Maelstrom: No.
Brakelatabasaasta: Aww...
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: careful where you go with this story... I may have to arrest you *laughs*
Maelstrom: Oh, yeah. Oops.
Maelstrom: Forgot you're a cop.
Maelstrom: They are all 18 or older.
Maelstrom: As am I.
Maelstrom: Nothing illegal or immoral occurs here... nope... nothing suss.
Brakelatabasaasta: My face is training to be a cop. But the left ear keeps tripping him up on the exams.
Brakelatabasaasta: He's the rebellious sort.
So then the Mail-storm lady got to talking about squishy-bits, and a knucklehead made a joke!
Knucklehead: I always find the 1's seem more squishy than the 0's...
Brakelatabasaasta: AH HA HA HA HA HA... Brakelatabasaasta gets the joke!
Maelstrom: Could you explain it to me.
Brakelatabasaasta: No.
Maelstrom: Meany.
Brakelatabasaasta: AH HA HA HA HA HA... Brakelatabasaasta gets the joke!
Maelstrom: Could you explain it to me.
Brakelatabasaasta: No.
Maelstrom: Meany.
She had to leave, though. Something very important came up, or something, and she flew away.
Maelstrom: Karl!
Brakelatabasaasta: Karl!
Maelstrom: uhoh...
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh no! What?
Maelstrom: Seems I've been discovered by..... GASP... my girlfreinds!
Maelstrom: I must go before we are all beheaded!
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: hmm... goodluck I suppose
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: perhaps we'll meet again
Maelstrom: Not a word to anyone. I was never here. You do not know me.
Maelstrom: If they find out about us, we're both screwed.
Maelstrom: I'll write to you sweetie!
Brakelatabasaasta: Words to everyone! Someone was here! I kind of knew them!
Brakelatabasaasta: If they find us, we... something about Ebenezer Scrooge!
Brakelatabasaasta: And I like sweet things.
Brakelatabasaasta: Karl!
Maelstrom: uhoh...
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh no! What?
Maelstrom: Seems I've been discovered by..... GASP... my girlfreinds!
Maelstrom: I must go before we are all beheaded!
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: hmm... goodluck I suppose
LPI-Karl.Agathon[D]: perhaps we'll meet again
Maelstrom: Not a word to anyone. I was never here. You do not know me.
Maelstrom: If they find out about us, we're both screwed.
Maelstrom: I'll write to you sweetie!
Brakelatabasaasta: Words to everyone! Someone was here! I kind of knew them!
Brakelatabasaasta: If they find us, we... something about Ebenezer Scrooge!
Brakelatabasaasta: And I like sweet things.
Afterward, I had a talk with the Knucklehead. Turns out he didn't actually have knuckles on his head, but that he did have heads on his knuckles. He got bit by a radioactive hand-head monster.
Then I went back to Manhattan to find an Angelman. He hadn't earned his wings yet, though, so he was just a Gel-man. No "aynj". At the time, he was spitting out people. Not enough to require that we open up a beach, though.
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: I'm not allowed to have pilots on me...
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: Technically I'm not allowed to shoot people either.
Brakelatabasaasta: I'm not allowed to have my cake and eat it, too, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?!
Brakelatabasaasta: I did.
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: I'm sorry sir, but you're broadcasting to an entity on another plane of existance.
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: Technically I'm not allowed to shoot people either.
Brakelatabasaasta: I'm not allowed to have my cake and eat it, too, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?!
Brakelatabasaasta: I did.
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: I'm sorry sir, but you're broadcasting to an entity on another plane of existance.
There was also a man who needed Brakelatabasaasta's help. He was askin' questions, so I gave him answers!
Graham: do you need anything to mine asteroids?
The_Jasonist: a gun
The_Jasonist: go to the penn system
Brakelatabasaasta: You need a Brakelatabasaasta.
Graham: ha
Brakelatabasaasta: A Brakelatabasaasta is the perfect tool for ANY job.
Brakelatabasaasta: Great for those difficult jobs around the house!
Brakelatabasaasta: Cleans to ceiling fan!
Brakelatabasaasta: Grooms the cat!
Brakelatabasaasta: Vacuums the sink!
Jennifer.Government: *mutters* and drinks out of the toilet too
Brakelatabasaasta: Hangs the carpet!
Brakelatabasaasta: Eats all your food!
Jennifer.Government: Flosses the gerbil..
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta: A product you can't live without!
Brakelatabasaasta: Buy one today!
The_Jasonist: chop the chickens and feed the wood
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, a competitor, eh?
The_Jasonist: lil bit
The_Jasonist: a gun
The_Jasonist: go to the penn system
Brakelatabasaasta: You need a Brakelatabasaasta.
Graham: ha
Brakelatabasaasta: A Brakelatabasaasta is the perfect tool for ANY job.
Brakelatabasaasta: Great for those difficult jobs around the house!
Brakelatabasaasta: Cleans to ceiling fan!
Brakelatabasaasta: Grooms the cat!
Brakelatabasaasta: Vacuums the sink!
Jennifer.Government: *mutters* and drinks out of the toilet too
Brakelatabasaasta: Hangs the carpet!
Brakelatabasaasta: Eats all your food!
Jennifer.Government: Flosses the gerbil..
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta: A product you can't live without!
Brakelatabasaasta: Buy one today!
The_Jasonist: chop the chickens and feed the wood
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, a competitor, eh?
The_Jasonist: lil bit
It's the BEST THING EVER. Everyone needs a Brakelatabasaasta! Yes, I totally named this awesome product after myself. I mean, fish yeah! Brakelatabasaasta is the greatest! Some ways into my sales-pitch, Jenny-Govvy came by. And oh, had I known then the chaos that would ensue from her presence... I probably would have just kept going along with what I was doing. 'Cause it was fun.
Jennifer.Government: Buy one. Heck, buy two
Brakelatabasaasta: Buy twelve!
Jennifer.Government: Or that
Brakelatabasaasta: One for each of your kids!
Jennifer.Government: I don't think I have twelve kids
Jennifer.Government: Don't think I have ANY
Brakelatabasaasta: You will! One swipe of your Brakelatabasaasta, and you'll be a baby-spawning machine!
Jennifer.Government: *chokes*
Jennifer.Government: Just for that comment, I'm gonna clean your clock
Brakelatabasaasta: Buy twelve!
Jennifer.Government: Or that
Brakelatabasaasta: One for each of your kids!
Jennifer.Government: I don't think I have twelve kids
Jennifer.Government: Don't think I have ANY
Brakelatabasaasta: You will! One swipe of your Brakelatabasaasta, and you'll be a baby-spawning machine!
Jennifer.Government: *chokes*
Jennifer.Government: Just for that comment, I'm gonna clean your clock
Yeah, she got kind of angry. All I was doing was advertising, so I don't see why. But she started threatening me and stuff from that point on. Meanwhile, I asked happy customer for his opinion on my amazing product...
Brakelatabasaasta: Excuse me, my good "I'm on another plane of existance" man...
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: Yes?
Brakelatabasaasta: Would you like to tell the folks at home...
Brakelatabasaasta: Just how handy
Brakelatabasaasta: Your Brakelatabasaasta
Brakelatabasaasta: Is... around the house!
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: I don't own a Brakelatabasaasta.
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: Yes?
Brakelatabasaasta: Would you like to tell the folks at home...
Brakelatabasaasta: Just how handy
Brakelatabasaasta: Your Brakelatabasaasta
Brakelatabasaasta: Is... around the house!
[The_Angels]Kazinsal: I don't own a Brakelatabasaasta.
However, I'd forgotten that he hadn't bought one yet. Oh well. Then Jenny-Govvy finally came to me! I was so happy to see her that I practically exploded! But I didn't explode. Because if I did, the debris would probably kill several innocent monks. And monkeys.
Jennifer.Government: That's it
Jennifer.Government: You're going down!
Jennifer.Government: *grits teeth*
Brakelatabasaasta: Jenny-Govvy! You're going UP!
Jennifer.Government: You're next
Brakelatabasaasta: UP with the Glee of owning your own, personal Brakelatabasaasta!
Jennifer.Government: Brake..whatever
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta! Buy one today!
Jennifer.Government: I am UP with the idea of spreading your ship across this system
Jennifer.Government: Harassment is not tolerated by the Government
Brakelatabasaasta: Go ahead! Spread your brand new Brakelatabasaasta about, and compare!
Jennifer.Government: Anyone want to pay me to shut this thing up?
Brakelatabasaasta: See how clean your system will be, after you use Brakelatabasaasta's patented things and stuff!
Jennifer.Government: This is going to hurt
Brakelatabasaasta: Look folks! Jenny Govvy has come to pick up HER Brakelatabasaasta.
Brakelatabasaasta: Why don't you do the same?
Jennifer.Government: You're going down!
Jennifer.Government: *grits teeth*
Brakelatabasaasta: Jenny-Govvy! You're going UP!
Jennifer.Government: You're next
Brakelatabasaasta: UP with the Glee of owning your own, personal Brakelatabasaasta!
Jennifer.Government: Brake..whatever
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta! Buy one today!
Jennifer.Government: I am UP with the idea of spreading your ship across this system
Jennifer.Government: Harassment is not tolerated by the Government
Brakelatabasaasta: Go ahead! Spread your brand new Brakelatabasaasta about, and compare!
Jennifer.Government: Anyone want to pay me to shut this thing up?
Brakelatabasaasta: See how clean your system will be, after you use Brakelatabasaasta's patented things and stuff!
Jennifer.Government: This is going to hurt
Brakelatabasaasta: Look folks! Jenny Govvy has come to pick up HER Brakelatabasaasta.
Brakelatabasaasta: Why don't you do the same?
I don't know why, but at this point, Jenny-Govvy started a lightshow with me. Gleefully, I spun around her as fast as I could to make it even better! But I still had to do my job, of course. I had a made-up-on-the-spot product to sell!
Brakelatabasaasta: Jenny Govvy! How's the new product holding up?
Jennifer.Government: *screams*
Brakelatabasaasta: That good? Wow! That's amazing!
Brakelatabasaasta: The Brakelatabasaasta, folks! Buy yours TODAY.
Jennifer.Government: *screams*
Brakelatabasaasta: That good? Wow! That's amazing!
Brakelatabasaasta: The Brakelatabasaasta, folks! Buy yours TODAY.
Whew, what a day. And it's not even over! Oh there's so much more that happens with Jenny-Govvy and foreigners and the Gel-man and arsonists! But it'll all have to wait until nest time. I mean, all of these messages go straight to Brakelatabasaasta, and being a Brakelatabasaasta myself, I know that I get tired of reading such long reports. So I'mma break it up, and fill in the blankness later.
Tune in next week day year sometime! Same Brakelatabasaasta time, same Brakelatabasaasta Kurgarble-jarbleson!
Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 01-26-2010
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
Okay! So! There was this giant thing, and another bunch of things, and I was--
Wait.
I was in the middle of something, wasn't I? Hmm...
Oh! Right! Jenny-Govvy! Well, after Jenny-Govvy came, things got really scary-exciting. So, uh, She started throwing hurt-lights at me, and I started hurting. But I continued with my sales pitch! Unfortunately, that only seemed to make Jenny-Govvy more angry.
Brakelatabasaasta: Jenny! Ready to make your life up to TEN TIMES easier?
Jennifer.Government: GAAAHHHH!
Brakelatabasaasta: The Brakelatabasaasta! Get yours now! While supplies last!
Jennifer.Government: GAAAHHHH!
Brakelatabasaasta: The Brakelatabasaasta! Get yours now! While supplies last!
Yeah she was angry. I think she wanted to send me to the Great Fishmonger of the Greatness Place. But Brakelatabasaasta knows better! In order to achieve the Greatest Greatness of the Greatness Place, one has to be a Fishmonger! And last time I checked, Brakelatabasaasta was not a Fishmonger.
But then, a customer! Oh, the gargly-glee!
HMS-Bounty: 'ow much?
Brakelatabasaasta: A small fee of 100 thousand credits!
HMS-Bounty: an' what do i get?
Brakelatabasaasta: It's a STEAL for what this baby's capable of!
HMS-Bounty: An' what exactly is it capable of?
Jennifer.Government: It annoys me....
HMS-Bounty: Go on.
Brakelatabasaasta: The Brakelatabasaasta is the perfect tool for ALL around the house jobs!
HMS-Bounty: But what would I be doing?
Brakelatabasaasta: Sweep the ceiling fan!
Brakelatabasaasta: Vacuum the cat!
Brakelatabasaasta: Blow up the sink!
Brakelatabasaasta: Fix up the door frame!
Brakelatabasaasta: Eat all the food in your fridge!
Brakelatabasaasta: Make Jenny Govvy NOT grumpy!
Jennifer.Government: It's not working
Brakelatabasaasta: It does EVERYTHING.
Brakelatabasaasta: And more.
Brakelatabasaasta: Buy one today!
Brakelatabasaasta: A small fee of 100 thousand credits!
HMS-Bounty: an' what do i get?
Brakelatabasaasta: It's a STEAL for what this baby's capable of!
HMS-Bounty: An' what exactly is it capable of?
Jennifer.Government: It annoys me....
HMS-Bounty: Go on.
Brakelatabasaasta: The Brakelatabasaasta is the perfect tool for ALL around the house jobs!
HMS-Bounty: But what would I be doing?
Brakelatabasaasta: Sweep the ceiling fan!
Brakelatabasaasta: Vacuum the cat!
Brakelatabasaasta: Blow up the sink!
Brakelatabasaasta: Fix up the door frame!
Brakelatabasaasta: Eat all the food in your fridge!
Brakelatabasaasta: Make Jenny Govvy NOT grumpy!
Jennifer.Government: It's not working
Brakelatabasaasta: It does EVERYTHING.
Brakelatabasaasta: And more.
Brakelatabasaasta: Buy one today!
Meanwhile, Jenny-Govvy was having the time of her life!
Jennifer.Government: GAAAAAAAAAhhHHHH
Jennifer.Government: I
Jennifer.Government: WILL
Jennifer.Government: DESTROY YOU
Jennifer.Government: I
Jennifer.Government: WILL
Jennifer.Government: DESTROY YOU
And then...
Brakelatabasaasta: But Jenny...
Brakelatabasaasta: I LOVE you.
Jennifer.Government: WHAT?
Jennifer.Government: OH GOD
Brakelatabasaasta: ...
Brakelatabasaasta: What?
Brakelatabasaasta: I LOVE you.
Jennifer.Government: WHAT?
Jennifer.Government: OH GOD
Brakelatabasaasta: ...
Brakelatabasaasta: What?
Suddenly, everything changed. It's like the stinky sweat-socks of stinky sweat-life had been pulled off my feet! It was slow at first, but things started thing-ing, and the cheese-lump that I keep in my pocket began to sing.
And then, through a completely unrelated event and not Brakelatabasaasta's fault at all, Bert caught fire. WAAAAAAAHHHH the pain! However... Jenny-Govvy, still throwing hurt-lights at me, threw me a few fire-putter-out-ers. How nice of her. And yet...
Jennifer.Government: That does NOT
Jennifer.Government: mean I love you back
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh... really?
Jennifer.Government: *sigh*
Jennifer.Government: You are kinda cute
Jennifer.Government: In a puke-my-eyes-out annoying way
Jennifer.Government: But kinda cute anyways
Jennifer.Government: mean I love you back
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh... really?
Jennifer.Government: *sigh*
Jennifer.Government: You are kinda cute
Jennifer.Government: In a puke-my-eyes-out annoying way
Jennifer.Government: But kinda cute anyways
Then, all of a sudden, Jenny-Govvy was all "Ooohh, I wuv you Brakelatabasaasta!" And I was all "Okay!" But she was really flippidy-flop about it all. Like, "I'ma love you forever!" And then "I hate you!" And stuff like that. She kept going on about this thing that I may-or-may-not-have-said.
Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta loves everyone.
Jennifer.Government: YOU SAID YOU HATED MY GUTS
Jennifer.Government: I HATE YOU!
Brakelatabasaasta: I also said that My face was training to be a cop.
Jennifer.Government: You did?
Brakelatabasaasta: I say many things.
Jennifer.Government: YOU SAID YOU HATED MY GUTS
Jennifer.Government: I HATE YOU!
Brakelatabasaasta: I also said that My face was training to be a cop.
Jennifer.Government: You did?
Brakelatabasaasta: I say many things.
It was like... woah. And then, GRAAARN. Followed by a short series of beeps, and a ker-schplat. A few things happened after that. Like a guy who was all, "I'ma pirate Brakelatabasaasta!" and Blinky-love, and spear-shaking and misdirection... So it was all pretty cool.
But I honestly don't know about Jenny-Govvy. I mean, she's nice and all, but I think she has a few prawns loose, if you know what I mean. Brakelatabasaasta couldn't be seen going out with a "crazy" person, after all. It would give people the wrong image.
And the image that I want to give is this one where there's a guy riding a bike, and he falls in a lake, and suddenly a big-mean-tentacle-beast goes "GRAH" and eats him while his family watches and applauds.
And that is clearly not the image that Janny-Govvy gives to other people.
So I'll just have to fake-love her for a little while longer...
Gee, it's a good thing that these messages are completely private, huh? I mean, if people like Jenny-Govvy knew how I really felt about them, Then Brakelatabasaasta would be in some pretty hot bacon grease right about now, am I right? Ah, the secrecy of secrets... Well, seeya later!
Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 01-29-2010
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
I began today as I do any other day; Harassing anyone within earshot. But since the spacey-place is a vacuum, no one can hear me anyway. Except for the comm-thingy. I guess that works. Yeah. So, harassing anyone within... talky-box shot.
The first thing that caught my eye was, of course, the Arrowman. He was a Library Bigship, and he looked nothing like an arrow. I told him that, but he was grumpy.
Brakelatabasaasta: Arrow. Justice. Justice Arrow.
Brakelatabasaasta: You don't LOOK like an arrow...
LNS-Arrow.Of.Justice: Fletcher: Civilian vehicle, move a bit away from military vessel.
Brakelatabasaasta: You don't LOOK like an arrow...
LNS-Arrow.Of.Justice: Fletcher: Civilian vehicle, move a bit away from military vessel.
He just kept saying things like, "Stay away from my ship" and "Back off, civilian" and "My face is too small for my head". Man. So annoying. So I left him, and guess who I found not far from the Bigship?
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh my fish! It's my best mate!
Brakelatabasaasta: Hi, Best Mate! I haven't seen you since grade-school!
your-best-mate: hi
Brakelatabasaasta: Hi, Best Mate! I haven't seen you since grade-school!
your-best-mate: hi
Yup. It was my Best Mate. Man, it had been so long since I'd seen him! But even after so many years, it was still easy to tell why he was my friend. He had good taste in flying-thing-equipment. He was in the pilot seat of a Bert Jr., and he had the same kind of shooty-lights as me! Ah, Best Mate... we've got so much in common. We go all the way back to... Wait. Come to think of it, I've never met him before in my life. Odd.
Soon after that, I saw a guy with a funny hard-to-say name. He called himself a space hamster, and I got so excited! I asked him if he knew any good space hamster tricks, like stuffing his cheeks full of sand, but he disappeared. Yup. Space hamsters are tricky like that.
And there was some other guy, too. I talked at him.
Brakelatabasaasta: Slaaaaaaaaaaainte.
Brakelatabasaasta: Slayn... tuh.
Brakelatabasaasta: Slainte.
Slainte: aye
Brakelatabasaasta: You're kinda funny lookin'.
Brakelatabasaasta: I don't like you.
Brakelatabasaasta: Bye!
Brakelatabasaasta: Slayn... tuh.
Brakelatabasaasta: Slainte.
Slainte: aye
Brakelatabasaasta: You're kinda funny lookin'.
Brakelatabasaasta: I don't like you.
Brakelatabasaasta: Bye!
Eventually, I ran out of people to bother, so I went to look for more. And I found one! Sitting above us all in secrecy, but not so secret for Brakelatabasaasta! Nuh-uh!
Brakelatabasaasta: Ah ha!
SCRA|Angie.Broch: What is this...?
Brakelatabasaasta: ATTENTION EVERYONE. Brakelatabasaasta has decided who he will be stalking today. Thank you for your applications.
Brakelatabasaasta: To all who applied, better luck next time!
Brakelatabasaasta: But Angie wins the Brakelatabasaasta today!
SCRA|Angie.Broch: Ugh....you're kidding...
Brakelatabasaasta: No. Why?
SCRA|Angie.Broch: What is this...?
Brakelatabasaasta: ATTENTION EVERYONE. Brakelatabasaasta has decided who he will be stalking today. Thank you for your applications.
Brakelatabasaasta: To all who applied, better luck next time!
Brakelatabasaasta: But Angie wins the Brakelatabasaasta today!
SCRA|Angie.Broch: Ugh....you're kidding...
Brakelatabasaasta: No. Why?
OH FISH. We had so much fun together! She was saying all sorts of important things like... um... things that I don't remember, and we talked about our feelings, and we painted our nails, and watched scary movies, and got our taxes done! But pretty soon that Arrowman from earlier came and got all grumpy again. I don't think he liked Angie. But before he could get close, Angie was all like, "Comrade B!" ('Cause that's what she called me. Comrade B.) "Distract this navy vessel!" And I was all like, "That's what Brakelatabasaastas do best!" And I went and buzzed around the grumpy Arrowman like a buzzy buzzy bumble humber. I gave Angie enough time to get away, and then she was like, "Comrade B! Return to me!" and I was like, "'Kay!"
But then the Arrowman was all like, "I'mma shoot Brakelatabasaasta!" And Angie made a big deal about it, talking about how you shouldn't shoot civilians and what-not, and all these other people showed up, and it got really crowded! But while Brakelatabasaasta distracted everyone with his dashing good looks, Angie was able to get away from the grumpy people. Soon after, I followed. She talked about what a good little boy I had been!
SCRA|Angie.Broch: People are ignorant.
SCRA|Angie.Broch: It amazes me.
SCRA|Angie.Broch: Why can't all civilians be innocent and susceptible like you?
Brakelatabasaasta: What are they talking about, anyway? It's all like, Jabber-jabber-jab--- wait, what? Innocent and susceptible?
Brakelatabasaasta: Wait.
Brakelatabasaasta: No, yeah.
Brakelatabasaasta: That's me all right.
SCRA|Angie.Broch: We need more like you.
Brakelatabasaasta: Yeah! More like Brakelatabasaasta!
Brakelatabasaasta: It means more future.
Brakelatabasaasta: And less... fires.
Brakelatabasaasta: Fires are bad.
SCRA|Angie.Broch: Indeed...
SCRA|Angie.Broch: It amazes me.
SCRA|Angie.Broch: Why can't all civilians be innocent and susceptible like you?
Brakelatabasaasta: What are they talking about, anyway? It's all like, Jabber-jabber-jab--- wait, what? Innocent and susceptible?
Brakelatabasaasta: Wait.
Brakelatabasaasta: No, yeah.
Brakelatabasaasta: That's me all right.
SCRA|Angie.Broch: We need more like you.
Brakelatabasaasta: Yeah! More like Brakelatabasaasta!
Brakelatabasaasta: It means more future.
Brakelatabasaasta: And less... fires.
Brakelatabasaasta: Fires are bad.
SCRA|Angie.Broch: Indeed...
But she got fed up with the grumpy people who didn't care about her talky-talk and had to leave. She bid me farewell, and I probably did something like that, too. But I can't remember... Oh well.
Only about a minute after she left, I met up with a Rexman! He was sittin' on top of the Giant Oven in the Middle of the System. We had a long, philosophical conversation about pigeons and cabbages, and their appropriate physical characteristics. In passing, I mentioned this little log of I keep of my daily events...
Brakelatabasaasta: But man, woah.
Brakelatabasaasta: I can't wait to tell Brakelatabasaasta all about my day today.
Rex.Mullins: I thought you were Brakelathingy!
Brakelatabasaasta: I am! I am a Brakelatabasaasta.
Rex.Mullins: there's lots of Brakelthingies?
Brakelatabasaasta: What? No. I'm the only Brakelatabasaasta.
Brakelatabasaasta: Why do you ask?
Rex.Mullins: then why are you telling yourself about what happened?
Rex.Mullins: don't you already know?
Rex.Mullins: I think you're being a nasty liar
Brakelatabasaasta: Because I have to keep Brakelatabasaasta up to date on all of his daily activities.
Brakelatabasaasta: I'll never remember them otherwise.
Rex.Mullins: you're making my head hurt...
Brakelatabasaasta: And if he doesn't remember, how am I supposed to get things done here?
Brakelatabasaasta: And if I don't remember, he can't get things done, either!
Rex.Mullins: what things?
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh.
Brakelatabasaasta: Um...
Brakelatabasaasta: Things.
Brakelatabasaasta: Like making sandwiches.
Rex.Mullins: ooh! I like Sandwiches
Brakelatabasaasta: I can't wait to tell Brakelatabasaasta all about my day today.
Rex.Mullins: I thought you were Brakelathingy!
Brakelatabasaasta: I am! I am a Brakelatabasaasta.
Rex.Mullins: there's lots of Brakelthingies?
Brakelatabasaasta: What? No. I'm the only Brakelatabasaasta.
Brakelatabasaasta: Why do you ask?
Rex.Mullins: then why are you telling yourself about what happened?
Rex.Mullins: don't you already know?
Rex.Mullins: I think you're being a nasty liar
Brakelatabasaasta: Because I have to keep Brakelatabasaasta up to date on all of his daily activities.
Brakelatabasaasta: I'll never remember them otherwise.
Rex.Mullins: you're making my head hurt...
Brakelatabasaasta: And if he doesn't remember, how am I supposed to get things done here?
Brakelatabasaasta: And if I don't remember, he can't get things done, either!
Rex.Mullins: what things?
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh.
Brakelatabasaasta: Um...
Brakelatabasaasta: Things.
Brakelatabasaasta: Like making sandwiches.
Rex.Mullins: ooh! I like Sandwiches
He was pretty cool. He flew a ship that looked just like Ekky-ekky's. But he wasn't Ekky-ekky. But still, pretty cool.
I told him I had to go, because I did, and so he gave me a torpedo in the face as a going-away gift. It tickled. Then I flew off to Manhattan, where I gave one last shout to everyone before returning to the planet's surface.
Brakelatabasaasta: I return to you now! For one last warning!
Brakelatabasaasta: But I forgot it.
Brakelatabasaasta: Bye!
Death: Brakelatabasaasta suffered a self inflicted catastrophic decompression.
Brakelatabasaasta: But I forgot it.
Brakelatabasaasta: Bye!
Death: Brakelatabasaasta suffered a self inflicted catastrophic decompression.
Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Boss - 01-29-2010
Comm ID: Jennifer Government
Transmit to: The universe
I...I'm horrified! Brakky, I thought you loved me! Or hated me. Which is okay, really. But...you told EVERYONE? I thought blinky-lights true meant something! How could you DO this to me? I did my hair all nice and everything and did all kinds of things you can't even imagine and now I find out our love was a lie?
I thought we got along nice, even if I did try to kill you. But I had a good reason! You were talking about nasty house cleaning and drive-by swipings with a Brakelatathingy or something stupid like that. *sigh* I'm sorry, Brakky, I shouldn't have read this, but I wanted to get to know you better! I love you, Brakky!
Or I did. I think. It's hard to know! You took my blinky-lights true and twisted them in circles and nasty knots and things and now I don't know what to think! I'm sad now, Brakky, and you made me sad! I think I'm going to light Bert on fire again!
BLUE Blinky-lights!
Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump - Zukeenee - 01-29-2010
Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Jenny-Govvy!
Oh.
Um...
Oh.
Fish.
I'mma go... hide. In my dumpster home. She'll never find me there! This is a secure channel-ma-bob, and-- wait, what's that say up there? Transmit to... Oh. Well, fish. I guess that means it's time to bring out my last resort!
I'm getting the jet-packs and the mayonnaise.