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Sunbucks Cafe - Zapp - 02-03-2010
' Wrote:A random person walks into the store. He is waring all clack, with a pistol in his belt. As he walks forward he stops. All you heard was, "UHHHHHHHHH", well that noise is bad for the busboys. This Person Threw UP all over the floor. Now what happened next was unexpected.
He walked up to a busboy and, banggg! A bullet discharged from his gun, the busboy dead and LPI officers mouths open wide. Another shoot fly, it hits a police officer. This person then has some sort of smoke discharger. He ran out, and all hte people could hear was, bang bang bang bang! Holes all over the celling.....
Before the man had taken ten steps out of Sunbucks he was shot a dozen times with rubber bullets, tackled to the ground by SWAT officers in full body armor, and beaten senseless with night sticks before being dragged to Fort Bush's temporary jailing facilities for later transfer to Sugarland, Huntsville, or maybe even Attica...
Sunbucks Cafe - PFC - 02-27-2010
As the new officer walked past the carnage and casually he sidled up to the counter, asking for a black coffee. As the cashier asked for cash the officer placed some bits of metal in the shape of letters on the counter. 'What the f--' said the cashier. He might have gotten further but officer the grabbed the cashier's head and smashed it on the counter, as the officer moved into the corner of the room the cashier hit the floor and the letters imprinted on his head spelt
'John Goodman'
'LPI'
Sunbucks Cafe - lunchboxx - 03-02-2010
as the new recruit walks into the cafe,Michael Zanero breaths in the scent of hot coffee......
"Aaaah, reminds me a home.." he says, with a warm smile.
Zanero walks to the counter and orders his coffee, and goes to take a seat at a empty table, thinking about life before he joined the LPI in peaceful silence.
Sunbucks Cafe - Donutman - 03-03-2010
Captain Joe walks in, and smells two new Officers. One just pulled some typical "I'm so awesome" crap that it seems like most everyone is doing these days. He decides to wait on teaching the more complacent one his place, and focus on the other one, Goodman.
Joe walks up to Goodmen, whips out his tazer, and tazes him on Jumpstart Libby. "Bleh, I hate all these newbies that think they're so awesome and crap. Gotta teach 'em there place. Now, the Angola is dirty, go get it cleaned. By the way, don't try any crap, or it'll taze you hard."
Joe then tazed Goodmen again for good measure, took his coffee, and left.
Sunbucks Cafe - lunchboxx - 03-03-2010
Zanero sees the tazed goodman on the ground, unconscious... "You ok....?"
He lightly kicks his side to see if he would awaken. After a couple a soft nudge kicks, he shrugged, and went back to his coffee in silence.
Sunbucks Cafe - PFC - 03-03-2010
A slightly humbled officer Goodman promptly gets up and leaves the cafe, arriving later with a new 'Don't taze me bro' shirt, gets a coffee and sits down in a corner looking slightly afraid.
Sunbucks Cafe - Trim - 03-03-2010
Hank Goodman walks into Sunbucks, eager for a new donut to follow up the one he'd just scoffed down in seconds.
"Thanks darlin', wait, what's that new kid's badge say, Goodman?" he took a second to read the badge "John Goodman eh? Some long lost relative i'm guessin'..." not giving another damn he walked out, donut in hand, almost half finished.
Sunbucks Cafe - Garrett Jax - 03-08-2010
Seymore Justice crept partway through the doors of the Sunbucks Cafe, looking for a sign of familiarity. After two years of retirement, he wondered just how many things changed in the old hangout of LPI. Is it even called LPI anymore, he wondered. What was the name of that angry little man who kept throwing bricks at my head? he asked himself. Do the LPI still eat donuts? No. That could not have changed. Not in a million years. Peering inside and seeing no one, Seymore took a table in a dark lonely corner, and waited.
Sunbucks Cafe - Garrett Jax - 03-15-2010
Seymore Justice sat patiently at the nicely polished table, waiting for someone familiar to walk into Sunbucks Cafe. Day after day he performed this ritual for almost a week. Changes are inevitable, he told himself as he pushed the crumbs of a half eaten doughnut off the table onto an awaiting napkin. It wasn't that long ago that he retired from the LPI. And, as things turned out, some things hadn't changed. Matt Myers was still Chief, onery as ever. The old crusty wardog, Hull O'Brian, was still the stalwart defender of everything LPI. Some recruit even told him that Riza Williams was just as beautiful as the day he first met her years ago. Seymore only wished that life was as kind to him since his retirement. Why did I leave? He reached for the side of his arm where the three chevrons used to lie. He remembered the day he was promoted to Sergeant as one of the happiest days of his life. Could I come back, he wondered. Would they even accept me? Maybe if I begged Chief really hard, he might find it in his heart to allow me to at least start as Recruit again. He finished off the other half of his doughnut as he mulled his options. Walking out of Sunbucks, he grinned. He knew now what he must do.
Sunbucks Cafe - Donutman - 03-15-2010
Joe is walking through Sunbucks when he sees Seymore Justice for the first time in years. He runs up to him and yells "SEYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AAA! JOE! WHAT?"
"I CAN TAZE YOU NOW!"
Joe whips out his tazer and tazes Seymore.
"I love bein' a Captain. Now get on patrol, fool."