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[font=Comic Sans Ms]Dudley Bob


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Oy there... Ladies and Gentleman. Could you spare some credits to poor bastard over here? Please...

*He takes one huge swig of that disgusting Wine and throws bottle over his shoulder. After few seconds he let out biggest belch and continue talking*

Anyway, you can send credits to Dudley.Bob


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Ah, excellent, just as I was thinking about a surprise for Ashley right after I contain this mess on Hawaii. This is definitely going to be a great threat indeed. Behold, ripe women of Sirius, you're no longer safe. The destroyer of all [static] has come!

I'll be ordering a 15 inch model, do you do same day deliveries?

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Fish yeah! I know all about THE THREAT. I'm not sure what the blue-black flipdongle has to do with it, though, but you and I know that they're out there!
Scheming to take over the space-place with their alien ways. Seeding themselves in the Who-Mans. Speaking in their funny ways. Destroying everything we hold dear. Bringing about the end of the worlds!

TREE PEOPLE.

They've been scarce for far too long. These few weeks of peace in the Ultra-Epic Mega-War with the Tree People have been no coincidence, as we both know. I know where they are, though. Back in Omi-Sig-Mega-Tau Eleventy-Eight, that's where, plotting their next move!
I'm glad there's someone else out there who acknowledges the true danger of the Treeple. FINALLY someone with some sense in their fishnoodle! Now, years ago, I was able to come up with an ingenious plan to fend off The Stones, who act as the Treeple's allies and scouts. That war was won, but at such a cost.

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[color=#33FFFF]Okay okay... Um. Gotta do the think-talky. That's how they hear you. This is gonna give me a headache... here we go!

***name (Brakelatabasaasta) <greets> Keepy friends.***

***How [status of] <offspring?>? ~question~ (wellbeing) good?***

***name (Brakelatabasaasta) {yet-to-receive} "status-card" [of] (Winter Solstice Celebration)***

***name (Brakelatabasaasta) help {requires}! Quickstop "Tree People" <destroy> ALL***

***[thinkreply] "privately"/"publicly" {{either}} (in-order-to) (meeting) name (Brakelatabasaasta) in {central_star_system}, "converse" on <matters of defense>, quickstop "foliage"***

***It is --thankful--,***

***:::FRIEND:::***
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