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I can haz skype - Kazinsal - 05-08-2010 Note that I actually wrote "<expletives chained nicely in a row>" and that I REALLY didn't know Bs| == the roots of the Order|. I can haz skype - xxrockstar992xx - 05-08-2010 [3:32:45 PM] Sina (Zeltak): let me tell you someting [3:32:51 PM] Sina (Zeltak): oi was at bar today iwth frioends [3:33:02 PM] Sina (Zeltak): and ti met this girl adnm we ckiss dit was np [3:33:04 PM] Sina (Zeltak): but hen [3:33:15 PM] Sina (Zeltak): i otyld her the differnece between ducks nand humrans' [3:33:23 PM] Sina (Zeltak): and duck [3:33:26 PM] Sina (Zeltak): they just [3:33:29 PM] Sina (Zeltak): protect tier pond [3:33:30 PM] Sina (Zeltak): its np [3:33:33 PM] Sina (Zeltak): but human s [3:33:39 PM] Sina (Zeltak): the yfigive a **** oabut other proobelems [3:33:43 PM] Sina (Zeltak): dthatr odnsent concern tjhem [3:33:49 PM] Sina (Zeltak): see thats the dirrefence people [3:33:55 PM] Sina (Zeltak): dukcs and ghumans [3:33:57 PM] Sina (Zeltak): humans are veil [3:34:03 PM] Sina (Zeltak): euvk beungs [3:34:05 PM] Sina (Zeltak): cus they give a **** ahobut oter problems [3:34:07 PM] Sina (Zeltak): but ducks [3:34:11 PM] Sina (Zeltak): they jmust mind their own buisnes [3:34:17 PM] Sina (Zeltak): you understan dwhat mi mean here? I can haz skype - Mao - 05-08-2010 [1:20:13 AM] Zed says: who are the Borgs? [1:20:54 AM] Jansen says: Hint: Star trek [1:22:25 AM] Baal says: The Borgs are here ? [1:22:33 AM] Baal says: They will assimilate us [1:22:57 AM] Daniel says: evade the flying cubes [1:23:00 AM] Mao says: Let the spice flow and we'll kill them:D [1:23:12 AM] Zed says::)a bunch of them on O7 [1:23:47 AM] Baal says: The Spice must flow [1:23:57 AM] Baal says: The ballance of power must be maintained [1:24:25 AM] Zed says: so a mix of star trek and Dune? [1:24:29 AM] Zed says: nice [1:24:50 AM] Baal prepare House Atreides for War. [1:24:55 AM] Baal request KANLY [1:25:14 AM] Mao says: May the Force be with you, young Luke Atreides Picard [1:25:45 AM] Zed says: (rofl) [1:26:00 AM] Baal says: you forgot Borg [1:26:14 AM] Daniel says: but always have a Zat'Nik'Tel with you too [1:27:40 AM] Daniel says: or get the newest codename wep, the RONONSGUN [1:27:58 AM] Daniel says: pwnsall [1:28:05 AM] Mao says: Cpt. Anakin Adama, Andromedda reporting in. Our FTL Drives are offline. Only master Obi-Wan O'Neill can save us now if he activates the Stargate. Let us hope that Number 6 won't seduce him too. We already lost Hercules. Xena failed to marry him. Oh and... yesterday, Xerses conquered Sparta. [1:28:21 AM] Baal says: Good [1:28:28 AM] Baal says: but you forgot something [1:28:33 AM] Baal says: The Emperor is still alive [1:28:39 AM] Mao says: ONOZ!!!!! GODZILA! [1:28:40 AM] Baal says: and Shreck is coming [1:28:41 AM] Mao says::D [1:28:45 AM] Daniel says: lol [1:29:43 AM] Mao says: ICHS? (rofl) [1:29:54 AM] Daniel says: the three muskeeters (sam fisher, gordon freeman, captain price) will save us [1:30:07 AM] Mao says: Defenetly ICHS [1:30:17 AM] Daniel says: wut is that [1:30:18 AM] Baal says: and mao [1:30:23 AM] Baal says: SAURON IS WATCHING [1:30:26 AM] Zed says: (rofl) [1:30:30 AM] Mao says: ROFL [1:30:32 AM] Baal says: A whispper from the east [1:32:01 AM] Daniel says: dun worry....Ezio and Altair will assassinate every bad guy [1:32:40 AM] Jansen says: Nope... Gilgamesch will be faster I can haz skype - Markam - 05-08-2010 [16:48:10] Ethan Morrow says: Bretonia isn't boring when it's quiet. [16:48:17] Ethan Morrow says: It's actually quite lovely. [16:48:34] Johnny O'Clay says: heh... [16:51:34] Markam says: That's what they say about women. I can haz skype - dodike - 05-08-2010 [0:14:04] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel): RAEGQUIT PLAN: Activate speed and loot mods, declare I will hack the server in crowded system chat. (2) Swear in multiple languages in system, then threaten people with sanctions when they talk. Name will be RUS-SEXYFUC|<ER1337 (3) (4 isn't even rules, really) Silently engage undockers from Penn, then find a LNS to ram repeatedly, fleeing and then reengaging. At death, undock and reengage the same LNS, DCing when I'm near death. (5) Fly an outcast IFFd Corsair Cruiser during all of this, with no ID, killing traders at whim, then docking on Navy bases to flee LNS. (6) 0.0 is Violated everywhere, as is 1.1. The other 1's are Admin obligations and such. I can haz skype - Kazinsal - 05-09-2010 [4:08:14 PM] Josh/Dejavu/Riza's Secretary: I was AFK! My dog was being sick! [4:08:32 PM] Josh/Dejavu/Riza's Secretary: I even said that when I came back! [4:08:33 PM] Void.Bot: yay! I can haz skype - lw'nafh - 05-09-2010 [11:56:15 AM] khelric: What're you eating? <3 [11:56:19 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Pizza. [11:56:23 AM] khelric: I want. D: [11:56:27 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs)::P [11:56:30 AM] khelric: ! [11:56:31 AM] khelric: khelric licks you. [11:56:37 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) eats his pizza. [11:56:43 AM] khelric: khelric steals your pizza. [11:57:01 AM] khelric: khelric crams the whole box down his pants and gives you a smug triumphant look. [11:57:11 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): ololol. [11:57:21 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) buys more, and eats it, behind an Enclave force field. [11:57:27 AM] khelric: WHAT?! [11:57:28 AM] khelric: JERK! [11:57:34 AM] khelric: khelric throws old crotch pizza at you. [11:57:37 AM] khelric: ;D [11:57:50 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) watches the pizza blow up on the field. [11:57:56 AM] khelric: ;-; [11:58:16 AM] khelric: y so jerk 4? i jus wan peeza. ;-; [11:58:17 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) grins. [11:58:27 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) slowly eats his pizza. [11:58:42 AM] khelric: khelric sits on the other side of the forcefield and looks at you with big puppydog eyes. [11:58:53 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) eats it slower, savouring every bite. [11:59:00 AM] khelric: ....... [11:59:15 AM] khelric: khelric imagines suffocating you to death with a pizza. [11:59:26 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) gets a cheesecake. [11:59:53 AM] khelric: cheesecake is poopy. I don't really like sweets that much. [12:00:10 PM] khelric: Only specific kinds. [12:00:22 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) wolfs down cheesecake and goes back to pizza. [12:00:29 PM] khelric: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [12:00:34 PM] khelric: What kind of pizza? D: [12:00:50 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Pepperoni. [12:01:04 PM] khelric: Oh. Just a plain pepperoni pizza? [12:01:21 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) gets a Sicily pizza. [12:01:46 PM] khelric: Can I . . . just....smell it? D; [12:01:54 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) eats it slowly. [12:02:04 PM] khelric: I'm going to eat YOU slowly when you come out of there. [12:02:21 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) has all the supplies he needs. [12:02:37 PM] khelric: There's only one problem. [12:02:44 PM] khelric: You don't have a toilet in there. ;D [12:03:16 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) poops in a bucket, and throws it over the 4 inch gap at the top of the field. [12:03:21 PM] khelric: LOL [12:03:34 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): I'm soooo ICHS'ing this. [12:03:46 PM] khelric: Do it and I swear I will completely destroy you. [12:04:05 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): Context'd. [12:04:18 PM] khelric: D: I can haz skype - RmJ - 05-09-2010 [8:54:54 PM] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: that makes...no sense...the most recent voter voted untrust me, but votes yes for me being in that postion..... [8:58:46 PM] Unperson: obama got elected the same way [8:59:18 PM] Unperson: they must think you're the lesser evil [9:04:14 PM] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: xD [9:04:19 PM] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: I have to... [9:04:28 PM] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: this is ICHS or something better. I can haz skype - Mao - 05-11-2010 [2:08:23 AM] Kaze says: Yup. [2:08:38 AM] Kaze says: They are more focused on Bretonia. [2:08:46 AM] Kaze says: One little rock doesn't bother them. [2:08:49 AM] Kaze says: Don't forget. [2:08:53 AM] Kaze says: They're french. [2:08:54 AM] Kaze says: >.> [2:09:14 AM] Tabris Anobi says: If they were real French they'd be in full retreat and leaving behind hot babes.:P I can haz skype - Sturmwind - 05-11-2010 I believe this is actual: [2010.04.25. 10:42:06] Sebastian (Ventana): Alec, can you name me a French national sport with six letters? [2010.04.25. 10:42:14] A.V.: *** ***? [2010.04.25. 10:42:18] Sebastian (Ventana): xD [2010.04.25. 10:42:21] Sebastian (Ventana): Good answer, but no. [2010.04.25. 10:42:25] A.V.: Damn. [2010.04.25. 10:42:41] Sebastian (Ventana): It's 'escape' actually. [2010.04.25. 10:42:53] A.V.::D [2010.04.25. 10:42:58] Sebastian (Ventana): Okay, another one: [2010.04.25. 10:43:16] Sebastian (Ventana): What are 30,000 raised hands? [2010.04.25. 10:43:27] A.V.: Eeeeerrrrr..... [2010.04.25. 10:43:40] A.V.: That one's difficult. ._. [2010.04.25. 10:43:43] A.V.: I dunno? [2010.04.25. 10:43:48] Sebastian (Ventana): The French army [2010.04.25. 10:43:53] A.V.::D [2010.04.25. 10:43:58] Sebastian (Ventana): Another one.. [2010.04.25. 10:44:01] A.V.: lol [2010.04.25. 10:44:07] Sebastian (Ventana): How many soldiers are needed to defend France? [2010.04.25. 10:44:23] A.V.: Hmm... [2010.04.25. 10:44:30] A.V.: Zero? [2010.04.25. 10:44:48] Sebastian (Ventana): Well, good guess but nobody knows, because it has never been tried. [2010.04.25. 10:44:53] A.V.: Lol!:D [2010.04.25. 10:45:35] Sebastian (Ventana): Do you know how many gears the French tanks have? [2010.04.25. 10:46:02] Sebastian (Ventana): Six [2010.04.25. 10:46:07] Sebastian (Ventana): One forward and five reverse [2010.04.25. 10:46:13] A.V.: Hahah.:D [2010.04.25. 10:46:24] Sebastian (Ventana): And can you tell me why there is a forward one? [2010.04.25. 10:46:51] A.V.: Uhm, to advance backwards? [2010.04.25. 10:46:58] Sebastian (Ventana): Uh, wrong. [2010.04.25. 10:47:02] A.V.: Duh. [2010.04.25. 10:47:06] Sebastian (Ventana): That's for the case, when the enemy comes from behind. [2010.04.25. 10:47:11] A.V.::D [2010.04.25. 10:47:45] Sebastian (Ventana): Yeah, got a last one [2010.04.25. 10:48:06] Sebastian (Ventana): Quote: "Selling French gun on eBay. Brand new, never fired, just dropped once." [2010.04.25. 10:48:23] A.V.::D [2010.04.25. 10:48:33] Sebastian (Ventana): That's actually a pretty cool one. [2010.04.25. 10:49:07] Sebastian (Ventana): OLOL [2010.04.25. 10:49:09] Sebastian (Ventana): Found another one [2010.04.25. 10:49:34] Sebastian (Ventana): Do you know why there are so many alleys in France? [2010.04.25. 10:49:48] A.V.: Nope. [2010.04.25. 10:50:04] Sebastian (Ventana): Because the German soldiers don't like to walk in the sun. [2010.04.25. 10:50:12] A.V.::D [2010.04.25. 10:50:28] A.V.: Pwned. [2010.04.25. 10:50:38] Sebastian (Ventana): OLOL [2010.04.25. 10:50:43] Sebastian (Ventana): THAT one is great: [2010.04.25. 10:50:55] Sebastian (Ventana): Do you know why French war ships have glass floors? [2010.04.25. 10:51:02] A.V.: Tell me. [2010.04.25. 10:51:15] Sebastian (Ventana): To see the rest of their fleet. [2010.04.25. 10:51:16] Sebastian (Ventana)::D [2010.04.25. 10:51:19] A.V.: LOL! [2010.04.25. 10:51:45] Sebastian (Ventana): OLOL dude, I am laughing so hard:D [2010.04.25. 10:52:03] Sebastian (Ventana): Can you tell me how wide France is? [2010.04.25. 10:52:15] Sebastian (Ventana): I will tell you [2010.04.25. 10:52:22] Sebastian (Ventana): 25 tank driving hours |