TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within.

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TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - sindroms - 01-07-2014

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Miss Jane, is the device on, hmmmmm?

Oh, excellent, that will be all.

-Khe Khem-

My warmest greetings to you, oh Sirius and all those within it. Introductions will only waste precious data transmission fees, so let us get down to business.

I am in need of a rather specific service today, and it involves bringing back an extremely outdated form of expression, dating back to the Sol era. It was called a Haikie.

(What, miss Jane? Oh, my deepest apologies...)

A Haiku related to the Sirius Sector, I mean. For those of you wishing to know more, I am sure the Neuralnet Encyclopedia has plenty of examples, but it all boils down being a silly little saying, thoughtful or not.

I will be completely honest, for all the things this life has given me, it is still in debt to me, when it comes to having a poetic soul.

So while I am so sorry that I am currently keeping you all away from your...eh...rock shooting and...things, perhaps there is someone there, who has such a skill.

And for that man or woman or....in between,

I am more than glad to offer a payment of 100 000 000 Sirian credits.

You see, there is a certain gentleman's club I have set my eyes on, but they for one reason or another require for me to submit one. So I shall.

In exactly twenty four hours, I will pick one of these submissions, so please leave your bank details as well.

Carry on.

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - Arioch - 01-07-2014

:::Transmission begins:::

*Finishes shoving donuts into mouth*

Ehm? Hrm... Oh this thing is on? Damned comms is spitting nonsense again.

Wait wait wait. Hold my coffee for me Sal. Oliver White? Hmm, haven't heard that name before, but i'm intrigued. You all reading this? Anyone know who this is? No? Curses...

Well, it's my break anyway, might as well enlighten the fellow. Now, a Haiku is it? Lets see... five, seven, five. A donut? No, too simple. A Xeno? Nah, too angry. A Zoner? Hmm, that could work. I happen to recall something... no, I don't rem... Ah yes! Lets see if this works:

a mind-warped Zoner
sits atop a big station
mystical powder

Yes yes, that ought to do! Sal! My coffee please! I dare say I deserve a swig after that masterpiece...

:::Transmission Ends:::

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - Burstinatrix - 01-07-2014

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Oh! Oh! Oh! I like poems! Hmm...

There was a spaceman
He was a really nice man
I like spacemen now

Where's my medal? Teehee!

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - axisdeus - 01-07-2014

Browsing his messages in the local bar when all of a sudden pop-up windows appear on the data-pad. "Darn commercials! Every time is the same, this crappy firewall doesn't do it's job anymore." Starts meticulously closing each advertisemen "Free treatment Orbital Spa and ...yeah sure, free..." ...closing one after the other... "Need resources ...No id not not..geez..." when all of a sudden "What is this? 100 000 000 Sc for a poem, is this a hoax?" ...looks suspicious at the sender's tracker... "It's ID-ed right Oliver White, same as name inside the message." ...starts thinking a bit and searches his pockets avidly... "Here it is, yes..." ...and opens an old-fashioned little book. "Hope no one sees me now. " Starts leafing through its pages and stops abruptly with a grin on his face. "Here you go mister Oliver " nimbly typing in a proper replay :

Axisdeus Wrote:Head into unknown,
deep space is your lone misstress.
Let memories fade.

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - Omega472 - 01-07-2014

Human expanses.
Territories wide and far.
Everlasting war.
-Seth

[Signal lost]
[Closing transmission]

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - Caconym - 01-07-2014

Eternal War, Death
Awaits all Humanity
From the Old Ones' fury.

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - Lord Caedus - 01-07-2014

Navy Pilot Flies Unknown
Feels Like Cattleman Of Old
He Knows Only Moo

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - JD.Bane - 01-07-2014

For pirates everywhere:

Between the bright stars
There is only you and I
Let honor unfold

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - Lythrilux - 01-07-2014

:::[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]:::
::::::::[Sender: Cyberpunker]:::::::::

I love a challenge. The more points I get, the better. I like the write poetry about my life...

Silent trader stops
Two milion or you die
Silent trader dies

Level up! Right?

::::::[ENDING TRANSMISSION]::::::

RE: TO: Sirius (NO ENCRYPTION) - Buying a Haiku, see within. - JD.Bane - 01-07-2014

You're on...

I am not silent
A death deserves description
Whether yours or mine