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Synth Foods || Synth.net Job Board - Synth Foods Inc. (Retired) - 05-19-2014
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Welcome to Synth Foods Inc. Human Resources Job board.
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Welcome to Synth Foods Inc. Human Resources Job board.
Synth Foods is currently hiring qualified individuals for a variety of exciting positions in our Logistics, Security, Marketing, and Research departments.
Qualified applicants must:
+ Be 18 years or older by the date of hire.
+ Possess a valid pilots ID.
+ Enjoy working in a fast paced environment.
+ Be able to lift and lower up to 100lbs. (Assist equipment is available.)
+ Have a desire to provide excellent customer service.
+ Possess the ability to utilize time management strategies to coordinate multiple deadlines.
+ Be enthusiastic about our products and services.
+ Possess a valid pilots ID.
+ Enjoy working in a fast paced environment.
+ Be able to lift and lower up to 100lbs. (Assist equipment is available.)
+ Have a desire to provide excellent customer service.
+ Possess the ability to utilize time management strategies to coordinate multiple deadlines.
+ Be enthusiastic about our products and services.
These excellent positions will be filled by qualified applicants in the order they are received, So don't delay!
Please fill out the following form and submit it to complete your application today!
Please fill out the following form and submit it to complete your application today!
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[font=Times New Roman][color=#98FB98][size=medium]»Name:[color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](We can't just call you "Hey you" now can we? Unless of course that is in fact your name, then this would be completely awkward....)[/size][/color]
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»Age: [color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Specify if your answer is referring to mental, physical, or philosophical)[/size][/color]
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»Birthplace: [color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](You were born ready, right?)[/size]
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»Criminal Record: [color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Past criminal record does not automatically disqualify an applicant, especially if it involved tractor decimation...)[/size][/color]
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»Background: [color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Tell us about yourself, no really, we want to know...)[/size][/color]
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»Personality Traits: [color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](What kind of a nut job are you?)[/size][/color]
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»Why do you want to work for Synth Foods?:[color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](We'd like to know why anyone would...)[/size][/color]
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»Desired Division and why?: [color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Logistics, Security, Marketing, or Research)[/size][/color]
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»How much Synth do you consume on average?:[color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Are you what we like to refer to as a "Heavy User"?)[/size][/color]
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»What's your favorite flavor of Synth and why?:[color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Because it's yummy!)[/size][/color]
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»How do you feel about tractors?: [color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Dirty, stinking, annoying, tractors...)[/size][/color]
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»Please use this space to provide any additional skills or information you feel may qualify you for an exciting career at Synth Foods Inc.[color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Is there anything else we SHOULD know about you, but were afraid to ask?)[/size][/color]
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»Do you agree to familurize yourself with and follow company policies at all times?[color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](We wouldn't want to have to introduce you to the swans...)[/size][/color]
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»5.K.Y.P.3 Protocol: [color=#FFFFFF][size=x-small](Required. But don't call us, we'll call you....Unless you give us a fake number like that woman on Manhattan did that one time....*sigh*)[/size][/color][/color][/font][/indent][/size]Thank you for choosing Synth Foods Inc. We look forward to hearing from you!
*All applicants will be evaluated on an individual basis and may be disqualified at any time, for any reason. Hopefully you've stopped reading by now, but if you haven't, don't say we didn't warn you. Nyah Nyah, So There!
//ooRP Stuff:
We're looking for people to fly with and RP for fun. We'd like to have a relaxed atmosphere and avoid drama as much as possible, yet get some activity going with Synth, our allied corporations, and enemies. RP Synth as a shady member of a blood-thirsty corporation, or as a complete goof ball obsessed with the product, we're really open to anything as long as you keep it fun and stick to what would be possible within the realm of the Synth lore. If you've got some good ideas for Synth, or just want to try it out, please sign up!
Expect an answer within 1-3 days at the most.