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This is what happens when I boot you out of XA chat - Evo - 09-22-2014
[5:06:06 PM] Evo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs
[5:06:33 PM] Evo: You have entered the Xeno Alliance re-addition to the 5.K.Y.P.3 Protocol channel
[5:06:35 PM] Evo: please hold
[5:07:53 PM] Evo: Did you know: The Xeno Alliance is the biggest by far Xeno group in all of Liberty!
[5:09:33 PM] Evo: Fun fact: "Xeno" actually stems from "xenophobia," an intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries.
[5:11:36 PM] Evo: Did you know: The Xeno Alliance isn't just a bloodthirsty group against foreign interaction; they hold regular soup kitchens for the needy on various planets like Houston and Pittsburgh!
[5:13:21 PM] KaiserDietz: really now?
[5:13:29 PM] Evo: Fun fact: The Xeno Alliance produces Sirius's most toxic and alcohol-concentrated beverage.
[5:13:41 PM] KaiserDietz: I didn't realize charity and the ruthless slaughter of innocents went hand in hand
[5:13:52 PM] KaiserDietz: Are you going to fun fact me into submission?
[5:14:37 PM] Evo: Did you know: The hold line is manned by a computer intelligence; all messages are pre-recorded and exist to serve towards your entertainment.
[5:16:10 PM] Evo: Fun fact: The Xeno Alliance occasionally uses the artifacts they smuggle to play baseball! It's not uncommon to find shards of artifacts around their recreational areas.
[5:16:31 PM] KaiserDietz: how the hell do they fit a baseball field into Xenos bases?
[5:18:55 PM] Evo: Did you know: The Xeno Alliance holds the Sirius-record for spotlighting; Pilot Larry Smith shot 198 asteroids while viewing through a dark contrast cockpit until crashing fatally!
[5:20:59 PM] Evo: Fun fact: "Spotlighting" is only possible in fields that contain shiny, metallic deposits! Pilots utilize unsafe, dark cockpit views and on-ship spotlights to find the shining asteroids and shoot them.
[5:23:01 PM] Evo: Did you know: Around 45% of Xeno pilots are actively drinking alcohol to unsafe levels while hunting and warding off foreigners!
RE: This is what happens when I boot you out of XA chat - tothebonezone - 09-22-2014
May I direct you to http://discoverygc.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=27729
RE: This is what happens when I boot you out of XA chat - Rebirth - 09-22-2014
Too serious for flood. Darn.
RE: This is what happens when I boot you out of XA chat - Evo - 09-23-2014
(09-22-2014, 10:40 PM)Saronsen Wrote: May I direct you to http://discoverygc.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=27729
Oops.
(09-22-2014, 11:17 PM)Rebirth Wrote: Too serious for flood. Darn.
You need to listen to the music while reading it for full effect. It was hilarious.
RE: This is what happens when I boot you out of XA chat - Zynth - 09-23-2014
![[Image: 0ZRnJ.png]](http://i.imgur.com/0ZRnJ.png)
Good morning, you have reached the Indpendent Miners' Guild service center hotline. I am the I.M.G, the Infocommunications Management Girl, the AI in charge of handling queries to our network.
"For queries about mining services, press 1."
"For queries about employment, press 2."
"For queries about contracts, press 3."
"If not, we could kindly re-route your call to an available employee. If you wish for me to re-route you, press 4."
"You have selected #4. Please hold while we find an available employee to answer your queries.
"For queries about mining services, press 1."
"For queries about employment, press 2."
"For queries about contracts, press 3."
"If not, we could kindly re-route your call to an available employee. If you wish for me to re-route you, press 4."
"You have selected #4. Please hold while we find an available employee to answer your queries.
RE: This is what happens when I boot you out of XA chat - Cælumaresh - 09-23-2014
(09-22-2014, 10:26 PM)Evo Wrote: [5:06:06 PM] Evo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs
[5:06:33 PM] Evo: You have entered the Xeno Alliance re-addition to the 5.K.Y.P.3 Protocol channel
[5:06:35 PM] Evo: please hold
[5:07:53 PM] Evo: Did you know: The Xeno Alliance is the biggest by far Xeno group in all of Liberty!
[5:09:33 PM] Evo: Fun fact: "Xeno" actually stems from "xenophobia," an intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries.
[5:11:36 PM] Evo: Did you know: The Xeno Alliance isn't just a bloodthirsty group against foreign interaction; they hold regular soup kitchens for the needy on various planets like Houston and Pittsburgh!
[5:13:21 PM] KaiserDietz: really now?
[5:13:29 PM] Evo: Fun fact: The Xeno Alliance produces Sirius's most toxic and alcohol-concentrated beverage.
[5:13:41 PM] KaiserDietz: I didn't realize charity and the ruthless slaughter of innocents went hand in hand
[5:13:52 PM] KaiserDietz: Are you going to fun fact me into submission?
[5:14:37 PM] Evo: Did you know: The hold line is manned by a computer intelligence; all messages are pre-recorded and exist to serve towards your entertainment.
[5:16:10 PM] Evo: Fun fact: The Xeno Alliance occasionally uses the artifacts they smuggle to play baseball! It's not uncommon to find shards of artifacts around their recreational areas.
[5:16:31 PM] KaiserDietz: how the hell do they fit a baseball field into Xenos bases?
[5:18:55 PM] Evo: Did you know: The Xeno Alliance holds the Sirius-record for spotlighting; Pilot Larry Smith shot 198 asteroids while viewing through a dark contrast cockpit until crashing fatally!
[5:20:59 PM] Evo: Fun fact: "Spotlighting" is only possible in fields that contain shiny, metallic deposits! Pilots utilize unsafe, dark cockpit views and on-ship spotlights to find the shining asteroids and shoot them.
[5:23:01 PM] Evo: Did you know: Around 45% of Xeno pilots are actively drinking alcohol to unsafe levels while hunting and warding off foreigners!
Reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WreaEJDyk7M
RE: This is what happens when I boot you out of XA chat - t0l - 09-23-2014
fun fact no one cares
RE: This is what happens when I boot you out of XA chat - Cælumaresh - 09-23-2014
Heresy!