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So, I am hospitalised...... - 7AlphaOne1 - 10-16-2014
Nothing much, just initial stage appedicitis. humour me.
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - Techpriest - 10-16-2014
What happens when you mix a Xeno and a Zoner together? You get a Xoner!
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - Praetor - 10-16-2014
Look on the bright side,
No H.W assignments for the Diwali holidays.
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - SMGSterlin - 10-16-2014
Could be worse, you could've caught Ebola and died.
On a lighter, but still slightly inappropriate note:
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her freaking appendix out!"
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - Alley - 10-16-2014
sounds like something xeno dwarves would do
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - evanz - 10-16-2014
a drunk bloke enters a bar and says "gimme a whishkee"
bar man: no your too drunk , get out
bloke goes out, walks round the corner and enters the side door, goes upto the bar
"gimme a whishk......hey do you own all the fecking pubs in this town"
- Brendan O'Carroll
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - Strichev - 10-16-2014
Little Mujo is in first grade and the lesson is about the sense of smell. The teacher asks; "Which things smell good, children?"
The answers are strawberries, flowers, perfumes...but then Mujo raises his hand and says, "Pussy smells good too!"
The teacher is stupefied by such an answer and says that pussies don't smell good and that the children shouldn't write that down, but also wants to know where did Mujo hear such a thing.
Mujo answers that his dad told him that. Promptly the teacher demands Mujo to tell his father to come to school the next day.
In the morning of the next day, Mujo is again in school - without his father. The teacher is surprised and demands an explanation.
Mujo then says, "My father said that people who say vaginas don't smell good are homosexual and he doesn't talk to gay people!"
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - 7AlphaOne1 - 10-16-2014
thanks. so far so good.
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - Corile - 10-16-2014
An UDP packet walks into a bar. 'One beer please'.
A TCP packet walks into a bar. 'One beer please'. The bartender asks 'Beer?'. The packet replies, 'Yes, beer.'
*everybody laughs*
So an IT comes to his wife and says
'Make me a sandwich.'
'You got two hands, you can do it yourself'.
'Sudo make me a sandwich.'
'OK.'*
*everybody laughs*
* - that's from xkcd.
RE: So, I am hospitalised...... - t0l - 10-16-2014
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