On this, your holiest of days, I contact you. Even us the 1% of Sirius, the greatest of all are dwarfed in comparison to your 'High'ness. We have a special touch when it comes to procuring commodities that are...less then savory. So, this is why I have contacted you. I am offering you my services to bring in as much as you could possibly smoke. I will prepare my ship for the long voyage into the deep omicrons. This will be an approximate 9 Hour process. I will check this transmission then.

-Lector