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Mighty Armada moves towards Eta - Pepe - 06-18-2015 |><| |><| |><| OPEN OMICRON FREQUENCY |><| |><| |><|
![]() Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron on his command bridge in fool combat uniform Dear Outcast neighbors... *there is nothing dear on Pepe's face. And on rest of him, actually* Our Friday TV scheme needs mucho more romantic movies. Explicit underwater romantic scenes are very popular on Crete, but unfortunately - we have no water. So, we will have to use sunny shallows of Malta. We might be forced to clean it of your annoying presence, but it won't hurt (a lot). I will bring sexiest latino pilots with me, as every romantic movie they shoot makes them even more popular in Empire and other civilized parts of Sirius. *uploading Friday TV scheme* Oh and I've been told you have Extra Tall Females there on Malta. I can't wait to capture some! That's what XTF means, si? *Pepe chuckles and reaches OFF button with his hairy macho hand* |><| |><| |><| SCREEN WITH MUCHO SNOW ON IT |><| |><| |><| ![]() RE: Mighty Armada moves towards Eta - Yber - 06-18-2015 Common ID: None
Location: None Encryptation: None ![]() A video feed opens, showing a hooded man whose eyes gleam. The only colours seem to be black and white. You already know the XTF. Your puns hold little importance ![]() You might not receive a pool of water when you come. What we will do provide you with is a pool of your own blood. It might not be romantic, but having you gargle on the fluids of your own breed will surely make up for a comedy. The video feed ends and the sound goes off. RE: Mighty Armada moves towards Eta - Corile - 06-18-2015 ![]() [Incoming Signal] [Decrypting...] [Sender:]______ Nathan Bloodrose [Recipient:]___ Bloodrose Syndicate [Source:]______ Cali Base, Tau-23 [Subject:]_____ Re: - [Priority:]____ Low [Encryption:]__ Low [Connecting relays...] [Establishing visual feed...] [Loading...] Greetings,
Oh man, you're a funny one. If you want to bring your ladies upon the surface of Malta, go for it. If you want to take a bath in our beautiful seas, feel free to. I just sincerely hope that your pain tolerance is very high, otherwise you may want to stay home and jump into a bathtub full of bleach. The result will be about the same. And after you're done enjoying yourself planetside, you may want to take a bit of Cardamine with you, otherwise you will experience a nasty headache followed by suffocation, horrible feeling, really. By the way, the Zoner and OS&C resort planets and luxury liners are the other way. ![]() Nathan Bloodrose Bloodrose Syndicate RE: Mighty Armada moves towards Eta - Pepe - 06-20-2015 |><| |><| |><| OPEN OMICRON FREQUENCY |><| |><| |><|
![]() Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron on his command bridge in fool combat uniform Is that so... *his face got red like all the chili that he ever ate suddenly gained self-awareness* Our Friday TV scheme seems to got changed to something more fitting the situation... Like short musical comedy, not so popular on Crete. I guess you did find it amusing as expected, you damn sniffers. *uploading new Friday TV scheme* Anyways... we might be more lucky at Luxury Liner Hawaii. Vamos, my mighty Mighty Armada. To Sigma-19, rapido! *Pepe chuckles and reaches OFF button with his hairy macho hand* |><| |><| |><| SCREEN WITH MUCHO SNOW ON IT |><| |><| |><| ![]() |