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That awkward post-docking talk. - McDoogan - 11-21-2015 Me: "You know how you docked with me last night?" Her: "Yeah, I didn't even know you could DO those things with a Docking Module!" Me: "Right... we have to talk." Her: "Oh?" Me: "Well, it's just that... every time I leave port I get this little green thing that pops up." Her: "Green thing? I don't like the sounds of this." Me: "It's just, I get the feeling you're still docked with me even though you're obviously not. I think you gave me rust and I'm going to the Shipyard to get checked out. So I gotta ask, how many OTHER ships have you docked with recently?" Her: "I swear it's only been you! ...and that other one about a month ago... but that was before we really met." Me: Well that other ship must have been a rustbucket because I've only let YOU dock with me and look what's happened. All I'm saying is... I'm not deactivating my shield from now on. I hope you understand." Her: "Okay so, it might have been a a little rusty... but it said i would be totally safe!" Me: "Honey, I love you, but you gotta promise me you'll only dock with me from now on..... AFTER you cover yourself in nanobots... twice a day... for the next week." Her: "Okay okay... I'll only dock with you from now on. Promise." Me: I'm sorry if I was a jerk there but I gotta put my landing gear down when it comes to docking procedures." //seriously devs, can you fix the docking modules bugs? RE: That awkward post-docking talk. - Hidamari - 11-22-2015 while the RP is good to see, it might be worth making a cohesive post if you have a serious point to make. RE: That awkward post-docking talk. - Unlucky_Soul - 11-23-2015 I actually enjoyed reading this one. Its a creative way of putting the docking bug across RE: That awkward post-docking talk. - sasapinjic - 11-23-2015 Nice writing . |