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Short stories of the outer minds. - jshkornmiller - 10-27-2008
// Only post here if you want to add another story told by grandpa!!! it'll be fun! Only stories that make no since!
An old man sits at a table in a small dark room. He takes a pipe and puff on it slowly and exhales as the smell from the smoke is pleasant. He looks out the window and sees a small group of deer nibbling on the greens in the yard. He smiles. *such a beautiful day* he thinks to himself.
His attention is quickly drawn away as three children come in and run up to him.
"Grand pa! Grand pa! Tell us a story!' One child yells
"Yes grandpa! tell us a good story!"
"OK, my little ones, gather your pillows and come close to the fire. i have a silly story for you today." The old man says as he takes another puff on his pipe. He then closes his eyes and begins the story.
One day, Not long ago, There was a group of very large ships! They were big and scary! *boom* *boom*
*Boom* they would go to anyone and anything! So one day. There was a big battle, the large ships won! they were unstoppable! But then1 when they docked on Manhattan they were captured......
LPI-Sugarland is where they'll be heading! We'll make them shave coconuts for a living! They will know when they have to shave those coconuts will a dull plastic butter-knife. Dry they will in large amounts that the water we give them will not replenish the tears they shed. And when all the coconuts are shaved. We'll send them to Crete!
They will roam the waste lands for long times wishing they were shaving coconuts. To get the succulent juices that fall from the husks. With only the flesh of fallen comrades will they make it to a city. Then the coarse hairs will find them disgusting and ship them to Kusari where they don't fit in at all! They'll look at the emperor on new tokyo for help and he'll Seppuku. The kusari people will then ship them to Britonia!
Te Britonians Will cheer as they see them as hero's for the death of the kusari emperor. But then one of them kidnaps the Queen and they runaway! They run out of H-Fuel and are picked up by a corsair, again! Who then puts them in tow and brings them back to Crete where they do bad things to the queen. like have a dinner party with rats and rat weed. They then see that the people were the same ones they sent away and decide to give them to the zoners to pass on to the outcasts as a gift!
They arrive on Malta but to the outcasts disbelief, they think they're corsairs and toast them all. The end
"So is the story i have told you today. now go my little ones, practise your skills on the wac-a-mole game. Bess we get ready for those bugger to get my carrots." The old man says as he get up and goes to the rest room.
Short stories of the outer minds. - jshkornmiller - 02-07-2009
The old man walks down the road looking into the field as the sun begins to set. he takes a puff of his pipe as his grand children run up to him.
"Grandpa! tell us a story!" one child yells.
"Yes yes grandpa a good one!" the other says as he jumps up and down.
"Okay, okay," he says as he walks to the side of the road and sits down on a fallen tree.
"okay boys, this happened not too long ago. "
" a loong time ago, a DSE convoy was headed to kusari when they were stopped by a group of xeeners. the xeeners demanded them to kill them selves or they would kill them for them. so the DSE convoy fought the xeeners to the death, and all died. then one day another convoy of LPI armored trains came by, they were shipping rubber ducklings to the far reaches of liberty space so the lpi officers could have some fun in their bath time.
The rubber ducklings then came to life and killed all the pilots. they took control of the ship and then flew to that one place of yonder. when they docked on Naha station, the walked to the bar and asked for bathwater to drink, the guy laughed and they squirted him in the eye with ketchup. they then fled to that junker base there in that same system. and decide that they would make a pirate group called "Rubber duckies R us" and take profit from the ever popular Diamond and Niobium run.
So they captured 4 rhineland battleships and named the LOLWUT!, LOLWUT1,1/2, LOLWUTROFLPWN and LMAOHAPPYSUACE. they then started attacking everyone and everything, claiming to be zoners, they would attack zopners and meat pop sickles. then, the dirty corsairs got mad and decided to wtfpwn anything that said anything like lolwut or roflpwnsuace hotdogs. and then the outcasts got mad too. so the corsairs and outcasts made an alliance to rid these lolwutting rubber ducklings.
So there we were, in out starflier, about to watch the greatest battle in history, when a unknown ship showed up with some sort of crazy name starting with a name, it ripped everything to shreds, and the left. corsairs, outcasts, rubber ducklings. all left floating in the vacuum of space.
Long live the bacon."
"So, let this be a lesson for you my children, don't play with rubber lolwutting ducklings." the old man said as he gets up and begins to walk back to town puffing quietly on his pipe.
his grand children just sit there, mouth agape and pick there noses. they then get up and go do little kid things.