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tl&dr logs - Yaoquizque - 01-27-2016
// I will be posting logs here. Feel free to post your own logs as well, if you find them amusing and worth reading.
RE: tl&dr logs - Yaoquizque - 01-27-2016
Context : A golden Chrysanthenum is luring a naive trader into an ambush.
Colors : System | Local | Private
Hibari-no-kata: You appear to be busy. Is there a big issue in New Tokyo?
Royal.Lynx: Red: Bonjour.
Hibari-no-kata: I do not speak inferior genetic stock language.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: I don't insult other Kusarians because they were born in it. [Sighs.]
Royal.Lynx: Red: Also, Borderworlders here, monsieur.
Hibari-no-kata: It is miss~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Ah, more girls from Hogosha or...?
Hibari-no-kata: I'm an obedient and well mannered lady.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Respect for that. Some girls are not like you, miss.
Hibari-no-kata: You are funny, Gaijin-san. I like you.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
...
Royal.Lynx: Red: So, miss. Are you from Hogosha or...?
Hibari-no-kata: Why do you ask, Gaijin-kun?
Royal.Lynx: Red: Curiosity, ma chere. I already came across Miss Arashi.
...
Hibari-no-kata: She's my best friend.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Ah! [Bows.] Pretty appreciated then.
Hibari-no-kata: Hai. And she told me about you.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Oh wow, so women are chatting about me. [Smirks.]
...
Hibari-no-kata: Hai. She told me she loved you.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Hibari-no-kata: Perhaps we could meet so that I would tell you everything?
Royal.Lynx: Red: [Almost spilled entire tea all over the screen.] She said WHAT.
Hibari-no-kata: She said many sweet things...
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Mon dieu... And oui, I will just deliver my shady goods... I mean, the completely legit and legal goods.
Hibari-no-kata: Hai?
Royal.Lynx: Red: [Laughs.]
Hibari-no-kata: That is well.
Royal.Lynx: Red: Freeport 6 or some other place, ma chere?
Hibari-no-kata: I will be waiting near New Tokyo gate in Kyushu.
Royal.Lynx: Red: Got it! I will come back in no time. Unless I trip on a rock. Or a Dragon.
Hibari-no-kata: Hai... Those Dragons... They are so arrogant.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Saito.Dosan: Hmm. Where are you headed?
Hibari-no-kata: I will meet a friend at the gate.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Well, for me thre's no point in hating them, at least they aren't inhaling that orange stuff.
Hibari-no-kata: That orange stuff?
Royal.Lynx: Red: Cardamine, they say. Something like Nox which is pretty well-spread through Gallic Borderworlds.
Hibari-no-kata: Oh really? That sounds bad.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: I never liked drugs, like my sister.
Hibari-no-kata: That is well.
Royal.Lynx: Red: [Scratches his ear.] I really need to check out that Artifact Market sooner or later.
Hibari-no-kata: You like what is shiny, do you not, Gaijin-san?
Hibari-no-kata: And you like what is young. And you like what is sweet.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Young? Why young?
Hibari-no-kata: Ho. You are into old people? I see!
Royal.Lynx: Red: Hell no! At least I don't think so.
Hibari-no-kata: I'm not there to judge you.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Hibari-no-kata: If you intend to stay, hide behind the gate, Dragon-san. You are ruining the surprise effect.
Saito.Dosan: Ah. Very well. The element of surprise...
Royal.Lynx: Red: Aaand I will be coming back.
Hibari-no-kata: I'm waiting for you. My heart is beating fast.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Hibari-no-kata: Hai~
Hibari-no-kata: I'm fooling a man into falling into a trap. He sounds silly enough to do so. So please let me deal with him, hai?
Saito.Dosan: Very well
Royal.Lynx: Red: Ha, eager for meeting with me.
Hibari-no-kata: Hai~
Saito.Dosan: I am merely... A part of the jump gate
Hibari-no-kata: That is perfect, Dragon-kun! You are a true wonder.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Saito.Dosan: Arigato
Hibari-no-kata: She told me so much about you and I want to meet you.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Hibari-no-kata: You are welcome. I like you. You probably smell nice.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Saito.Dosan: So... who... are we waiting for?
Hibari-no-kata: An idiotic male. I'm luring him into coming to me. He buys everything I say.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Saito.Dosan: Most...devious... I can respect that
Hibari-no-kata: Some males only deserve this.
Saito.Dosan: Hmm, should I be insulted?
Hibari-no-kata: It is your decision to be or not be insulted.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Saito.Dosan: Very true...
Hibari-no-kata: You are very silent suddenly. Are you alright, Gaijin-kun?
Royal.Lynx: Red: Mhm. I'm all-right, miss.
Hibari-no-kata: Your tone changed. Is something bothering you?
Royal.Lynx: Red: Not at all. Hold on, I have KNF inspection over here.
Hibari-no-kata: Kusari Naval Forces? Ho! They are hard working warriors.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Hibari-no-kata: What is Dragon-san name?
Saito.Dosan: My name is... Saito Dosan... As is this ship
Hibari-no-kata: Ho. Saito-chan~
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Ah, everything went smoothly. Passing next to Kyushu.
Hibari-no-kata: I hope they did not bother you, Gaijin-kun.
Royal.Lynx: Red: They are hard working, especially after that Dragon attack on Tsushima.
Hibari-no-kata: Ho? There was an attack?
Royal.Lynx: Red: Oui. I was witnessing it from safe distance.
Hibari-no-kata: You sound very brave.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: I already love irony of yours, ma chere.
Hibari-no-kata: Of you detected it? I appreciate your intelligence.
Saito.Dosan: My ship is one with the jump gate... It would be difficult to spot, at first glance. We are hidden... in plain sight
Hibari-no-kata: Do not worry, Saito-chan.
[The geisha liner arrives]
Hibari-no-kata: Wah~ You came all by yourself to me~
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: [Smiles warmly.] I knew it.
Hibari-no-kata: How dumb men can be~
Royal.Lynx: Red: But then, I came nonetheless.
Hibari-no-kata: You just need a woman to talk sweet to you~
Hibari-no-kata: And you would do anything~
Hibari-no-kata: And you will do anything, will you not? Anything I tell you.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: [Shrugs audibly.] Looks like my sis is always right.
Hibari-no-kata: How many are you in this liner?
Royal.Lynx: Red: Two of us. It's a heavily refitted vessel, to be honest.
Hibari-no-kata: Two? Who is the other?
Saito.Dosan: And then, like a ghost from the mist, I emerge.
Royal.Lynx: Red: My sister. Oh, bonjour mister!
Hibari-no-kata: Hai... Saito-chan hid well, do you think not?
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Hibari-no-kata: Your sister? I see... And she's gaijin too? Of course...
Royal.Lynx: Red: [Scratches his ear.] Now I see why she's bossing me around. And yes, she's 'gaijin'. As you noticed.
Hibari-no-kata: I will make you two play a little game.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
...
Hibari-no-kata: You will slap your brother as hard as you can.
Royal.Lynx: Choco: Oh, can I?
...
Hibari-no-kata: You slap him, then you tell him : "Stop considering women as sexual toys".
Royal.Lynx: Choco: [Looks down at his brother.] Well, I'm not sure what you screwed up this time, but if you said something like it... Females are not sexual toys, you haven't thought that, yes?
Royal.Lynx: Red: Never! I'd never do that!
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Hibari-no-kata: You forgot to slap him. Slap him and make him get up so that you can slap him some more~ His nose must bleed like the pervert he is~
Royal.Lynx: Choco: [Slaps him in the face right when he stood up. It looked comical.]
Hibari-no-kata: You call that slapping, sweet-chan?
Hibari-no-kata: ie, ie, ie. Yada!
Royal.Lynx: Red: Sis! What for again?!
Royal.Lynx: Choco: I can bring my bat, if you want.
Royal.Lynx: Red: NO! Don't let her! Just don't... I already got whipped for gambling recently!
Hibari-no-kata: I suppose the lesson is learned. Maybe it won't be necessary~
Hibari-no-kata: But I would like you to tell him one more thing.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Choco: (Now shut up Red, we are getting out of the trouble here.) Yes?
Hibari-no-kata: Tell him if he disobeys you again, you will call me.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Hibari-no-kata: And you know what I will do, sweet-chan? Do you~
Royal.Lynx: Choco: Ohhhhh, he already have a women that he fears, but additional threat wouldn't hurt.
Royal.Lynx: Red: Ouch...
Hibari-no-kata: If he disobeys you, I will wait in his bed room~ And I will make sure he can no longer "honor" a woman anymore.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
...
Hibari-no-kata: Then he just needs to obey you at all times. Be a good puppy.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: Puppy? [Resigned.]
Hibari-no-kata: "Yes sweet-chan, no sweet-chan"... "I can do the dishes every day, sweet-chan"... "I will clean the toilets"... "I will let you decide who I should marry, sweet-chan".
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Saito.Dosan: Be wise; be humble... and always listen to the ladies, hah
Royal.Lynx: Choco: Well, fair enough.
Hibari-no-kata: Next time that idiot gets attracted by a siren chant, maybe I will just make sure the siren destroys the ship he's in.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Red: [Looks down.] I never treat women like toys, Flower-sama.
Hibari-no-kata: Of course we would bring you back to Ainu depot, Sweet-chan. And make sure you fit in the sisterhood.
Hibari-no-kata: The initiation can be hard.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Choco: Me or him? [Is amused right now.]
Hibari-no-kata: We could take him. After having made him a woman.
Hibari-no-kata: Fufufu~
Royal.Lynx: Choco: Now, that's rude.
Hibari-no-kata: Roses have barbs, sweet-chan. And that is necessary, for them to survive.
...
RE: tl&dr logs - Yaoquizque - 01-29-2016
Context : A member of Landwirtrechtbewegung is caught by Rheinland Federal Police.
Colors : System | Local | Private
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Erh.
Arne.Brunhild: Hallo, outlaw.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Guten tag, mein herr.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: This is the Farmer police!
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Did you eat your vegetables today? Ja? Nein?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Answer, Fraulein!
Arne.Brunhild: Hmph, unfortunately my memory is quite bad. May I ask the importance of the question?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: It ist of the uttermost importance, ja...
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Oh... My apologies. I took you for one of those rookies.
Arne.Brunhild: Why you-
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I did not want to do that, alright!
Arne.Brunhild: *Sigh* Very well.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Calm down, fraulein! I'm a nice person!
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: You risk nothing from me if you ate your vegetables today.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: And you do not appear to be working for Synth Foods, ja?
Arne.Brunhild: I have no connection towards Synth Foods, ja.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: That ist gut. Synth Foods is the evil!
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: They ruined Stuttgart! They should all be exterminated!
Arne.Brunhild: Trying to indoctrinate me with your propaganda?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: But I see you are one of those Rheinland Militar recuits, ja?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: It's not propaganda! It's the truth.
Arne.Brunhild: As shameful as it is.. I am quite green.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Nothing shameful with that, fraulein. We all started like this.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: But why did you accept to serve this corrupted go.. Oh wait...
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: It is the Federal Police! You called them, Fraulein?
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: What is going in heir?
Arne.Brunhild: About time,
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Herr Carsten. How are you.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: We saw your shady movements miles away, on our long range scanners.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: It was gut so far.
Arne.Brunhild: Our LWB friend here has been keeping me occupied.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Ha those long range scanners. Wonderful things, those things. I am myself a fan of them, nicht whar?
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: With words or with shooting?
Arne.Brunhild: Mostly words, Kameraden.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: So I've heard, potato man.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: It is easy to see you when you use trade lanes...
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I did shot her. But only by mistake. And I apologize for that. I'm not known to shoot poor recruits on their first? day.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: If only potentially lethal actions could be excused so easily.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: Ja, you rather shoot transports like last time, eh?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Me? Shoot transports? You are mistaken, fraulein.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I am but an humble farmer.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Actually.. I am Farmer Police!
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: *A police siren can be heard*
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: So.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Did you all eat your vegetables today, ja?
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: You dont say...
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Ah, there are no farms around here. You're out of your jurisdiction.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Ach! We do not need farms.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: What good is a Farmer Police without farms to patrol?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Farmer Police has all juridiction for vegetables matters. Ja?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: We do not patrol farms.
Arne.Brunhild: Then comes the question, what are you doing out here, if there aren't any farms?
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: Sounds like you ate too much vegetable.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Our farms are clean.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Your blasphemy against vegetables is noted, fraulein. I am very disappoint.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: I prefer schnitzel over vegetable.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I thought you were someone nice.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: I bet he's been trying the new vegetable soup flavored synth paste.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: What did you just say..? You really want to anger me?
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Poor man, can't afford to buy the natural flavored thing.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I'm actually a lady, nicht whar? You should know by my callsign.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Ah, my apologies. Still, you are poor ja?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Wealth does not matter to Farmers.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Synth paste is really good to handle the cold winters.... which is everyday.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: We just want a clean Stuttgart.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: You love Synth Foods so much?
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: Come on wachmann, dont eat that s***
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: What?
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Well, I prefer some hamburgers, but synth weiners are not that bad.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: Gut homemade schnitzel, be it with or without vegetable, are the best.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: You are a disgrace!
Arne.Brunhild: Is this really going to turn into a blasted argument over whether we like a sustenance dish or not?
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: Who are you talking to right now?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I'm talking to the Synth addict of yours!
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Ah, but I like my quiche with all good ingredients.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: He admits he loves Synth Foods trash!
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: He said he eat it. I dont approve that...but Im tolerant.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: What, is something wrong? All the kids love it these days.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: You wouldn't like it if you knew how it's made.. Ja...
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: I have to agree on this. I should take you to visit Stuttgart sometimes.
Arne.Brunhild: What, from "the brains of our enemies?" *Chuckle*
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: You would not like it if you knew how ruined Stuttgart became because of Synth Foods! And how many brave men and women were left with nothing to survive!
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Don't tell me you are one of those people who believe Synth Gel is people scam no?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: It's even worse than that! Jawhol!
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: In the past they admitted that recycled waste is added into that...thing.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: You are an ingorant, Herr Nijmegen, and I pity you. Perhaps it's because you never knew true natual vegetables. You would think otherwise if you did.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Regardless! You did not answer my question.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Well, I'm working hard to afford some these days. Instead of some people rambling on the airwaves.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I know for granted Herr Nijmegen did not eat his vegetables today. But what about the two fraulein?
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Eh, wasn't there some vegetarian sausage on yesterday's mess lunch, Direktor?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Vegeterian... Sausage? Ach! What is that heresy!
Arne.Brunhild: Tsch, I've got no taste for Synth paste, but I still can't put my finger on what I ate this morning..
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I mean Carrots! Salads!
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: What, you know... those made with Tofu, and with little bits of... carrots and mushrooms I guess.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Herr Nijmegen is truly a lost cause.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: That is your problem...you cant be tolerant a little.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Thank you for your consideration, now stop shooting civilians.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Maybe I can. But you will have to help me, nicht whar?
Arne.Brunhild: Uh, help?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Ja. Help.
Arne.Brunhild: Wouldn't it seem a bit off to ask a Military officer to help you?
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: What are you talking about?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: Nein I think not.
Arne.Brunhild: I mean, for an Outlaw Organization.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I'm talking about helping our movement to save Stuttgart.
Arne.Brunhild: No, offense, herr Bananen.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: Is it the Hessians? Or the Corsairs? Do you know when they will attack?
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: There are legal options how to help Stuttgart. Terrorism is not way to go.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: This government does nothing! When the law cannot help, a man or woman must fight for what he, or she believe to be right! With his or her own strength. That's what your corrupted government forced us to do.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: And you blame us for it!
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: We blame you for shooting people with criminal intent.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: Like those traders last time.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: We only do this to save Stuttgart. The end is worth the means, ja? And we mean no harm to traders.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: Ja, I saw that last time...
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: I'm glad you realized that.
RFP|Wach.G.Nijmegen: You specifically said you wanted one of them dead.
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: You fraulein are of superior intelligence, I can see that.
RFP|Pdt-Laura.Carsten: That was sarcasm, you know?
LWB|Kostliche.Bananen: It was a figure of speech, nothing else.
[Bad ending]
RE: tl&dr logs - Yaoquizque - 02-04-2016
Context : A Kusari exile meets a Gallic Royal Navy officer.
Colors : System | Local | Private
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Un contacte! Identify yourself, monsieur red contact!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Another of those foolish Gauls. I have no order to receive from mass murderers.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Quoi? Foolish? Moi? You must be mistaken, monsieur. Excusez-moi? I am no murderer, monsieur!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Don't you have some innocents to slaughter on Leeds? It's Madam to you.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Non. I am assigned to the 27th Tau Patrol wing - mademoiselle! Leeds is not my assigned area of operations. The front is very dangerous, oui? Lots of large ships. Experienced pilots, et cetera!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Poor Blanchettu-chan is afraid of Bretonians? I see. That's quite pathetic.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: If I were told to go, I would go. But I am not, oui? Commandant Delacroix, I am with his wing - and he says I am to patrol the Java perimeter, oui!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: It just means you're a good lapdog doing everything she is told.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: This is my tour of duty. I am sworn to serve the Crown! Papa will be very proud of me once the war is over.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: He will be very proud of all the people you killed. Bravo.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: I do not kill people! That is against the rules of engagement, non? I am to disable the vessels of any hostiles, and allow them to eject!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: You should tell that to your King who appears to love slaining everything that stands before him.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Quoi? But that is our right, non? We are to unite the fractured Houses under one banner!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: You just want others to bend before you.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Moi? I don't care one way or the other.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: But your quest will never end. Some will never bend.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Ah, oui - like your dissident group, is that so? You are the first of these- Imperalistes, oui? -that I have met. Usually this is much simpler. The Outcasts, oui, they are easy to deal with. "Die, Gallic scum!" They make it very easy.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: We are the enbodiment of Kusari valors. We have spent countless years rafining our art.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Hmm. Which art is this?
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: The art of war.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Ah, of course! [she giggles] But are you not the last of a force that lost its battle with the Crown, mademoiselle?
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: If we lost, how do you explain we are still here.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Lots of people have lost and are still here.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Looks like your beloved crown is not so powerful after all.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Well, I can only speak for what I see. I am only a simple lieutenant, mademoiselle, but we are the ones with the many ships and the many victories. Commandant Delacroix would agree.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: You are extending your territory. Which means you can be attacked on many fronts.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Mais oui. But the Crown is strong, oui! The Kingdom is eternal!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: We shall see about that.
...
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: You're probably too brainwashed to realize the misery your kind unleashed on Sirius.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: I am not stupid. I know that with the Sirian resistance to our cause comes the usual attachments of war. This is your fault, not ours.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Of course. And since it's the enemy's fault, anything is legit against them.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Have you not seen the advancements made by House Kusari following their acceptance of our legitimacy? All can prosper in this manner, if only they had the eyes to see.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: A house of cheap traders and honorless scum. But we will fix that soon enough.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: A proud Kingdom with a legacy spanning three-quarters of a milennium.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Kusari shall rise again, and that day our enemies will run in despair.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: It looks to me as if House Kusari is as high as it ever was. Perhaps higher. Maybe it is you who has failed to notice this second coming, oui?
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: You like people licking your boots, do you not. Tells a lot about your pathetic need for power.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Perhaps it's what you ask to the men you sleep with. I would not be surprised.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Ah, mademoiselle! You wound me! Since when should my personal life come into this?
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Are you going to call your father now to tell him the mean Imperial told you mean things? I would love to record that call.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Oh, oui. I am phoning him as we speak.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: You sound very bitter, mademoiselle. I suppose I can understand that, in your position. Perhaps you are lonely, oui? Many comrades dead from your pointless struggle.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: I am fine.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Really? Oh, I do hope so.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: You see, I don't bear you any ill will, mademoiselle.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Good for you.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Perhaps you cannot comprehend this, but it is still so. Yours is a resistance born of hatred, oui. You judged me before you even laid eyes on me. But to me? This is my job, mademoiselle. I am to keep the Taus secure and prosperous for all who may reside here.
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GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Ah, well - now you are complicating matters, oui? You are trying to provoke me.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Took you a while to realize.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Well, now you are trying even harder.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Should I call you 'slowpoku-chan'? Name's fit you.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: If I knew what a 'slow pokuchan' was, maybe I would be offended.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: That's a legendary creature. Without a brain. And an ugly nose.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Vraiment? I am sure you are very trustworthy on that front. No matter.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: I live to serve.
[03.02.2016 22:35:54] GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Ah, oui - now you sound like me! You know, it is never too late to swear fealty.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: I was about to propose you the same.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Quoi? [she giggles] Me, turn over to the Imperials? I doubt I would fit in.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Hai. That's the only logical choice.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Is it? Oh, you must explain. How is that logical for me, mademoiselle?
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: We can use you to please our men. They need distraction, sometimes. Sadly.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Ah, so you think I would enjoy this?
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Perhaps.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Perhaps, but I somehow doubt it. No doubt the taste of Imperials is as repulsive as the noises that come out of their mouths.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: At least you would be useful at something.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: I should prefer to pass.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Disappointing. But not unexpected.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Your taunting will get you nowhere. I am being very open with you, n'est-ce pas? You are luckier than you would believe. Commandant Delacroix and his ilk - oui, they would have no time for this idle banter. You would be down a fighter by now.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: What's stopping you?
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Perhaps you like me.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: You are more talkative than the usual rock rats I find, I must admit. Wittier, too - though that is no great accomplishment.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Sounds like you really need company.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Drug addicted fools, the lot of them. I don't get much opportunity to associate with Sirians. The 27th Tau Wing is not affiliated with the Foreign Legion. You can forgive me some curiosity, non? Drooling Outcast after drooling Outcast does get boring.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: You would by leaving Gauls Navy.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Oui, but I see more sense in staying relatively comfy where I am than joining the Imperial harem.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Too bad too sad.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Regardless, the offer is always there. Mine is a sincere one, too, not some idle, rude chatter. Perhaps you will hear it again when your pod is brought in. Perhaps not - particularly if you cannot act a little more polite.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: You sound quite confident.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: But I am confident! My convictions do not falter!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Good. That means you will be more keen to do mistakes. I'm after all, just one of those petty Imperials. Nothing that could make you drop a sweat.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Ah, I do not underestimate you just because of your rudeness. Not even because you are a Sirian! I take my job very seriously indeed.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Really?
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Mmm-hmm.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Aren't Sirians inferior human beings?
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: That is one school of thought. Not one I subscribe to. Rude and misguided as a rule, oui - reluctant to accept us among them - but not inferior.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: After all, you fight them to bring them under your banner.. Because you know better what is best for them, hai?
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Something better to offer than centuries of war. You are very driven, though, I see. Maybe peace would not suit you. I know I would prefer it - but then again, I have a duty!
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: I have seen war most of my life.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: So it is almost all you know, then?
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: It gives a purpose as good as another.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: I don't know about that. It does not sound like it has done you any favours.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: In the expression of your will to dominate, by interacting with your foes. You find yourself, and better yourself. And you get to know yourself.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: And you said I was the one who enjoyed watching others submit? I am a peaceful lady at heart, but you - ah, for someone who decried me as a murderer, you have a very high opinion of warfare.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: War is the expression of a will to dominate another. There is nothing purest than war. Same goes for hatred.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Do you really believe so? That is very sad.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Hatred is never deceitful. You can expect your foes to hate you with passion.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Perhaps, then, there really is no hope for you and yours, if others among you think this way. Ours is a message of unity and peace, though your peoples force us to bring it through conquest. You would not do well with such an attitude.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: We are the Warrior Caste of Kusari. We are defined by war.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: What a waste.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: By the very nature of mankind, you are bound to fail. I don't mind you trying. But I doubt your so noble ideals are anything but smoke and mirrors. To hide your need to dominate others and rule them.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Your outlook is very disturbing. If you had the convictions I had, you would not think like this. I suppose it would be hard for you to grasp.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: I understand.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: I am not sure you do.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: It is quite amusing if you truly believe in what you claim.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: You are a depressing individual. I pity you, in a way. You have only driven yourself to be like this.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: Save it.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Oui, oui - you would not want my pity anyway, of course.
{343}Kitabatake.K-Shoi: I do not need pity from lapdogs such as yours.
GRN|Alicia.Blanchette: Maybe not.
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