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True story this - sasapinjic - 03-30-2016
( i read this and decide to alter it a little to fits Discovery).
A Magician, David Burke, got a job on a OSC cruise liner.
Off he went, and with him, his pet parrot, that did the odd trick.
Anyway, on the first night, as Mr Burke was doing his magic,
the parrot started telling the audience what he was doing...
"It's up his sleeve! In his pocket! down his trousers!"
The act was ruined, the audience walked out.
Mr Burke was just about to kill the parrot, when there was an almighty explosion.
The ship was attacked and destroyed by Outcast gunboat,
For five days and nights, the parrot, and the magician,
Were stuck in Escape Capsule.
Eventually, the parrot spoke...
"Alright, I give in, where have you hidden the ship?"
RE: True story this - Venkman - 03-30-2016
Join [RM] because this is flood... oh wait... that's not my line.
RE: True story this - nOmnomnOm - 03-30-2016
vroom vroom
RE: True story this - Skorak - 03-30-2016
liner-sasa was put out of action by |+|-Vittor.Maresca(Gun)
RE: True story this - Oldum - 03-30-2016
(03-30-2016, 07:00 AM)Venkman Wrote: Join [RM] because this is flood... oh wait... that's not my line.
47 , this is Diana from Agency , you missed your line, go back and start over.
In other news, nice joke sasa.
RE: True story this - Corile - 03-30-2016
wisp best faction
RE: True story this - Major. - 03-30-2016
(03-30-2016, 07:00 AM)Venkman Wrote: Join [RM] because this is flood... oh wait... that's not my line.
Wow... stop using my line...
Join [RM] because this is flood.
RE: True story this - sasapinjic - 03-30-2016
Join OSC cause we have Exotic Entertainers !
RE: True story this - BDM - 03-30-2016
Join the mighty Büro der Marineintelligenz cuz we have u-boats.
RE: True story this - Foxglove - 03-30-2016
Join K'Hara because we are the arbiters of Nomad caps.