CAMBRIDGE RESEARCH STATION - Today Cryer Pharmaceuticals has achieved another grand breakthrough in the field of genetic engineering. A previously secret project has been unveiled eariler today on Planet Cambridge.

Apparently, this new project is a genetic modification that allows various very serious cosmetic alterations that change the appearance of an individual. Dubbed "beast mods", they make patients look like dogs, cats, foxes, rabbits, aliens, vampires and more by modifying many things such as hair, eyes, skin, bones, teeth, etc.

Wisp Innovations spokeswoman Jessica Jade has given us her comment: "I suppose that the new cosmetic shaping 'beast mods' are going to be very popular with the younger generation and I anticipate that soon Wisp Innovations will gain the majority in marketshare for such products." ∎

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