Cooking Competition! - Printable Version

Eldorado's Interstellar Restaurant

Tastes of Sirius

Invites YOU to join the

FIRST SIRIUS-WIDE COOKING COMPETITION!!!

Tell us about your dish, and if it's found worthy, it will be featured on the most exclusive menu in the Galaxy!

And you will receive the sum of:

ONE MILLION CREDITS!!!

Feeling lucky?

Tell us the name and description of your specialty, to be featured among the:

Tastes of Sirius Menu

Kusari

Sushi - Made from Kyushu rice and assorted Yuno aquatic species
Ramen Soup - “Tampopo”-Style
Fugu Fish Dish - A thrilling dish for you, or for your mother-in-law
Harihari-nabe Whale Meat Hotpot - In your face, Gaians!
Shark Fin Soup - Increases sexual potency and cures cancer
Roast Duck with Fried Noodles – The classic

Bretonia

Fish ’n’ Chips – Fried fish and hot potato chips from Cambridge
Jellied Eels – Not for the faint of stomach
Steak & Kidney Pie – Savoury pie filled with diced kidney and onion
Toad in the Hole - Sausages in Yorkshire pudding batter and onion gravy

Dublin Specialties

Garlic Roasted Cabbage – As the name says
Colcannon with Corned Beef Brisket
Fried Cabbage & Sausage with Dark Beer
Broiled Steak with Whiskey Sauce
Steak & Guinness Pie – Savoury pie filled with diced beef and Guinness
Dublin Coddle – Leftover surprise, with Guinness

Liberty

Meteorite Burger & Freedom Fries – ‘murica Style
Hot dog – New York Style, with mysteriously orange looking sausage meat
Spareribs - Texan Style, fool me & you can’t get fooled again
Supersize T-Bone Steak – Express your patriotism by supersizing yourself
Reuben Sandwich – Corned beef, Swiss cheese, Sauerkraut, Russian dressing, grilled between slices of rye bread
Corndog – Sausage coated in thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick

Rheinland

Sauerbraten mit Leberkäse und Kartoffelpuffer – Marinated Horse with meatloaf and fried potato patty (Chef Auben Dorm)
Saumagen – Sow’s stomach stuffed with sausage and kartoffeln
Nürnbergerbratwurst mit Sauerkraut – The queen of Wurst dishes
Schwarzwälderkirschtorte – Munich chocolate, cream, and cherry pie
Mettbrötchen mit Zwiebeln – Raw minced meat with onions, in a bun
Nordseekrabbenstulle – Mayonnaise sandwich with Hamburg shrimp
Spätzle – Stuttgart Spezial

Gallia

Cuisses de Grenouilles à l’Ail - Tastes like chicken, with garlic
Escargot à l’Ail - Tastes like little bits of chicken, with garlic
Coq au Vin - Rooster parts served in wine sauce
Foie Gras – Liver of force-fed morbidly obese goose
Crêpe – Not what it sounds like

Crete

“Xylophage’s Pleasure” – Ideal for those who loved to eat paper as kids
Multi-Flour Bread - Bread made from flour made from things you never knew you could make flour from, Planet Crete Style
Roasted Seat Cushioning - Tastes almost like marshmallows
Fake Rabbit Roast - No, we didn’t see your cat
“Survivor’s Guilt” - Fillet of mystery meat
“Spirit Cooking” Special – Cake delightfully shaped like human body parts
“The Gourmet’s Surrogate-Oyster” - Blue Squid served on crushed ice, with lemon juice and a hint of vinegar

Malta*

Filled Aubergine served with Cardamine Grass
Pizza Peyote
Cardamine Kebab
Spaghetti Maltese
“Magic Carpet Ride” Pancakes
“Montezuma’s Revenge” Chilli Beans

*Certain local ingredients substituted with Stabline and orange food coloring

Drinks

Rheinbier
Liberty Ale
Vodka
Sidewinder Fang
White Russian
Bloody Carina
Gin
Whiskey
Never-Emptying Whiskey Bottle of Tipperary **
Sake
Red Wine
Veuve Cliquot Champagne
Zoner Tears
Tea
Water

**May not be removed from the restaurant

Contestants my enter multiple dishes/drinks.

To: Eldorado's Interstellar Restaurant
From: Chef Auben Dorn, der Alster Union.
Subject: Culinary Contest.

Rheinlandic Horse Sauerbraten with a side of Leberkäse.

Sauerbraten, or “sour roast”, is a traditional Rheinlandic pot roast that has been a culinary staple of Rheinlandic dining for centuries. Since Sauerbraten dates to a time before synth produce, neophyte chefs are advised to avoid Synth substitutes wherever possible. Tougher cuts of meat are advised, for the marination process will decrease the toughness of the meat over several days of preparation.

To marinate the meat, immerse in red wine marinade for between four and ten days. Advised additions to the marinade includes mustard seeds, peppercorns juniper berries, cloves, bay leaves, and nutmeg. Buttermilk may be also added to provide Swabian associations. Once marinated, the roast can be simmered till completion.

Best accompanied with a tall, warm litre glass of Hamburger Kölsch, the Sauerbraten may also be accompanied with kartoffelpuffer potato pancakes. These may be flavoured accordingly to individual tastes.

Guten Appetit.

Payment to be transferred to UN|Bank.

Regards
Chef Auben Dorn, Reichsarbeitergesellshaft.
Location Undisclosed.

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