To: Universal Shipping - Printable Version

My dear friends from Universal Shipping,

I would like to inform you about an unfortunate misunderstanding that happened today in California. One of your pilots flying Pickens^[guncam] transport utterly misunderstood the situation he has found himself in. I believe that he thought that calling in LPI would be a good idea. That somehow this would change the outcome of the situation in his favor. Let me tell you that it was not a good idea^[guncam]. You surely must understand that underpaid and under-trained LPI will do his job much slower, if ever, than I will do mine.

I sincerely appeal to your common sense with the hope that you will recognize that protecting is much more difficult than destroying. I do hope that you will remember this next time we meet. I eagerly await our next encounter to see if my message got through.

Without any regrets whatsoever,
Adrian Malprave