I'mma tell you a little secret: I started smoking when I was eight, ya hear me? Since then I've come a long way and now I need to spend every darn day floatin' that goddamn tobacco bill, right? I smoke so much I couldn't even read all you were sayin' so I'll guess and say you wanna pay me for getting this here stuff on yer shag, yeah? Tell ya what, I shovel that ***** for ya, five grand a pop no problem.

And, uh, y'all don't happen to know if them folks on Pirateport-whateverthenumber in your system sell fresh toilet seats? Don't ask why.

So, since I didn't hear no refutation from yer part, that'd be 84.300.000 credits to the Apothecary if ya would. By the way, reckon ya didn't hear none 'bout that toilet seat? Shame.