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To: Local Neural Net administrator - Megaera - 02-17-2020 ID: Yunoki Misaki Recipient: Local Neural Net administrator CC: None Subject: My Kite Excuse me, (02-17-2020, 04:01 AM)Liberty Security Force Wrote: I believe this to be in error. Yunoki Misaki
RE: To: Local Neural Net administrator - Local Neural Net Admin - 02-17-2020 ☆ From: Customer Support Agent Tim ☆ To: Ms.Yunoki Misaki ☆ Subject: Your Kite Dear Ms.Yunoki Misaki,
We are sincerely sorry for the inconvenience, due to recent activities in the independent worlds connections between there have been spotty at best. At this time there is nothing we can do. However, we do have our Premium UltraTransLuminalQuantumTurbo Package™ who's message transmission is guaranteed utilizing UltraFineNanoMembranMicroMeshFillament™ arrays to transmit signals up to 12 Quintillion times faster then our traditional networks while also having a fail-safe guarantee, ensuring that no matter how hostile the environment your message has to traverse it will arrive on time. All that can be yours for just 200 Million credits a month. But wait there's more, if you act fast you can get our patented QuantumEntanglementNanoLock technology™ for free! That's a half a billion credit value absolutely free! Is there anything else we can help you out with this evening? We noticed in your subject line you included a mention of a Kite, perhaps we can interest you in our kite insurance? Only 2 credits a month! Tim Customer Support Agent RE: To: Local Neural Net administrator - Megaera - 02-17-2020 ID: Yunoki Misaki Recipient: Local Neural Net administrator CC: None Subject: Re: My Kite Those are alot of big words to remember, Why didn't you call it UseThisLittleQuantumThingPackage™? Much easy to remember, same thing, same capital letters. Then we have the UltraFineNiceMassiveMoneyMakingFish™ arrays. I have no idea how much 12 quintillion is, but I guess its fast. But if you plan to give me quarantees that my message, will always get through, does that mean I can stuff a pizza into the data port of my computer and it gets at its destination intact? And if you plan to give me something for free that is worth half a billion, can you please give me the money instead? Well. I have no kite right now, but if you give me half a billion, I can buy a new one. Also can you patch my message through to the LSF? Yunoki Misaki
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